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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This is just a normal conversation in Indiana I don’t understand why they were filming
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Julia Gfrörer @thorazos.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“True love floods the insurance company” — important information from a dream I just had
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thinking about that fruit in Sliders that tastes like whatever you’re thinking about. Too many intrusive thoughts to eat that safely.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Local authorities report the tree bit a man in broad daylight.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Idk how anyone finds time to write. I write for a living and I don't have a life and I still don't have time
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Working “writ large” into flirty texts and corporate emails this week
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
drawing powerful runes onto the ground with ant pheromones
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tball, they’re calling it
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Been refining the idea of using the AI images they use at restaurants in my own reviews claiming the food actually looks like that and the eldritch consequences of having eaten them
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
There’s absolutely no way world governments aren’t aware of toys coming to life when no one is looking
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Leaving restaurant reviews of places using AI food imagery claiming the food actually looks like that
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
When an album pretends to be a radio station I sit down and listen
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I was rarely disciplined in school but many of my offhand comments inspired others, resulting in their being disciplined. I knew then I should look into becoming a writer.
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Waking up in the middle of the night making frantic, mysterious replies to messages then immediately slamming back asleep, my dream gun reloaded
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The right power tool can unlock new areas in your life like a metroidvania.
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Consider: they’re ripping through old books because it’s the last refuge from their influence. Much to be gained from poisoning their new training data. A strange collaboration between a hacker and a bookmaker.
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Threads was developed in a lab to raise blood pressure
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
New app: do you want to enable notifications? Me: I don't even want to have this phone
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Andy Griffith The Show The Movie
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
girl not the undivided ceaseless eternal will...........
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Date went pretty well, I think! Lost my cool when she accused me of leaving a tortoise upside down under the hot sun, but I think we moved past that
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Part of what brought me back into reading frequently was novellas. And I still read them as a palette cleanser between more difficult works. I have many local book sellers and their thoughtful curations to thank for that.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
the internet got worse, and I've been a writer for most of my life, and I thought, if this is my job, I should be reading more. to be honest I was intimidated by the great works as well, and it prevented my curiosity. but once you're actually curious about something, everything becomes easy
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
They’re calling it the Attention Economy and we’ve been shorted.
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FREAKBAiT @freakbait.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I spent nearly a year on this artzine. Originally, I planned to release it in October 2025, but that date came and went. I was occupying myself with other projects (and fucking around online). In less than a week off (most) social media, I've finished it.
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Je Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden · 16/05/2026
somebody on reddit found this on a beach and I love a haunted trinket
An ivory colored tchotchke of five (baby?) faces kind of overlapped like petals of a flower, it looks like it contains five souls
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Please do! Bring a copy of your book so I can buy it!
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Absolutely, set up in the back room.
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Detroit
A box of at least a dozen pamphlets floating in space.
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Threads felt engineered to get under the skin.
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Congrats on making it to the Big Leagues
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Last year on tour, I asked bookstores who was the weirdest writer ever to come sign? Answer: The writer who made us set the books singly on the carpet in a checkerboard pattern and *slithered on their belly* between the books to sign."
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William T. Torgerson - Analysis Paralysis Dialysis @williamtorgerson.com · 23/03/2026
This is also how my eyes look when I watch people play a game. Cool zine by @jonegreaves.bsky.social. Just wish these eyes weren't showing up whenever I close my own.
Black-and-white zine page titled “Lüd,” featuring a rough, hand-drawn illustration of two wide, unsettling eyes inside a rectangular frame, with partially visible text below describing Lüd as a god.Handheld photo of a small zine booklet titled “The Rites of Lüd,” printed in bold black text on a textured gray cover.Close-up of a textured gray page with small printed text reading “From the desk of Jon Greaves, Concord, Ohio.”
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Squire malnutrition points to more systemic issues. Sounds like you’re not attending enough feasts.
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Always walking around the cafe jiggling the tables to test stability before I select a spot to nest. One place is so bad I’m considering showing up in a hi-viz vest and some tools to do some fixes.
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Talking loudly on my phone in the cafe: It’ll be called 9/11: The Movie! Suddenly whispering as I realize the idea has legs: It’s a stealth sequel to Muppets Take Manhattan.
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
If my paper source sold A-format reams I’d do some serious reworks.
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Doing things I’ve only dreamed of
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Chicago Zine Fest @chicagozinefest.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
CZF will be back on Saturday October 10th!! We're thrilled to be returning to the Winter Garden in the Harold Washington Library Center, thanks to the generous partnership of @chipublib.bsky.social!
flyer with text reading "Save the date, Chicago Zine Fest, 10-10-2026. Back in the Winter Garden! More zinesters! More programming! New organizers orientation Wednesday March 18."
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Using LIDAR to hunt gnomes
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Where can I join Zohran's Nonbinary Preatorians
Donald was practically vibrating when we left Cluely. “Dude, he’s just a scared little boy,” he said. “He’s scared he’s not doing the right thing, and because of the fucked-up world we live in, people who should be in The Hague are giving him twenty million dollars. Something bad is gonna happen here, something really fucking bad is gonna happen.” He sighed. “I just want Zohran’s nonbinary praetorians to march across the country and put all these guys in cuffs.” I found it hard to disagree. It did not seem like a good idea to me that some of the richest people in the world were no longer rewarding people for having any particular skills, but simply for having agency, when agency essentially meant whatever it was that was afflicting Roy Lee. Unlike Eric Zhu or Donald Boat,
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
this was my reminder to get tickets
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Understand that even the crudest artificial imitation of my character would stop at nothing to kill its creator
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
that seems like a good exchange for being really good at something
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Weight training for my spelling
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Jone Greaves @jonegreaves.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
They’re putting me in a gun and shooting me tomorrow
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