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Jordan Hirsch 5x SXSW speaker using that experience to help women entrepreneurs use speaking to grow their business... even if they hate the spotlight. SF➡MD➡DC➡NYC➡Hudson Valley jordanhirsch.net

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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 17m
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 19m
#4 Flesheater: Revenge of the Living Dead (1988) A sleazy low-budget zombie outing from Bill Hinzman (the most recognizable ghoul from Night of the Living Dead) boxd.it/gBFtKF
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A ★★★ review of FleshEater: Revenge of the Living Dead (1988)
Boobs! Zombies! Boobs! Zombies! Boobs! Zombies! [repeat]
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 25m
#3 Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008) An entirely sung musical featuring a truly surprising cast, a wildly convoluted plot, and some of the worst lyrics ever written boxd.it/gBjAQV
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A ★★★★ review of Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)
What if I told you that the director of four Saw movies made a riveting trainwreck of a horror musical featuring Paul Sorvino, Bill Mosely, Anthony Stewart Head, and Paris Hilton?
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 25m
#2 Mortuary (1982) Bill Paxton stars in a nice little piece of slasher trash boxd.it/gAGPQN
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A ★★★½ review of Mortuary (1982)
Fun early 80s slasher trash, featuring a young Bill Paxton playing a very believable weirdo.
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 25m
#1 A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) Some memorable special effects, forgettable characters, and classic Freddy one-liners boxd.it/gAomFZ
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A ★★★ review of A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)
Not the most memorable, but has some really good kills. It takes an entire act to hand things off from the Dream Warrior characters to the next group of victims, and by then the momentum's just not th...
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 33m
Happy October! Let's see how close I can get to #31DaysOfHorrorMovies
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Jordan Wood @jordanwood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A donor told the man running Susan Collins' super PAC he'd illegally route his money through a shell company. The reply: "Very smart." The donor is in federal prison. The man who wrote that runs her super PAC today.
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 23h
Lot of people get viciously poked to death in this movie. Very gently.
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 23h
Thanks for this! Would you consider reposting with alt text so everyone can benefit?
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 02/10/2026
Corpse visibly blinking
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Snitty 🎃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
100% agree, and in these times the first question should be "was the driver scrolling, texting, or talking on the phone?"
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 02/10/2026
Christopher George has entered the chat
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 02/10/2026
This movie rules
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 02/10/2026
Young Bill Paxton trying to get a girl to listen to Mozart with him is perfection
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 02/10/2026
I have horribly over scheduled myself in october, so I'm taking an emergency morning off to watch some garbage
Movie poster for Mortuary (1982)
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 02/10/2026
Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: music.apple.com/us/album/dea...
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Dead Man's Bones by Dead Man's Bones on Apple Music
Album · 2009 · 12 Songs
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 02/10/2026
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include a "so smart it's dumb" Nolan movie, a video game horror that feels like a horror video game, a suspense-filled tour of the 1974 NYC subway system, and the one where a dog pisses fire to wake up Freddy Krueger. How about yours? boxd.it/bL9hT
Movie posters for Tenet, Resident Evil, The Taking of Pelham 123, and A Nightmare on Elm Street 4
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 02/10/2026
Doesn't seem fair that my dog is dead but Trump lives
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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Again, and I really feel like this shouldn't even need to be said, but here we are: Men - live your life so there isn't a section on your Wikipedia page labeled "Sexual Assault Allegations"
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 01/10/2026
Sometimes it's a little depressing to see the worst people in the entire world make things immeasurably worse for the rest of us, face no accountability, and torch the planet as they're on their way out. Maybe it's just me.
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Rex Thrillho @evanbrady.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
IT'S TIME
In a pumpkin patch Milhouse van Houten dressed as Linus van Pelt asks "Who wants to sing Pumpkin Carols?"
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm begging Democrats to narrate to Americans why their brains are being doused with sick anti-trans hate as billionaire donors massively outspend Democrats.
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What if Democrats let Elon Musk and the massive forces of capital buy this election?
It’s not victim-blaming to say that we must blame the villains if we want to make voters heroes.
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 01/10/2026
oh HELL yes
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 01/10/2026
Spooky Season is a lifestyle, not a month
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 01/10/2026
Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: neptunianmaximalism.bandcamp.com/album/le-sac...
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Le Sacre Du Soleil Invaincu, by Neptunian Maximalism
11 track album
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Clinton of the Damned 🎃👻 @puritythrufire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October motherfuckers!
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Shang Tsung: It Has Begun
ALT: Shang Tsung: It Has Begun
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can you fly, Bobby?
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 01/10/2026
September 30th October 1st (some of us are cool all year 'round)
Freddy Krueger wearing sunglassesFreddy Krueger wearing sunglasses
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 01/10/2026
I wrote letters to the Maryland governor demanding an end to death penalty as part of my high school's Amnesty International chapter. A national disgrace that it still exists.
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 01/10/2026
This is what happens when a group of people defined by their youth hits middle age: they lose their minds
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president
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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I regret to inform you that tomorrow is October 1st and we have officially hit the Oh Shit That Went Fast end of year stretch run.
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 30/09/2026
Couldn't be easier: www.trolleytours.com/washington-d...
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Hop On Hop Off Washington DC Tours by Old Town Trolley
With 40 years experience and expertly trained guides, we offer the best hop on hop off tours in Washington DC.
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 30/09/2026
Always a good day for my favorite hat
Jordan, a bearded white dude in a black t-shirt repping Koch's Deli from Philadelphia, also wearing a red hat that reads in white stitching: Fuck Trump
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 30/09/2026
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Hurry Up Get On With It
Alt: Monty Python illustration of god saying: Get On With It!
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 30/09/2026
Sounds sustainable
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/09/2026
I wholeheartedly support this I think he should show up and campaign personally with every republican senate candidate, make it really clear that there’s no daylight between them he can start with susan collins
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 30/09/2026
artifacial Is this anything
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A horn is not actually there to urge your fellow drivers to endanger people on bikes
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 30/09/2026
Dude's voice reminds me of Craig Finn a bit
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 30/09/2026
Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: twistedteens.bandcamp.com/album/florid...
twistedteens.bandcamp.com
Florida Water Blues, by twisted teens
13 track album
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 29/09/2026
Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: lrain.bandcamp.com/album/fata-m...
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fata morgana, by L'Rain
13 track album
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
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T.J. Stiles @tj-stiles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never sell anyone out. In fact, if you're asked about banning 12-year-olds from softball, just say, "You're asking me to sell out kids for my political career. I'm not going to do that. Let's stop demonizing people in tougher circumstances than you or I will ever experience. They have guts."
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whenever you see a pollster or consultant give a take like this, it’s always worth following the money. In this case, Emanuel has paid Anzalone’s firm nearly $300k (maybe more but that’s what I found so far). A consultant class is devouring the Dem Party www.elections.il.gov/CampaignDisc...
John Anzalone &
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Underestimate @RahmEmanuel at your own risk.
He knows how to win. He knows how to fight.
And he knows how to message.
And no one will out work him. Regardless of whether he wins the Democratic nomination in 2028 he will make an impact on the race. You can be sure of that. Don't take your eyes off of him. At the minimum, learn from him.
Rahm Emanuel Makes His 2026 Play
Rahm Emanuel Makes His 2026 Play
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6:47 AM • 9/26/26 • 274K Views
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 28/09/2026
TODAY: We’re contacting Maine voters to defeat Susan Collins and win a key House district. Join us to make sure Mainers have all the information they need to vote for Democrats who will fight for working families.
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Indivisible for Troy Jackson and Matt Dunlap for ME Phone Bank Series · Indivisible
Join Indivisible as we engage voters across the country to get out the vote and take back Congress in 2026. We’ll make calls into Maine to get people to the polls on or before Nov 3rd and share the ex...
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) 🐐
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 28/09/2026
Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: m.youtube.com/watch?v=3m3q...
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Head Hunters | Herbie Hancock | 1973 | Full Album
YouTube video by les perseguides 2
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