jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 11/02/2026we're a long way from portraying sex responsibly in movies but an easy first step would be to have them play at 2x speed and end with this sound effect 021
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 19/12/2025she was trying to pepper spray a spider, which is dumb, but it's not NATIONAL NEWS why am I HEARING ABOUT THIS?!?! why is anyone talking about it?? (I think I know the answer and it is evil!!) 110
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 28/03/2025the new Democrat Donkey ditches the clear silhouette and sense of slow leftward motion in favor of a new design, which appears to be a stationary Trojan Horse that faces right. nice 251
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 27/10/2024when I say I'm anti war, I'm Serious About This Shit. let's all give war the bird 🖕🏻at the voting booth polls this year!! #election2024 #hatewar #stopit 171
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 09/12/2023if you told me this guy had never done a sex crime i would raise an eyebrow 031
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 20/09/2023have anyone else noticed that when it's a rich person's house and on the wall there's always one of the pieces of art looking like this? and this helps you know they are rich? leave a like if you feel that this is true 🤔 141
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 08/09/2023almost 24 hours later and the hop is still chillin on the patio. it might be afraid of heights? 010
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 07/09/2023spotted an epic g-hop today. has anyone else seen cool bugs lately or is it just me 331
