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Jon Humbert

@jonhumbert.bsky.social
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Former: TV investigator, government flack. Current: Sports wagering enthusiast/flack. It's @jonhumbert over on The Other Place.

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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 19h
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 07/10/2026
oh look paid protesters
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Jon Humbert @jonhumbert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And this one. Do...do they think he lost his SS card and is searching for it in the sand with a metal detector?
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i guess if anyone knows about despicable racist republican scare tactics
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Dan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Russell Brand, who's awaiting trial in London next month on rape and sexual assault charges, will moderate a panel at DC's MAHA summit tomorrow on reforming a U.S. health agency
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky
ina garten in a witch hat saying “If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”
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Jon Humbert @jonhumbert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NEW: Fanatics' Fair Play hypocrisy. Is it a bait and switch? A premature rollout? Or just bad marketing? My deep dive on the loudest sportsbook suddenly going quiet: jonhumbert.substack.com/p/fanatics-f...
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Fanatics’ Fair Play Hypocrisy
The challenger brand keeps bashing competitors for player prop injuries, but quietly rug pulled its own prediction market promotion.
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Jon Humbert @jonhumbert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"After the pitching change, we're through four and two thirds with a runner on second here at Fifth Third Park" -- an actual sentence that may need to be uttered.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
does saying "damn that's crazy" and then doing nothing count as solidarity now
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News Outlets Express Solidarity After Trump Bars Some Reporters
Some Democrats said President Trump’s ban was an attempt to control the press and distract voters as Republicans face deep challenges in the midterm elections.
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Jon Humbert @jonhumbert.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why yes
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Jon Humbert @jonhumbert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Complete hucksterism by people who know better. Willing lies about anything and everything. It’d be more pathetic if it just wasn’t so dangerous.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Has Scott Jennings gone on cnn yet to explain why cnn shouldn’t be allowed to cover that White House?
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Read only the first and last sentence of this paragraph
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Jon Humbert @jonhumbert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Andrew Mason @masedenver.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Courtland Sutton and Jaylen Waddle as of 3:17 left in the third quarter: Two catches, eight yards, one drop.
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Jon Humbert @jonhumbert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There was no microphone he would shrink from
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Jon Humbert @jonhumbert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tom Tancredo--the guy who came to my high school on his own election day to speak to our Student Government about how vouchers were good and we could leave "failing" schools (like the one we all loved and supported because we were STUDENT GOVERNMENT).
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 10/09/2026
I know, I know, but can you imagine the weeks of NYT headlines if a Dem President said this? There would be oodles of "doesn't respect Texas and real Americans" hand wringing.
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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Optimus Prime is an alien from outer space, not an American, and he fights against fascists, not with them.
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Jon Humbert @jonhumbert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“Nixon: White House focused on ‘doing things properly’”
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Jon Humbert @jonhumbert.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Eww.
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Jon Humbert @jonhumbert.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Millenialcore
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It gets worse when you remember that the Strait of Hormuz was open before the war started. So we’re spending $40B and people are dying on both sides to return to the status quo from January. Everything is socialism unless it’s money for killing people in pointless forever wars.
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Jon Humbert @jonhumbert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Stand aside, @bencollins.bsky.social. Pipe down, @nytpitchbot.bsky.social. The New York Post wrecked you with this EXCLUSIVE:
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No fucking shit buddy. This is what we were trying to tell you.
Milo Yiannopoulos: "I didn't really understand the physical reality of how institutionalized the brutality is in America. The manner in which they arrest you, they put you in manacles, everybody is arrested like an MS 13 gang member. 
It was physically degrading. It was frightening. I don't think I've ever been frightened like that before. I was weeping like an old woman for an hour. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."
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Jon Humbert @jonhumbert.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Brigadoon?
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Jon Humbert @jonhumbert.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Rick Rubin was in a Polymarket ad campaign.
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Jon Humbert @jonhumbert.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s just so gross. Remember the poop fighter jet? No bottom.
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The Boooook Shepherd 👻 @thebookshepherd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
….did a data centre write this?
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 28/08/2026
Coffee table book of early government website design would do numbers, imo.
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I guess we have the answer to the “who could possibly say anything bad about Dolly” question and it’s exactly who you’d think
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This morning, the Coldstream Guards at Buckingham Palace performed a tribute to Dolly Parton. The last time I remember the guards at the palace honoring the memory of an American entertainer was when they paid tribute to Aretha Franklin after she passed away.
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Sam Biddle @sambiddle.com · 23/08/2026
The death of folk graphic design in favor of AI slop across our country's delis is leading to some incredibly Lovecraftian food horrors
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David Gura @davidgura.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The Financial Times (Saturday, August 22nd, 2026):
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boonque שאלוט משאול @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
That's just called a "NY Times op ed"
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This shouldn't be happening to them or anyone else, but the fact is they were fine with it happening to other people as long it did not happen to them, and the same is true of tens of millions of other voters. It certainly says something about the American electorate bsky.app/profile/brad...
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
January 6 was only 5 and a half years ago, and we’ve already cycled through investigation, indictment, conviction, pardon, and now gleeful promises to do it again only with actual hanging rather than just chants about it. Nice job GOP.
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They're still doing it because we didn't hang them
last time.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Happy five-month birthday to this post. 🎂
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Who else is still up partying* *Adding libraries to my Libby app
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Jon Humbert @jonhumbert.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Completely failed in MI as well. “Markets” had an 87.7% chance of a *15+ point* dominant win for Abdul. Was around 1 point in reality. Just catastrophically wrong for the “truth machines.” I wrote about it here: substack.com/@jonhumbert/...
A market graph showing the upward trajectory and massive fall for the Abdul to win by 15 or more on election night.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Our second winner is Screechy (DM me your email), and my really confident answer is: I don't think Nebraska has ever recovered fully from losing 62-36 to Colorado in 2001 bsky.app/profile/scre...
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Jon Humbert @jonhumbert.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Thank you, New York Post for this crucial EXCLUSIVE:
A Post headline noting that New Yorkers used a lot of weed during sports games
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CavsKermit @cavskermit.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Jon Humbert @jonhumbert.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Buy this game
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David Manning @photodave219.fightins.online · 06/08/2026
Pay attention to this. It’s big. The people screaming about fake news are the ones creating it.
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Jon Humbert @jonhumbert.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Slaygosaurus and T-Rexxx
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