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jo/jorse | 18 | he/him | bigender | ΘΔ | creative | html intermediate | trying very hard to type with my hooves follow my art account @butchjorse.bsky.social jorse.nekoweb.org

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jorse @jorse.nekoweb.org · 11h
ohh BRK who are youuu... what a genuinely fantastic piece of art
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 13h
CARTOON/DEELAH.GIF
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 20h
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 12h
FANTASY/KOPTOS.GIF
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 17h
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: underwater ocean camera view of a whale fall on the sea floor, with various bottom feeders and weird fishes crawling around the decomposing remains. Off panel, someone says, “hang on a second…” Panel 2: the speaker is a member of a marine biologist crew, remotely viewing the video footage from a computer monitor. The biologist is leaning against his colleague’s chair. He continues, “pan the camera back.” Panel 3: Back underwater, the POV shifts to the other end of the whale carcass. There’s a large spider crab with a standing just off to the side. It has a human face in a neutral expression, and is wearing glasses. The marine biologist says, “I think I went to high school with that guy.”
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Creme @cremexbutter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And yet you must still preform.
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Abbey’s Rarepair
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SCI_FI/MOLISA.GIF
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random garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#Garfield 01/06/1981 🐱
Garfield published on 01/06/1981
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Sax! ⬇️↘️➡️➕🏳️‍⚧️ @saximus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On a related note,
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
comic, softside, magazine (1980) archive.org/details/soft...
a woman is standing behind a lectern at the annual computer convention.
she is saying:
"our next speaker's topic is 'seven ways not to use your company's computer'!"
the man ready to do a talk is dressed in striped prison clothes with a prisoner number printed on them.
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CARTOON/BUGBUN.GIF
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random garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#Garfield 20/06/2016 🐱
Garfield published on 20/06/2016
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Forgotten Comic Strips @forgottencomics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Katz" by Phil Mendez, 1980-1983 December 8th, 1980 as seen in The Enterprise
Comic strip "Katz." Yang Lee, the editor of the Daily Slump, thinks his comic strip artist Katz is the worst, but Katz keeps sending him gifts like an "I Love My Boss!" sign, so Yang Lee can't bring himself to fire him. Katz looks at the reader and says, "If you're gonna brown nose, go all the way!"
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jorse @jorse.nekoweb.org · 02/10/2026
there are so many situations going on. i would like there to be less situations if possible
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SCI_FI/ACCESS.GIF
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CARTOON/BLANC.GIF
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
LOGOS/PEGASUS2.GIF
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Jason @envinyon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
people that make AI videos are going to super hell, but people that make AI videos specifically of just animals doing random things are going to hell 64
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TONY GRAYSON 🗻 @tonycomputerentertainment.com · 01/10/2026
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
Variation upon the well-known XKCD cartoon showing all modern digital infrastructure as an unstable structure. In this variation, the sturcture is covered by a thick muddy sludge, indicated as AI slop.
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deck.blue @deck.blue · 29/09/2026
last time the US did this, we had 700k covid deaths because bolsonaro refused to get vaccines in time and before that, we spent 24 years in a dictatorship; our latest democracy is only 38 years old and it's being threatened once again we cannot let another bolsonaro be the president again
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
squidward in a darkened room, looking out the window at spongebob and his best friend having fun outside
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 30/09/2026
Ultimate Transsexuals. 10 Hours 69 Transsexuals. 69 Cocks 134 Balls. The Best Of Edition Full Of Cocks
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FANTASY/NS0061.GIF
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SCI_FI/BGC37.GIF
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random garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#Garfield 25/09/1994 🐱
Garfield published on 25/09/1994
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NATURE/FUJI.GIF
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random garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#Garfield 25/03/1985 🐱
Garfield published on 25/03/1985
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Fellas, is it morally justifiable to log off?
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Come at me bro. I’m in Hell.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
The Hater Building
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Kate Barrett @thewaether.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
regardless I do think steam is currently suffering an elsagate from the sheer volume of fake AI games it's getting spammed with every day, the store is borderline unusable, and I think it's gone underdiscussed by the wider games press
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jorse @jorse.nekoweb.org · 30/09/2026
did anyone else notice how christian a lot of nightcore songs were
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jorse @jorse.nekoweb.org · 30/09/2026
mood tonight
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PEOPLE/CHRIST.GIF
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SUPER METROID NINTENDO R&D1/INTELLIGENT SYSTEMS 1994 SNES
Samus, stridin'
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Oatmeal @ds.gay · 29/09/2026
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
CATS/CATS4.GIF
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CARTOON/RAISIN.GIF
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THINGS/TUTBEER2.GIF
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DOGS/SUBSCRIB.GIF
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HYPNOTIZ.BMF
A New Yorker-style cartoon of woman working at a computer. A hand extends out from the monitor dangling a pocket watch, and a voice from the monitor drones, “You’re getting sleepy…sleeepy.” Obviously the woman isn’t on the internet, otherwise instead of growing sleepy, she’d be outraged or bored. Most likely both at the same time. In fact, this is Anderson’s secretary, nodding off during a game of Minesweeper. The game will soon be disrupted (as will her reverie) when Anderson explodes from his office, a rubber ducky in his hand, shouting, It’s coming, it’s coming, it’s coming. He begins grabbing books from the shelves, flinging them across the office. A casebook of patent law hits the secretary in the forehead, most definitely waking her up. It will take five security guards to restrain Anderson.
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jorse @jorse.nekoweb.org · 29/09/2026
begging the lovely traditional artists on this website to stop posting pictures of them drawing mid-brushstroke... i am also begging the lovely traditional artists on this website to START posting videos of them drawing so i can oogle your brushstrokes in real time like a crazed freak
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Marburymoths @marburybirds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
interesting behaviour from the Ravens this morning. They came for a 3rd visit &had a bit of suet. Gravy flew off but Chips followed me as I walked. Flying a bit then settling down and doing these 3 vocalisations. He seems to be doing the contact call to Gravy who is calling back
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𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚘 @viifox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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