jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 01/10/2026speakers so loud music my religion speakers so loud music my religionstatic.klipy.comElon Musk Geeked OutAlt: elon in a k hole rolling his head 020
Reposted by jordan lucerowhet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups 62432366
Reposted by jordan luceroPop Base @popbase.tv · 07/07/2026Charli xcx threatens to “f*** [Peppa Pig] up” following Clairo shade. 735072
Reposted by jordan lucerojamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/07/2026let this be a lesson to deal with your feelings of gender anxiety and masculine inadequacy with a hobby or therapy or something and not a high stakes senate election 192167962486
jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 19/06/2026pinterest suddenly having a 100% success rate of suggesting what obscure board i'm about to save something to 020
jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 09/06/2026only notes from my first waymo ride are that only google could build a self driving car and an app that crashes when you request it to play music 000
jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 29/05/2026my new favorite philosophy is refusing to download any software that's promoted with one of those screen recordings that zoom and pan at mach speed 010
jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 24/03/2026me at the apple store in 4 hours acting innocent like i haven’t been exporting to prores in direct sunlight to purposely get my battery health down to 79% 010
jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 22/03/2026why has today felt like i inaccurately advertised the brat® card™ partnership and i voided the whole deal 010
jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 16/03/2026alaska playing solar power for us while we’re stranded at seatac 020
jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 12/03/2026accidentally sent THIS gif to the entire dorm floor groupme and had 30 SECONDS to think of a jokemedia.tenor.coma woman with a shaved head is wearing a dressAlt: Emma Stone in Bugonia with a shaved head going from a blank expression to a wide smile 010
jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 05/03/2026how peacefully my dog is sleeping after a 2 for 1 kristi noem firing and markwayne mullin resignation as his senator 010
jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 21/02/2026me after accidentally putting my dan egan fan fic on the teleprompter during my white house internship 030
jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 17/02/2026i’ll probably score 175 on my lsats before i ever finish a sudoku puzzle rated above easy 010
jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 03/02/2026me when a.g. made itmedia.tenor.coma group of people are dancing on a stage with a red and purple backgroundAlt: Pink flipping through the air on tour 020
Reposted by jordan luceroJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 24/01/2026I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street 65104043359
jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 15/01/2026phone banking is so much fun because i never would’ve known i live in such a pro-male siri district 010
jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 12/01/2026radicalized into no longer using "the year of desktop linux" as a punchline because my parents just called and showed me their company's azure desktop setup 140
Reposted by jordan luceroThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/01/2026JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place 923557658
Reposted by jordan luceroMia Sato @miasato.bsky.social · 07/01/2026A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead 7875802126
Reposted by jordan luceroKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 03/01/2026all the proud maga isolationists now hastily adding an S to their AMERICA FIRST signs 1271370
jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 27/12/2025caught myself doing too many tech bro-adjacent behaviors at once 020
Reposted by jordan luceroderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 19/12/2025the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024 5762561207
Reposted by jordan luceroleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 13/11/2025from: orders@amazon.com to: jeevacation@gmail.com Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message. from: jeevacation@gmail.com to: orders@amazon.com wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw 73730447
Reposted by jordan luceroderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/11/2025we need a department of kerning 3798567802
Reposted by jordan luceroBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse. 1533292585707
Reposted by jordan luceroCameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025spent a couple hours downtown today and there's a lot of white women in their 40s and 50s fedposting harder than i would ever feel comfortable with this meme is actually just real life 403369426
Reposted by jordan luceroStephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Some folks were worried that they'd sic thugs on the protestors or declare martial law. Instead they posted AI videos and complained. These people have no juice. Their supporters are cowards. They are are all bark and no bite. They collapse when we push back. Remember that. 8058701493
jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 17/10/2025buzzfeed content & video ads at gas pumps is undignified. it‘s genuinely concerning to me that a HUMAN executive thinks we are so impressionable that we deserve to be subjected to a royalty free track at max volume, being given no choice but to involuntarily give up OUR mental energy to perceive it 010
jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 28/09/2025a few more news cycles like that of september 2025 and i look forward to my adhd being treated like this 020
jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 28/09/2025realized i can add severance screenshots to all of my psych flashcards 010
Reposted by jordan lucerofurby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again 48189275465
jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 14/09/2025can i just take notes on my ipad in peace without some atlantic staff writer moving the goalpost EVERY 5 MINUTES 010
Reposted by jordan lucerojamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/09/2025man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger 484199274465
Reposted by jordan luceroShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative 285308667701
Reposted by jordan luceroErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 12/09/20251. In the immediate aftermath of Charlie Kirk's shooting, the WSJ laundered claims that "transgender symbols" were found with the shooter's gun. Now, a press conference reveals that NO such symbols were found. WSJ owes a full retraction and apology. Subscribe to support our journalism.erininthemorning.comPress Conference: No "Transgender" Or "LGBTQ" Symbols Found At Kirk's ShootingYesterday, several media outlets claimed or strongly implied that "transgender symbols" were found at the scene of the gun used by Charlie Kirk's shooter. This turned out to be false. 500167615363
Reposted by jordan luceroAdam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Time for some common sense gun laws. Democrats should introduce a bill named the Charlie Kirk common sense gun reform bill and make every Republican vote for it. 25255641184
Reposted by jordan luceroJoe Uchill @joeuchill.bsky.social · 07/09/2025As I type this, I’m now involved in two simultaneous conversations: whether Rand Paul is soft for believing drug dealers deserve trials before summary execution, and whether it was weird Trump pardoned Ross Ulbricht, the dark web drug kingpin. 1043299
Reposted by jordan luceroFred Smith @fredsmith.bsky.social · 22/08/2025This is actually a pretty great illustration of what the remnants of Twitter are doing to a bunch of otherwise-normal people right now. This is the stuff being pushed through its algorithms, so now *the guy with the Democrats account password* feels the need to weigh in on garbage discourse. 1042975
