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@jordanhas.fun
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 26/06/2026
upgraded my zotero storage
Ivanka Trump in a school science lab back in 2018
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 19/06/2026
pinterest suddenly having a 100% success rate of suggesting what obscure board i'm about to save something to
textbook diagram of a monkey being conditioned with a reward in response to a hypothetical stimulus and behavior recording
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 30/04/2026
Screenshot from marathonfoto.com. Yours truly walks on a road halfway through a marathon with a completely blank expression.Okay so there’s a 56 year old woman here
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 24/03/2026
me at the apple store in 4 hours acting innocent like i haven’t been exporting to prores in direct sunlight to purposely get my battery health down to 79%
emma stone grinning while eating a pot pie
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 23/03/2026
“mr homo here looking at her hair” charli xcx tweet with “API” instead of “hair”
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 16/03/2026
alaska playing solar power for us while we’re stranded at seatac
“that mood after church ⛪️🙏💯” meme. Two people in formal pastel-colored outfits stand with their heads away from the camera and a foot extended forward.
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 05/03/2026
how peacefully my dog is sleeping after a 2 for 1 kristi noem firing and markwayne mullin resignation as his senator
Dog burying his eyes and face into the edge of a soft green dog bed
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 26/02/2026
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 12/01/2026
radicalized into no longer using "the year of desktop linux" as a punchline because my parents just called and showed me their company's azure desktop setup
Frame from the movie Unfriended. A man in a video call frame stares with disbelief into the camera.
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 27/12/2025
caught myself doing too many tech bro-adjacent behaviors at once
Still from The Simpsons season 3, episode 11. From Mr. Smithers' POV, a framed black and white photo of Mr. Burns shaking hands with Elvis Presley is in view.
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 02/12/2025
Screenshot of an Apple Music Replay stat. The Compare Your Replay section is comparing my top 2025 album, 7G by A.G. Cook to my top 2024 album, Britpop by A.G. Cook. 7G is at 2,586 minutes listened, and Britpop is at 3,189 minutes listened.omg just be a boy meme
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 06/11/2025
like i’m getting called to the principal’s office
A screenshot of an Apple survey. A question says: “Our records show that you got an iPhone Air 256GB - Light Gold. Is this correct?” with answer choices: “Yes,” “No, I got a different iPhone,” and “No, I did not get an iPhone.”
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 28/09/2025
a few more news cycles like that of september 2025 and i look forward to my adhd being treated like this
The image from the "this is what the dentist feels like to me" Tweet. A human in a white gown is strapped down onto an operating table (?). Two gray aliens are rendered in the typical alien-like archetypal representation, with large eyes, a lizard-like face, and a slender body.
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 28/09/2025
realized i can add severance screenshots to all of my psych flashcards
Rough drawing of a blob in a yellow shirt and propeller hat licking a colorful lollipop with a doofy look on its face.
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 11/08/2025
trading in some woke points here, but this brand of activism where everything has to be secretly evil is just so tiring? the ability to join a call while you’re driving is THE most basic workflow that has been possible through carplay for years now? some people have roles that benefit from this?
Screenshot of an Instagram post from More Perfect Union. A post, with a graphic of Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella staring at the viewer behind the Microsoft logo, reads: “Mercedes and Microsoft are pairing up to make work even more inescapable,” with inescapable underlined in red.
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 08/08/2025
just got a letterboxd like within MINUTES of posting my weapons review
i think this is nancy mace but she’s eating the weirdest meal (?) i’ve ever seen
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 26/07/2025
bought a stream deck to exclusively use as a clipboard manager
Meryl Streep holds a large bouquet of flowers while walking on the sidewalk.
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 25/07/2025
somehow i was added to his mailing list last year and our tomorrow's incoming weekly newsletter will have the craziest photo-op where he looks like he shit his pants
Markwayne Mullin stands with his arms to his sides in a group of people from the Norman, OK Chamber of Commerce.Markwayne Mullin with a bulging forehead vein and cherry red face is clenching his fist in an awkward slightly hunched over stance over a separate photo background of the US Capitol building with an edited red gradient sky.
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 18/07/2025
alex g continuing the tradition of randomly having a hyperpop song halfway through the album
spongebob with his mouth wide open laughing and throwing his hands up in joy in the middle of the krusty krab while the patty grill is smoking
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 25/06/2025
they practically copied you 😕
Screenshot of the NYTimes app front page as of 10:52 PM ET, 9:52 PM CT. The headline reads, “Mamdani Stuns Cuomo in New York Mayoral Primary,” with the word “Cuomo” crossed out, to read, “Mamdani Stuns Cuomo in New York Mayoral Primary.”
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 23/06/2025
proof i’m NOT from oklahoma but rather i AM from OKC
Photo of much smaller me in the now-Paycom Center in front of the OKC Thunder Kids Club wearing a Thunder shirt and holding a Thunder Kids Club bag with a scared look on my face. A live activity is shown in the screenshot with Indiana at 75 and the Thunder at 90.
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 18/06/2025
sudden influx of NEW story time animation channels on my youtube feed
"The pain is unbearable" meme with the "un" in "unbearable crossed out, to read, "The pain is bearable!" Accompanied by a photo of a disproportionately scaled photo of a borzoi dog standing next to some bushes.
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 12/06/2025
fun little sample app to play around with the foundation models framework in a very low stakes environment! and a lot of playing with liquid glass 🤩 github.com/jordanlucero...
Two screenshots of the same app running on an iMac and an iPhone at varying sizes to the user. The app on the iMac has generated 16 related words to the word “Liquid,” while the app on the iPhone has generated dozens of related words to the word “Glass.”
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 09/06/2025
everyone and their mom complaining but literally look at it??
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 09/06/2025
i know that a lot of the app was rewritten in swiftui in sequoia but it still looks like it's just a fresh coat of paint over the same ancient codebase. same ancient itunes ui for local files
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 09/06/2025
1 hour into using macOS tahoe and i am not exagerrating when i say that this is one of the best things apple has ever done. if you don't believe me just look at the font book icon
A screenshot of the macOS Apps library search field contains the Font Book app. A sans-serif lowercase letter "a" signifies a front page of a rounded symbol of a book with 3 distinct tabs signified by glass of differing opacities.
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 09/06/2025
switch 2 welcome tour was incredibly repetitive but all of the AI meta-commentary is going to be VERY interesting to look back on
A screenshot of Switch 2 Welcome Tour’s quiz. Question 2 for the topic “Console Screen Insights” reads “What can the Nintendo Switch 2 console do now that it’s bigger?” with the answer choices: “Write essays,” “Make many calculations,” “Perform science experiments,” or “Feel human emotions.” A graphic of a Nintendo Switch 2 console by itself is accompanied by a thermometer and several rows of 0s and 1s.A screenshot of Switch 2 Welcome Tour’s quiz. Question 5 for the final quiz reads “The mouse feet on a Joy-Con 2 strap attached to a Joy-Con 2 controller affect the controller in what way?” with the answer choices: “They stop it from slipping,” “They help it move around,” “They steal its socks,” or “They give it sentience.”A screenshot of Switch 2 Welcome Tour’s quiz. Question 3 for the topic “Main Computer Insights” reads “What can be simulated with the Nintendo Switch 2 console's GPU ray-tracing calculations?” with the answer choices: “Car physics,” “Light reflections,” “Characters’ feelings,” or “Company management.” A graphic of a shiny metallic ball on top of Mario-like brick blocks on a shiny, ray-traced blue background accompanies the question.
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 03/06/2025
few word do trick
Screenshot of a Bluesky muted words moderation settings pane. The keyword "Grok" is muted in text & tags, excluding users I follow.
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 28/05/2025
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 22/05/2025
that was fast
Screenshot of the Claude app. At the top, the model picker reads, “Claude Sonnet 4.” A marketing message has a gift box icon and reads “Get 4 months of Claude 4” with a button that reads “Enter to win.”
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 03/05/2025
microsoft outlook - 0 jordan - 1
Screenshot of Whitman College's email setup tips. A section header of "Set Up Your Whitman Accounts" and "Using Whitmail" has body text reading "Whitman's email system, Whitmail, is run by the Google platform. You can access email, Google Drive and Google Apps through the Whitmail system."Girl who is going to be okay meme
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 11/04/2025
we won
Email from Lorde’s newsletter. Reads “Are you there?” From the desk of
Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor

Hi,
There's so much to say. Probably easier if I txt it.
Longer note here soon
+1 (212) 921-8323
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https://www.lorde.co.nz
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 07/04/2025
just hit one full year of talking stage
Donald Trump pointing to his ear while standing on a tarmac.
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 01/04/2025
enough magic mice to kill a tech youtuber
A hand grips five total Apple Magic Mice
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 27/02/2025
we need studies done about why so many people struggle with the concept of harm reduction
“Let me ask the audience” meme. A waitress is holding a plate full of food scraps.
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 21/02/2025
at this point
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 19/01/2025
she'll never be her
The cover of Bjork's debut album. A woman in a fuzzy sweater is holding her hands together in front of her mouth.
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 19/01/2025
it went out with a bang
A screenshot of a TikTok video reads “having my daily crash out after remembering i had floor seats to the sweetener world tour and sold them because my gay best friend got me pregnant and didn't want to be friends anymore so i had no one…” with a visual of a person looking into a camera. A prompt blocking the video reads “Sorry, TikTok isn't available right now: A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can't use TikTok for now.
We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!” with the options to Learn More or close the app.
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 03/01/2025
Screenshot of an email from Nintendo, sent at 4:37 PM. The subject line is “Fire Emblem Heroes: Join in for the new update!” and a summary reads “Download and play Nintendo Switch games for free on your smart device.” The email is unread.
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 20/12/2024
if i had a nickel for every time an artist released their best song named love me 4 me
Screenshot of a playlist containing two tracks, one of Sza’s Lana (SOS Deluxe) tracks Love Me 4 Me, and another track from Rina Sawayama’s Sawayama, titled Love Me 4 Me. Both tracks are favorites with a star.
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 13/12/2024
my favorite thing about apple intelligence is what it insists on naming my procreate exports
Screenshot of a filename titled "Entitled Artwork dot png" It is a PNG image sized as 141 kilobytes.
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 06/12/2024
Mark Zuckerberg, in July 2024, on stage at the SIGGRAPH conference with Jensen Wong, with captions reading, “By the platform provider that at some level I'm just like fuck that.”
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 06/12/2024
officially matter-pilled
Notification from the Apple Home reads “Update available for [my smart plug.]
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 03/12/2024
was going to say something about restricted mode but i just got this IMMEDIATELY on my district managed workspace account that blocks a stupid amount of videos that our teachers actually include in curriculum
Screenshot of the desktop YouTube website on the Shorts feed, playing a Jordan Peterson video titled "If There Was a God"
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 26/11/2024
you really have to take creative liberties with the o. i would be lying if i said i see this one perfectly too
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 25/11/2024
not understanding how people don't see the "air" in the last one but instantly knew that this says pro
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 15/11/2024
he even looks like the actor from this scene too
Screenshot of a Succession episode. Tom, dressed in a suit and tie, holding and reading from a folder says: “just to fend this off, have you ever read Mein Kampf?”
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jordan lucero @jordanhas.fun · 28/04/2024
the actual page you see after registering for a multi trillion dollar campany’s flagship api
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