jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026no thanks NBC, we don't need a "pee cock streaming platform," most men can hardly hit the urinal from ground level!! (imagine I tweeted this years ago) 020
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"you guys BOTH deserve to win this game, but in the words of Jess Probes, the tribe has spoken." 000
Reposted by jonBobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This Northernlion-Dan Gheesling stuff is like the Macklemore story for guys who have a favorite Nathan For You episode 06615
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026dee pissed herself just to be first out I'm dyinggfgg #bb28 020
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 13/08/2026i should have reposted this before the odyssey hype died down 000
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 18/06/2026that's crazy I didn't know people were thinking that 100
Reposted by jontykenn (Trees Hate You) @tykenn.games · 05/06/2026The trees are horrible and want to ruin your day. Be the victim of relentless tree bullies, fall for many traps, maybe find an axe, and try to escape this awful forest. There's a demo if want to start suffering early: store.steampowered.com/app/4171850/... #PitchYaGame #indiegame #TreesHateYou 3256
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 25/04/2026happy arbor day!! I'm making the music for this game 041
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 23/04/2026pgh commenters be like: bro is NEVER gonna boat the alleghenies 😭 000
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I love when well-meaning Christians say "well even if you don't believe in God, at least you believe in something!" as if that means anything. it's like telling a Beatles fan that you don't like the Beatles and then they say "well I'm glad you still like hearing sounds. that's sort of like Beatles." 021
Reposted by jonjule @julitime.bsky.social · 30/03/2026i wish some days were longer so i could get another meal in, and some days were shorter so i could just eat one meal 022
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 20/03/2026space jam 2 chip and dale movie spider-man no way home godzilla v kong deadpool v wolverine granted, I feel like it's been a bit quieter on that front lately, but the trend has definitely continued 010
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Supreme Leader is not that different of a title from Commander-In-Chief but Americans act like it means Sith Lord 000
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 05/03/2026CRAZY Entitled Woke Charon DEMANDS Obol From Brave Centurion Killed In Action | Shocking Clips 010
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 01/03/2026locals (girls like us) by underscores is chumbawumba tubthumping for zoomers 120
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I dont care that capybara can have an orange on its head. I don't care that caybara is a beefy rat. it's not that cool. I've seen cooler stuff. go to hell 010
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 26/02/2026more like ulcerkill #thenewlevelsaretoostressful #ultrakill 010
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 20/02/2026spotify, apple podcasts, wherever I get my podcasts, it is no business of yours... 000
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 11/02/2026we're a long way from portraying sex responsibly in movies but an easy first step would be to have them play at 2x speed and end with this sound effect 021
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 24/01/2026youtu.be/Ix-AMYos0Js?...youtu.beYouTubeShare your videos with friends, family, and the world 010
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I think SEO marketing and article paywalls are partly to blame for the perceived utility of LLMs. Like if it was easy to get a recipe or a list of 90s romcoms from Google without subscriptions and obstructive fluff text, people would not be half as impressed by ChatGPT 151
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 10/01/2026funniest regular feature of the traitors is the cast trying to guess the gender of a person based on how they knock on door 030
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 08/01/2026a bit late but I'm gonna predict some states will start flirting with secession in 2026 020
Reposted by jononion person @junlper.beer · 07/01/2026abolishing the domestic terror group ICE is the moderate position at this point 4266361184
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 31/12/2025"our democracy is sacred" and it turns out the mayor of Denver can just install spy cameras all over the city and nobody can tell him no because he's already elected 030
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 31/12/2025"we have to fight for American Democracy" and American Democracy is a binary choice between Republican Dr. Oz and Democrat John Fetterman, and then it turns out Fetterman is a Republican, and then Dr. Oz becomes the Administrator for the Centers of Medicare & Medicaid Services 120
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 31/12/2025do people feel embarrassed saying "we must preserve our democracy" when the democracy is just a yearly pageant where you pick a lesser evil from a short list of pre-approved freaks and losers 130
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 31/12/2025thinking about drawing. a political cartoon where Donald Trump being subservient to Putin. maybe a maid outfit or a puppy mask. and Putin is making him eat Lies Kibble out of his hand. God I hate those guys so much. disgusting pure evil. and maybe trump has a diaper on in the cartoon too 020
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 30/12/2025men love saying some shit like "why thank you good sir!" it actually feels really good for them. it's the male version of busting a nut 021
Reposted by jonjule @julitime.bsky.social · 29/12/2025anime's portrayl of women is almost always unwatchable. it's negative social impact is on par with porn and superhero movies. 041
Reposted by jonjon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 24/09/2025the Wokerine be like "hey bub (gender neutral term of address) I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do best ain't pretty by heteronormative standards" and then his claws are syringes of HRT 011
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 24/12/2025oh my bad you're right, I read the article about a week ago so it wasn't fresh in my memory. so she did actually cause some harm. she was also fired from doordash, because of course she was! but there's a reason why this went viral more than any other recent story of recklessness or food poisoning 010
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 24/12/2025yeah of course! also, this random gig worker shouldn't have been turned into a national villain-of-the-day. the willingness of people to hate this irrelevant stranger for the crime of *almost* accidentally hurting someone indicates some notably evil cultural biases! 100
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 23/12/2025not to be flippant but people get poisoned every day and it does not go viral like this. check out iwaspoisoned.com and see how frequent the reports are! I think the story went viral because it successfully invoked outrage despite the fact that it's irrelevant to the lives of most people who saw itiwaspoisoned.comReport Food Poisoning Now. Protect Others.We collect and share reports with consumers, public health and restaurants. Protect friends, family & help restaurants. If you got food poisoning report it now! 100
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 21/12/2025was it dating a sex offender that turned her Republican or was it the thing that happened to her cousin's balls 110
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 19/12/2025she was trying to pepper spray a spider, which is dumb, but it's not NATIONAL NEWS why am I HEARING ABOUT THIS?!?! why is anyone talking about it?? (I think I know the answer and it is evil!!) 110
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I feel like it had zippy writing that kept you engaged but it mostly failed to have any themes besides a shallow take on "bad guys can change" 010
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 14/11/2025there are currently nine Mormons in congress and their church publicly acknowledges that their prophet-founder had child brides in the 1800s 290
Reposted by jonjess(ie) @starbeestar.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Curtis Sliwa is the Trisha Paytas of politics does that make sense 021
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 03/11/2025was it rampaging toward her or was it, as the article says, just roaming around a full sixty feet away? should you also shoot your neighbor's dog from across the street if you think it has COVID or an STD? 010
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 01/11/2025No Nut November is like Pride Month for people whose fetish is sexual guilt r/NoFap is their Stonewall Inn 041
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 25/10/2025you've had some bad professors so I gotta know what's wrong with this one 120
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 21/10/2025taking cum from a man who is too dead to shoot it out on his own, call that violating a ceasefire 030
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 21/10/2025I wonder if the IDF still has those cum bridages to collect the cum from dead soldiers 120
