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Jordan, a spooky guy

@jordanhirsch.net
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Jordan Hirsch 5x SXSW speaker using that experience to help women entrepreneurs use speaking to grow their business... even if they hate the spotlight. SF➡MD➡DC➡NYC➡Hudson Valley jordanhirsch.net

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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 16h
@atrupar.com decoding Trump's truth social posts like
Marge Simpson approaching a typewriter with the caption hmm... what he's typed will be a window into his Madness
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 05/10/2026
NW: The Shining (first time on the big screen)
Movie poster for The Shining
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 02/10/2026
I have horribly over scheduled myself in october, so I'm taking an emergency morning off to watch some garbage
Movie poster for Mortuary (1982)
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 02/10/2026
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include a "so smart it's dumb" Nolan movie, a video game horror that feels like a horror video game, a suspense-filled tour of the 1974 NYC subway system, and the one where a dog pisses fire to wake up Freddy Krueger. How about yours? boxd.it/bL9hT
Movie posters for Tenet, Resident Evil, The Taking of Pelham 123, and A Nightmare on Elm Street 4
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 01/10/2026
September 30th October 1st (some of us are cool all year 'round)
Freddy Krueger wearing sunglassesFreddy Krueger wearing sunglasses
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 30/09/2026
Always a good day for my favorite hat
Jordan, a bearded white dude in a black t-shirt repping Koch's Deli from Philadelphia, also wearing a red hat that reads in white stitching: Fuck Trump
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 25/09/2026
Ya boy tired
Jordan, a bearded white dude in a black t-shirt, looking very tired
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 25/09/2026
So thank you Dark Side Records in Poughkeepsie for providing me with a t-shirt to back it up
Me wearing a black t-shirt and pointing at it. The shirt reads: JASON X RULES
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 25/09/2026
I made this little meme years ago, and I always love having a reason to revisit it...
dumbass with a coffee mug behind a table with a big sign photoshopped to say "JASON X IS THE BEST ONE IN THE SERIES. CHANGE MY MIND"
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 25/09/2026
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include an Indonesian take on Rosemary's Baby, a 1981 Satanic AI Clint Howard classic, Jordan Peele's playful horror tale for kids, and an Irish haunted hotel story. How about yours? boxd.it/bL9hT
Movie posters for Satan's  Slaves, Evilspeak, Wendell & Wild, and Hokum
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 21/09/2026
NW: the amazing Clint Howard in Evilspeak (1981)
Movie poster for Evilspeak
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 20/09/2026
Tis the season
Pile of pumpkins outside a store Flyer for apple cider donut shake
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 20/09/2026
Obi wan kenobi with a speech bubble
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 20/09/2026
Lionel Hutz from The Simpsons imagining a beautiful multicultural world where everyone gets along under a beautiful rainbow
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 20/09/2026
Met a cool spider yesterday
A Dark Fishing Spider, all brown and orange legs nearly camouflaged amidst green grass and fallen brown leavesA Dark Fishing Spider, all brown and orange legs nearly camouflaged amidst green grass and fallen brown leaves
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 19/09/2026
Happy almost fall
Glass of whisky with a roaring fire in a backyard fire pit behind it
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 18/09/2026
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include a charming swords and sandals comedy, a creature feature that's not what it seems, a semi-animated piece of shit, and a loving homage to William Castle's theatrical tricks of yesteryear. How about yours? boxd.it/bL9hT
Movie poster for Deathstalker 2, Hope, Space Jam, and Popcorn
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 17/09/2026
Here, having a soothing image
Ashokan Reservoir, light glimmering off gorgeous blue water, bounded by greenery and mountains in the distance
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 15/09/2026
Me the first cold morning in September
Jack Skellington looking with childlike wonder at a string of colorful lights
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 13/09/2026
I know it's not #LetterboxdFriday but since I've watched 4 movies in the last 24 hours I figured I'd share my #LastFourWatched anyway boxd.it/bL9hT
Movie posters for 1408, Coyote vs Acme, Meatball Machine, and Deathstalker II
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 12/09/2026
Happy belated #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched included a classic bit of slasher trash, a lesser version of Ready or Not 2, an unpleasant ozsploitation flick, and an animated crossover classic. How about yours? boxd.it/bL9hT
Movie posters for Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Penny Lane is Dead, They Will Kill You, and Halloween II
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 11/09/2026
What's your sign?
Sign on a fence. It reads
NO
BIKES
DOGS
DRINKING

but the NO is crossed out
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 11/09/2026
We have to say goodbye to our beautiful baby today. Clover was not the easiest dog, but she was the goodest girl in the whole world.
Clover, a gorgeous white dog with black ears and a black patch over here eye, sitting up with her tongue out, smiling at the camera.
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 10/09/2026
RS with your home river. The Mighty Hudson, ~315 miles flowing through eastern New York state from the Adirondacks to New York Bay and out to the Atlantic.
The Hudson River, with trees on the left bank and houses & trees on the right, under a huge blue sky with wispy white clouds
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 09/09/2026
Scenes from the deck
A purple basil plantBright yellow zinnia
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 05/09/2026
Good morning from Clover and me
Clover, a gorgeous white dog with black spots and a big black patch over half her face and black ears. She's standing in the kitchen and her tongue is extended, curled up to lick her nose.
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 05/09/2026
Cursed sentence
An AI necklace that watches how you eat
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 04/09/2026
My big sweet elderly lady baby
A gorgeous white dog with black spots and a big black patch over half her face and black ears. She's lying in her dog bed and for some reason her back legs are in the air. Her eyes are closed.
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 04/09/2026
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include a haunted attraction slasher, a Casper Kelly meta horror, a stone cold classic about troubled men on an impossible quest, and a shitty mid-aughts haunted video game snoozefest. How about yours? boxd.it/bL9hT
Movie posters for Stay Alive, Sorcerer, Buddy, Hell Fest
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 30/08/2026
Scenes from a trip to Maine
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 29/08/2026
My face when I'm not home yet but I'm going home but I have to drive 8 hours first to be home and then I'll be home but at the moment I'm not home
Jordan, a bearded white dude in a Bill Cipher t-shirt and sunglasses and a Party Time hat
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 29/08/2026
Been up since 5 fuck everything fuck you good morning
The sun rising over the water with boats
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 28/08/2026
Doctor doom in from of this text in the avengers logo font:

You'd better
Rewatch all the fuckin' movies
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 28/08/2026
You guys Camp Miasma was so good
Movie poster for Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 28/08/2026
Who else up pining at the moon
A foggy orange moon in a dark blue sky above the water
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 25/08/2026
Nice night for a bike ride
Water, trees, sky, clouds
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 25/08/2026
A fake Homer Simpson made out of balloon arms, one rubber glove, a trashcan head with his face drawn on it
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 25/08/2026
Mister Hanky the xmas poo with a bottom dialogue bubble
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 21/08/2026
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include a middling haunted clown movie, a very French, very queer take on the giallo, an 80s classic with a stacked cast that made me cry when I was five, and a surrealist comedy about rich weird suburbanites. How about yours? boxd.it/bL9hT
Movie posters for Hell House LLC Origins, Knife +Heart, The Last Unicorn, and Greener Grass
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 20/08/2026
Not my best time on this route, but not bad considering it was on 4.5 hours of sleep and an empty stomach
Bike ride recorded with Ridewithgps.com. 8/20/26. 18 miles, 839 feet climbed, 1:16 hours:mins
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 14/08/2026
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include 3 movies featuring Paul Walker driving, and an X-Men movie pretending to be a Punisher movie pretending to be a Spider-Man movie. How about yours? boxd.it/bL9hT
Movie posters for Furious 7,Joy Ride, Spider-Man Brand New Day, and Fast & Furious 6
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 14/08/2026
Movie poster for Street Trash (1987)
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 09/08/2026
Drop some SCI-FI ANTAGONISTS 👾🖤🛸
Gary Oldman in The fifth element, smoking a cigarette and looking badass with a wall of flame behind him
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 08/08/2026
Did we find the one good cop?
“The best way I can describe it is it looked like a Studio Ghibli movie,” Correa said. “It was their boat, and they were all out and about roaming around on it.”
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 07/08/2026
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include a classic trashy slasher clasher, a car-go-vroom ridiculous franchise entry, a really good sci-fi parable, and a horror satire that didn't quite land. How about yours? boxd.it/bL9hT
Movie posters for Freddy vs Jason, Fast & Furious, Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die, and Frankie, Maniac Woman
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 06/08/2026
How to Hide an Empire, 2020, Macmillan Publishers
A picture from the onion. It's a rectangle with the header news in photos. It's a picture of the island of Guam and the headline is: guam.. somehow part of this?
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 04/08/2026
Andy Daly at a diner table with 4 plates of pancakes in front of him
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 31/07/2026
Met a lil guy
Big yellow butterfly feeding on purple flowersBig yellow butterfly feeding on purple flowers
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 31/07/2026
Sometimes you just have to leave early and go look at the river
The Hudson River framed by mountains, trees, blue sky, white clouds
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 31/07/2026
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include a Japanese splatterpunk classic, a loud dumb fun car movie, a loud dumb fun car movie with better production values, and the most brutal horror film since Texas Chainsaw. How about yours? boxd.it/bL9hT
Movie posters for Tokyo Gore Police, 2 Fast 2 Furious, Tokyo Drift, and Terrifier
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