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Jonathan Scratch

@jonathanscratch.bsky.social
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(He/Him) A guy with dilusions of writing Proud leftist Always trying to do and be better

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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Thought Slime @slimemildred.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
youtu.be/K0DDY299Ly4?...
youtu.be
Buck Bumble - Theme
YouTube video by gamemusicisgood
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Jonathan Scratch @jonathanscratch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We only have a few years left to cast Timothee Chalamet as Griffith!
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 15/09/2026
If Ben Shapiro and/or some representative of Daily Wire called up my manager and asked to option one of my works, I would authorize my manager to tell them to go fuck themselves. So yes, I have veto on whom my options are taken by.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve now lived so much longer than I would ever have expected to that I feel I’m living in the future. This is when I imagined Neuromancer happening. And now the creators of today’s AI warn us that it threatens humanity.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Meme with wrong and correct answers.
Wrong: AI is a threat to humanity because they're creating the god machine.
Correct: AI is a threat to humanity because it's the biggest hacking and mass surveillance system ever created. It partners with the military industrial complex to do war crimes and endless growth fuels pollution
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sam Altman "no...wait we just wanted more money..."
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders has proposed a 20-year prison sentence for AI developers who move forward with Artificial Superintelligence plans, a penalty comparable to illegally developing rogue nuclear weapons.
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⛓️Nye🐇 @nigelgraz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
OC ❤️‍🔥🎸
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 11/09/2026
Osama bin Laden's great hope for the attack was that the US would overreact -- tear itself apart, destabilize the post-war international order, & sacrifice its moral standing. The Republican Party obliged him, beyond his wildest dreams. (And let him get away!)
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 12/09/2026
Critical information in these trying times
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Foxcade @foxcade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Its super easy to throw stones at Sony for canceling Physint (they fucking suck ass), but I gotta be honest, if I agreed to fund a project from a well known auteur to make a console seller, only for them to still be in the "conceptual stage" almost 3 years later, I'd probably be pissed about it too.
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Cozy Snugglefield @garybutterfield.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(Not Like Us "A Minor" cadence) Bin Laden
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Feminist theory remains undefeated in explaining the weirdest parts of the Trump administration. I'm just going to keep posting this skeleton-key-to-MAGA passage, written over 40 years ago, until everyone gets it.
"To say that straight men are heterosexual is only to say that they engage in sex (fucking exclusively with the other sex, i.e., women). All or almost all of that which pertains to love, most straight men reserve exclusively for other men. The people whom they admire, respect, adore, revere, honor, whom they imitate, idolize, and form profound attachments to, whom they are willing to teach and from whom they are willing to learn, and whose respect, admiration, recognition, honor, reverence and love they desire… those are, overwhelmingly, other men. In their relations with women, what passes for respect is kindness, generosity or paternalism; what passes for honor is removal to the pedestal. From women they want devotion, service and sex.

Heterosexual male culture is homoerotic; it is man-loving.”
― Marilyn Frye, The Politics of Reality: Essays in Feminist Theory
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Jonathan Scratch @jonathanscratch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Someone's who's not me, but like a professional writer, should pitch Blade 2099 to Marvel and have it's alternative title be Vampire Hunter B.
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"I'm sure of my talent and I'm sure of my love for life."
do you ever feel that you're a joke

all these years, the people thought the joke was on me, but the joke's actually been on the public

i'm sure of myself as a person, I'm sure of my talent and I'm sure of my love for life. I like the person I am, so I can afford to around with makeup and clothes because i'm secure with myself.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The current political moment has shown me how many people go through life frustrated that they don’t have the right state apparatus to indulge their worst urges. They‘re not “left behind”, they’re not “lonely”, they want to hurt other people. And this is their generational opportunity.
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
most embarrassing guy of all time
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 30/08/2026
Based af
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Zark Smelliot Fuckerberg @zarkfuckerberg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Huh, that's wild.
Map of Lake Ontario labeled "Lake Bernard Montgomery Sanders Shot JFK From The 6th Floor South Easternmost Window Of The Texas School Book Depository, Starting A Chain of Events That Has Resulted In Widespread Vaccine Misinformation Campaigns And Modern Era Measles Outbreaks. He Has Not Yet Been Brought To Justice.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
well there's a Weird Horror short story premise for you kids
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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You absolute piece of shit. Are you harvesting culturally beloved, priceless 80-year-olds to show us you know who NEEDS to go but you’re going to do what you please? We’re not impressed. And, for the record, Max von Sydow was IMMEASURABLY better looking than you. #deathisanassholelately
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Grim Reaper: Death's Solitude
ALT: Grim Reaper: Death's Solitude
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was such a legend. Rest in peace king.
The many characters of Tim Curry
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/08/2026
What the fucking fuck 2026 could you just fucking stop this shit already people.com/tim-curry-de...
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Tim Curry, Famous for Roles in ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show,’ ‘It’ and ‘Annie,’ Dies at 80, 14 Years After Paralyzing Stroke
Actor Tim Curry has died at the age of 80. He was best known for roles in ‘The Rocky Horror Picture Show,’ ‘Clue’ and ‘Annie.’
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Didn't know this until today but Dolly Parton had a transsexual man named Jason Pirro work as her Hollywood chauffeur in the 1980s, per an interview he gave to The Sun in 1990. "Dolly has been good to me...Dolly knows all about me."
SEXY SECRETS OF DOILY PARTON'S 
UMO DRIVER-HE USED TO BE A SHE 
DOLLY PARTON is being chauffeured around 
Hollywood by a 300-lb. transsexual who 
has had an operation to change from a 
woman into a ian. The country queen 
shares 44-year-old Jason Pirro's secret" 
and has promised to help the obese, 
tuxedo-outfitted driver attain his goal 
to become a movie director. 
"Dolly has been good to me," Jason told 
STAR. "I'm not real coafortable talking 
about ayself. Dolly knows all about me 
and is a very nice lady. "Whenever Dolly 
coaes into Hollywood for a aeeting, or 
for business, or for filaing, or just 
staying here, she calls ae and I drive 
her around." 
Court papers obtained by STAR show Pirro 
legally changed his naae froa Susan Ann 
to Jason in 198B because of "sex-
reassignaent.* Jason underwent a sex-
change operation in 1982. 
Jason, who has a beard and wears his 
thinning reddish-brown hair in a 
ponytaiI, caae to Hollywood 10 years ago. 
At the time, he was taking hormone 
tablets and dressing as a «an. He got a 
job as a lino driver. 
Dolly has said that there's nothing wrong 
with transsexuals. "If I were a nan I'd 
be a drag queen," she admits. "1 enjoy 
being a trashy dresser and 1 love gaudy 
things. I love to play with hair and 
makeup." 
Jason studied theater as a coed at 
Syracuse University, but after eight 
years at college. left without 
graduating. Despite chat, Jason has a 
genius-level I.Q. of 144. 
A fasily friend says Susan was in her aid -
30's when she decided to have doctors 
transfora her into a ian. "Jason has 
tried to sake the family feel comfortable 
with the situation. Even by the time he 
started to grow facial hair and his voice 
was getting deeper, if we'd slip and call 
him Susie, he'd just hug us and say, 
'That's OK." 
"He's a loving warm, caring human being. 
He teaches transcendental meditation. He 
has never had an enemy. People just take 
a liking to him. He has that …
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
no one who anyone listens to is saying that though. What we are saying is that the industry is a fucking shell game propped up by funny money and people should go to prison for the crimes being committed to keep the hype train going.
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Jonathan Scratch @jonathanscratch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Berserk is Shakespeare for edgy millennials and young gen-x (complimentary).
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 20/11/2024
ESPN is owned by Disney. This means Shaq and Charles Barkley can be added to Kingdom Hearts 4.
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Jesse Guarascia @jesseguarascia.com · 17/08/2026
Man holding up his hand in refusal
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 18/08/2026
On brand
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the luigi situation is interesting in that while most people obviously think killing is wrong, there's a general exception given for killing someone who is killing others, & apparently a lot of people think that the US healthcare system is ran by killers killing people for profit, so y'know
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 13/08/2026
14 million souls ended in a single year by Elon Musk's cruelty and stupidity Here are some of the comparisons: Rwandan genocide: 800k dead Cambodian genocide: 3 million dead The Holocaust: 7 million dead
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
literally 100% of the bad things about "woke 1" are just shit that sucks about social media. if you're complaining about "Woke" and not Gamergate, it's because you're a disingenuous prick.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 11/08/2026
Also, you know, just fuckin' read a book, it ain't gonna kill you and you might even have fun with it
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 11/08/2026
I know for a fact - because I check these things - that "AI" will give you an inaccurate summation of my work as often as it will get things right, because, all together now, "AI" is an autocomplete, not an actual intelligence. It doesn't read anything. It guesses from its training data.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Any successful writer or musician or illustrator has thousands of unpaid hours put into not just honing their craft but brute-forcing their way in front of the people who can actually get them money for their work. But once you get work, you should be getting paid. Anything else is exploitation.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
like most dangerous bad advice, there's an inkling of truth. If you want to succeed in a creative profession you DO need to be willing to work long hours for free. But this has nothing to do with employment. And certainly shouldn't extend to employment. Therein lies the trap.
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This site lets you scan barcodes to see if they’re part of Taylor Farms: www.taylordetector.com
taylordetector.com
Taylor Detector — Scan for Taylor Farms brands
Wondering if a product is made by Taylor Farms? Scan any barcode to instantly check brand ownership and affiliations. Free, no signup required.
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Foxcade @foxcade.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm sorry but I have to say, if you are planning on buying GTA6, especially day 1, I actually think less of you. Between the removing features for pricier versions, removing physical but costing more, and now needing a subscription service to see a trailer, this is a company that hates you.
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Your Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”
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James Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I just got back from Spokane, and spent some time in the Colville Tribes’ reservation as well as the Spokane Tribe. It’s beautiful to see everyone coming together, especially those indigenous communities who will not get as much attention or as many resources as city folks will. horrible to see 1/
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hannemiriam.bsky.social @hannemiriam.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
this is the dream
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ahhh, Oregon
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Salem Brought a Guillotine To Oppose New Data Center. Company Reps Left, Feeling “Unsafe”.
Salem's city council voted unanimously to pursue a data center moratorium after residents - and a guillotine - pushed back on a $5.1 billion AI facility.
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Jonathan Scratch @jonathanscratch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
One of my favorite little details about Castlevania Nocturne (and it's predecessor, Castlevania) is that having a badass jacket is an essential part of Belmont monster hunting kit.
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