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🫂🫂🫂 @jonesetc.com · 07/10/2026
It's weird how the number of GOP spam texts to my Texas number goes up, so does the number of scam texts.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Harm OCD — nature’s coolest form of OCD.
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🫂🫂🫂 @jonesetc.com · 03/10/2026
I don't use AI, because I just don't wanna. I know that it can do some stuff too, I just don't care. But I'm telling you, if your response to "what does it do" is "you just gotta use it a bunch to find out" you sound sketchy as fuck and that's why no one responds the way you want.
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🫂🫂🫂 @jonesetc.com · 28/09/2026
It should require an Air Marshal to declare an official emergency to make more than one movie pausing announcement in a flight.
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🫂🫂🫂 @jonesetc.com · 25/09/2026
@papapishu.bsky.social his name is Mike Penis
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Will Stancil isn’t going to fuck you
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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🫂🫂🫂 @jonesetc.com · 18/09/2026
The image of the Pope being gifted an orb, but it's the BOB orb from twin peaks the return.
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telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
if talarico had a baddie latina-transition beam I would illegally vote a million votes for him
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🫂🫂🫂 @jonesetc.com · 16/09/2026
IF MY GIRL 💁‍♀️ AND THE STRIPPED CLUB 💈 BOTH DROWNING 😱 AND I CAN SAVE ONLY ONE ☝️ YOU CAN CATCH ME AT MY GIRL'S FUNERAL 😭 JORKING "IT" 🥜
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
Gonna be extremely petty for a moment: I am glad to stand in solidarity with my colleagues in mathematics against the tyranny of AI slop, but I have to ask: where the fuck were most of y’all when the humanities were first on the block to be sacrificed to the machine devils?
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🫂🫂🫂 @jonesetc.com · 11/09/2026
And then seeing this message with the wild (8/15) just can't be ignored.
Miles basically combining 2 dril tweets about Captain Hook, it is labeled as the middle post in a nutty 15 post long thread. God's light will not reach the end of this thread.
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🫂🫂🫂 @jonesetc.com · 09/09/2026
I believe the picture frames that I've been building in my garage could kill us all within the next decade.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 06/09/2026
That’s my emotional support cia operative
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🌑 @fell.energy · 01/09/2026
i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs
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🫂🫂🫂 @jonesetc.com · 24/08/2026
He's a big time runner, so I imagine this is a "not real biking" bit and not a danger cry. Obviously not real biking bits are still wrong and annoying though.
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🫂🫂🫂 @jonesetc.com · 18/08/2026
@wyden.senate.gov @merkley.senate.gov @repdexteror.bsky.social this is the way
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🫂🫂🫂 @jonesetc.com · 18/08/2026
Asus router-ass stadium
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 06/08/2026
at long last we have created the Uzumaki from the famous Junji Ito manga "don't create the Uzumaki"
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
TIME THIEF FOR LIFE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETON "IM GOING TO WAR WITH TIME THEFT ON THE SIDE OF TIME THEFT - PROTECT YOUR RIGHT TO FUCK AROUND AT WORK - TIME THEFT END'S WHEN WAGE THEFT ENDS - MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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🫂🫂🫂 @jonesetc.com · 17/07/2026
@bencollins.bsky.social thank you for giving the people what we all want
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Everyone is saying lindsay graham died of the diarrhea parasite
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 09/07/2026
hey guys just wanna be extra clear because it seems like a lot of people are confused by it: this is real and true
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🫂🫂🫂 @jonesetc.com · 07/07/2026
Trump take world cup run
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 04/07/2026
to celebrate our nation’s 250th anniversary and your free speech, everyone post one credible threat
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cabo Verde, I have loved you ever since I found you on the map, thank you for always being close to nearby where I thought you were and in my heart
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
CAPE FUCKING VERDE
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The Immortal Doom @doomforpresident.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Balogun can still play if Mike Pence has the courage
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 30/06/2026
I'm in @slate.com writing about how this World Cup is the Diaspora World Cup, and argue there may be 48 home teams not three:
slate.com
How Diaspora Communities Made the World Cup Great Again
All three hosts—but especially the United States—are home to some of the most diverse diaspora communities in the world.
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🫂🫂🫂 @jonesetc.com · 30/06/2026
No fucking way
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 24/06/2026
Old Boards of Canada: Orange! Orange! Orange! *kids laughing* New Boards of Canada: *the most terrifying voice you've ever heard* NOTHINGNESS, THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
i come to you today with a simple request type-click-type.ghost.io/please-put-e...
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Please Put Edi Patterson In Your TV Show Or Movie
Not you, Danny McBride. You're already doing great.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Fucking what? By who???
Financial Times op-ed: 
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	Opinion Board of Peace
The world may not like Trump’s Gaza plan — but there is no alternative
If even I, an implacable opponent of the president, can accept this as the best option, then surely others can too?
HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON
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🫂🫂🫂 @jonesetc.com · 17/06/2026
This is Messi's self-insert fanfic and we're just living in it.
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🫂🫂🫂 @jonesetc.com · 13/06/2026
who up erecting they scaffolding rn
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
this is the unbridled power of negativity
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🫂🫂🫂 @jonesetc.com · 07/06/2026
The urban density hardware store scale: 1. Lowes 2. Home Depot 3. Ace 4. Do it Best 5. Independent (and insane)
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
"So, what's your take?" "This is the water, and this is the well. Drink full, and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within." "100% disagree."
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I don’t even know what to say anymore man. Every day trans people are a target. They do nothing but want to exist and they are a target. Every time we see senseless violence in the US, it is spun into a lie involving trans people.
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🫂🫂🫂 @jonesetc.com · 16/05/2026
@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social these are some information box hits en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soccer_...
Training: Back flip
Owner: Jackie Martin Kaptan
Named after: Soccer ball
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🫂🫂🫂 @jonesetc.com · 04/05/2026
Paperwork doesn't magically make you American. Being here and wanting to stay makes you American. America was built with open borders and the modern immigration system is disgusting.
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I will die for you, A 4-Hour Long Video Essay on A Theme Park.
A screenshot from a pet shelter in Kansas City Missouri. An adult female dark tortie-colored cat named "A 4 Hour Long Essay on a Theme Park"
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🫂🫂🫂 @jonesetc.com · 13/04/2026
The plural of ball python is actually balls and python
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
"did you know the USPS is losing money" no I didn't know and I still don't care do you know how much money your president has lost you since January
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🫂🫂🫂 @jonesetc.com · 20/03/2026
Really great progress the python tooling has been making recently, time.for the dipshits to come and ruin it astral.sh/blog/openai
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Astral to join OpenAI
Astral has entered into an agreement to join OpenAI as part of the Codex team.
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🫂🫂🫂 @jonesetc.com · 15/03/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching sports
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