Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 19m#4 Flesheater: Revenge of the Living Dead (1988) A sleazy low-budget zombie outing from Bill Hinzman (the most recognizable ghoul from Night of the Living Dead) boxd.it/gBFtKFboxd.itA ★★★ review of FleshEater: Revenge of the Living Dead (1988)Boobs! Zombies! Boobs! Zombies! Boobs! Zombies! [repeat] 030
Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 25m#3 Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008) An entirely sung musical featuring a truly surprising cast, a wildly convoluted plot, and some of the worst lyrics ever written boxd.it/gBjAQVboxd.itA ★★★★ review of Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)What if I told you that the director of four Saw movies made a riveting trainwreck of a horror musical featuring Paul Sorvino, Bill Mosely, Anthony Stewart Head, and Paris Hilton? 120
Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 25m#2 Mortuary (1982) Bill Paxton stars in a nice little piece of slasher trash boxd.it/gAGPQNboxd.itA ★★★½ review of Mortuary (1982)Fun early 80s slasher trash, featuring a young Bill Paxton playing a very believable weirdo. 120
Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 25m#1 A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) Some memorable special effects, forgettable characters, and classic Freddy one-liners boxd.it/gAomFZboxd.itA ★★★ review of A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)Not the most memorable, but has some really good kills. It takes an entire act to hand things off from the Dream Warrior characters to the next group of victims, and by then the momentum's just not th... 120
Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 33mHappy October! Let's see how close I can get to #31DaysOfHorrorMovies 131
Reposted by Jordan, a spooky guyJordan Wood @jordanwood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A donor told the man running Susan Collins' super PAC he'd illegally route his money through a shell company. The reply: "Very smart." The donor is in federal prison. The man who wrote that runs her super PAC today. 5275105
Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 23hLot of people get viciously poked to death in this movie. Very gently. 000
Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 23hThanks for this! Would you consider reposting with alt text so everyone can benefit? 010
Reposted by Jordan, a spooky guySnitty 🎃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 02/10/2026100% agree, and in these times the first question should be "was the driver scrolling, texting, or talking on the phone?" 1404
Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 02/10/2026Young Bill Paxton trying to get a girl to listen to Mozart with him is perfection 130
Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 02/10/2026I have horribly over scheduled myself in october, so I'm taking an emergency morning off to watch some garbage 130
Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 02/10/2026Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: music.apple.com/us/album/dea...music.apple.comDead Man's Bones by Dead Man's Bones on Apple MusicAlbum · 2009 · 12 Songs 000
Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 02/10/2026Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include a "so smart it's dumb" Nolan movie, a video game horror that feels like a horror video game, a suspense-filled tour of the 1974 NYC subway system, and the one where a dog pisses fire to wake up Freddy Krueger. How about yours? boxd.it/bL9hT 0221
Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 02/10/2026Doesn't seem fair that my dog is dead but Trump lives 140
Reposted by Jordan, a spooky guyGoblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Again, and I really feel like this shouldn't even need to be said, but here we are: Men - live your life so there isn't a section on your Wikipedia page labeled "Sexual Assault Allegations" 1205
Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 01/10/2026Sometimes it's a little depressing to see the worst people in the entire world make things immeasurably worse for the rest of us, face no accountability, and torch the planet as they're on their way out. Maybe it's just me. 000
Reposted by Jordan, a spooky guy🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm begging Democrats to narrate to Americans why their brains are being doused with sick anti-trans hate as billionaire donors massively outspend Democrats.thefarce.orgWhat if Democrats let Elon Musk and the massive forces of capital buy this election?It’s not victim-blaming to say that we must blame the villains if we want to make voters heroes. 518849
Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 01/10/2026Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: neptunianmaximalism.bandcamp.com/album/le-sac...neptunianmaximalism.bandcamp.comLe Sacre Du Soleil Invaincu, by Neptunian Maximalism11 track album 010
Reposted by Jordan, a spooky guyClinton of the Damned 🎃👻 @puritythrufire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026October motherfuckers!static.klipy.comShang Tsung: It Has BegunALT: Shang Tsung: It Has Begun 2406
Reposted by Jordan, a spooky guyRobocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Can you fly, Bobby? 0145
Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 01/10/2026September 30th October 1st (some of us are cool all year 'round) 120
Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 01/10/2026I wrote letters to the Maryland governor demanding an end to death penalty as part of my high school's Amnesty International chapter. A national disgrace that it still exists. 030
Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 01/10/2026This is what happens when a group of people defined by their youth hits middle age: they lose their minds 020
Reposted by Jordan, a spooky guyAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president 893253786006
Reposted by Jordan, a spooky guydamn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I regret to inform you that tomorrow is October 1st and we have officially hit the Oh Shit That Went Fast end of year stretch run. 071
Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 30/09/2026Couldn't be easier: www.trolleytours.com/washington-d...trolleytours.comHop On Hop Off Washington DC Tours by Old Town TrolleyWith 40 years experience and expertly trained guides, we offer the best hop on hop off tours in Washington DC. 010
Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comHurry Up Get On With ItAlt: Monty Python illustration of god saying: Get On With It! 010
Reposted by Jordan, a spooky guyMicah @rincewind.run · 30/09/2026I wholeheartedly support this I think he should show up and campaign personally with every republican senate candidate, make it really clear that there’s no daylight between them he can start with susan collins 351860192
Reposted by Jordan, a spooky guyGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A horn is not actually there to urge your fellow drivers to endanger people on bikes 0754
Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 30/09/2026Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: twistedteens.bandcamp.com/album/florid...twistedteens.bandcamp.comFlorida Water Blues, by twisted teens13 track album 100
Reposted by Jordan, a spooky guyBrooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh 571935333
Reposted by Jordan, a spooky guyHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 10134233770
Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 29/09/2026Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: lrain.bandcamp.com/album/fata-m...lrain.bandcamp.comfata morgana, by L'Rain13 track album 000
Reposted by Jordan, a spooky guyNash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word. 434561902
Reposted by Jordan, a spooky guyT.J. Stiles @tj-stiles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Never sell anyone out. In fact, if you're asked about banning 12-year-olds from softball, just say, "You're asking me to sell out kids for my political career. I'm not going to do that. Let's stop demonizing people in tougher circumstances than you or I will ever experience. They have guts." 151596324
Reposted by Jordan, a spooky guyJake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Whenever you see a pollster or consultant give a take like this, it’s always worth following the money. In this case, Emanuel has paid Anzalone’s firm nearly $300k (maybe more but that’s what I found so far). A consultant class is devouring the Dem Party www.elections.il.gov/CampaignDisc... 2263403832
Reposted by Jordan, a spooky guyIndivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 28/09/2026TODAY: We’re contacting Maine voters to defeat Susan Collins and win a key House district. Join us to make sure Mainers have all the information they need to vote for Democrats who will fight for working families.mobilize.usIndivisible for Troy Jackson and Matt Dunlap for ME Phone Bank Series · IndivisibleJoin Indivisible as we engage voters across the country to get out the vote and take back Congress in 2026. We’ll make calls into Maine to get people to the polls on or before Nov 3rd and share the ex... 321686
Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 28/09/2026Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: m.youtube.com/watch?v=3m3q...m.youtube.comHead Hunters | Herbie Hancock | 1973 | Full AlbumYouTube video by les perseguides 2 000