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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
guys we HAVE to get rid of DEI. it’s about FAIRNESS
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Pink Guy is attending an interview with the chief exec and CEO of a company.
CEO: “Our company does not adhere to DEI hiring practices 

Panel 2:
CEO continues: “We believe in hiring based strictly on qualifications”

Panel 3:
Pink Guy interjects and says “Actually, DEI is about addressing a systemic imbalance in-
CHIEF EXEC butts in: HEY

Panel 4:
CHIEF EXEC: Don’t talk back to my dad
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Altman became full-time CEO of open AI at 34!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/06/2025
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole theonion.com/trump-c...
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
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phylan @phylan.website · 30/05/2025
Guy at the Fell For It Again award factory saying he doesn't think they can keep up with demand as awards pour out of the machine and onto the conveyor belt
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Diane Coyle @dianecoyle1859.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I had to read this several times as “prioritise growth” and “hit universities over the head” are so mutually contradictory
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
COOL NBA FANS WEAR THE PLAYOFF SHIRTS
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Hayden Clarkin @thetransitguy.com · 21/04/2025
The NYC council voting for this downgrade was just such an own goal.
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Bral Turlick @airhorns4ever.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
"Hey Brad, I had this guy once who helped me win a championship. I'd like to win another championship. Would you be open to trying some stuff that helped me win a championship?" "Fuck you."
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Wow trump really is bringing back US manufacturing
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 25/03/2025
Hegseth, Waltz and company texting war plans to a reporter on signal is just the tip of the iceberg. This whole administration is full of incompetent, inexperienced, and unqualified clowns. Our national security is compromised in ways we’re just beginning to understand.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
What is Pope Francis doing? Doesn’t he realize that this would be the most viewed Conclave in history? The people have Conclave Fever and the Vatican is going to squander a golden opportunity.
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June! 🏳️‍⚧️ @towndarling.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario
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Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Friendly reminder
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Every day I see 7 tiktoks explaining the plot of Severance that sound exactly like this
Pictures of a spoon and a fork being used to eat soup. Text reads: "You can pick up soup with a spoon

but not with a fork

It's because of these slots".
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
A big part of the problem is stupid people have been convinced by rich people that AI is God, when AI is closer to an automatic dog food dispenser.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Silicon Valley guys casting government employees as lazy, parasitic, and malevolent seems like a giant case of projection imo
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Sir M. Pastorius @doctormoriarty.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Charlie Brown saying his famous catchphrase, "My idols are dead and my enemies are in power"
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Kurt @kaatokunart.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
i did the thumbnail for @wolfeglick.bsky.social 's worlds video you should go watch it
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
insects who prefer warmer weather? why the fuck are you so sensitive all of a sudden. your entire body has like 2 nerves in it. you are shit
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brian david gilbert @briamgilbert.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
waaaaay too many people in the middle imo
a venn diagram. the left circle is “people who understand that climate change is an existential threat” and the right circle is “people who use Al, but, like, not for real work! lol! i just needed a silly pic of a dog on a scooter and it's surprisingly hard to find good reference images”
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ARCdraws @arcdraws.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
He's a secret agent
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giggly ♡ @xgigglypuff.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
why do people lie about things that are so easily fact checked ? I just don’t get it LOL
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Buff Aunt Bria @lifeofbria.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
"OH! In that case, please, by all means, continue to wreck everything."
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Ella 🏳️‍⚧️ @ellagoer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Yeah (I'm she/they nowadays btw)
art by @nyazsche
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Home purchaser : My hobby is washing windows Architect : You're not gonna believe this
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AzulCrescent @azulcrescent.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
New vs Mine

Panel 1:  Caption : "Me Handling my phone when i just bought it"

Shows Azoo gingerly putting her phone on her bed while thinking "I shouldn't just throw it on my bed i should take good care of it..."

Panel 2 : Nowadays

Azoo is yeeting the phone towards the bed (towards the camera in terms of illustration)
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Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
A very small batch of my 2025 calendars that are available for preorder (so if you missed out then now’s your last chance to get one!) 🫶
Funny cartoon 2025 wall calendar. Comic strip on cover shows a group of people at “assumption club”. One says “so, I think we all know why we’re here”.
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◉●○•° @cosmoecology.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
“Theseus and the Minotaur” (1861) by Edward Burne-Jones. Our monsters are always more elusive than our designs to slay them suppose.
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Peter Berkes @peterberkes.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Made a chicken bacon ranch Detroit pie. Powerful forces at work here in the second half.
Pizza with chicken bacon and ranch
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Yod of Nobunaga @yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Do you think they let Luigi Mangione play Balatro in prison?
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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Jimmy Carter's life was bookended by the publication of The Great Gatsby and the rap battle between Drake and Kendrick, and I think that's beautiful.
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Saul Goodman Better Call Saul Breaking Bad @itssaulgoodman.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Jimmy. Such a hero. #BetterCallSaul
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Jemele Hill @jemelehill.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
A lot of Bears fans think they would have made the playoffs with Jayden Daniels. If we’ve learned anything from the resurrected careers of Sam Darnold and Baker Mayfield, it’s that situations matter. Daniels situation is a big reason he’s blossomed. Caleb’s situation is big reason he has not.
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Great Lakes Separatists @dgwusports.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
When you do your own research on Bills defensive coverage on the 1
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︀︀︀Damon Dawg ✌🏼🫶 @bigdawgnc.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
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Jayme @jaymajaym.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
my poor dog looked possessed as hell yesterday after a smoke alarm spook - here's a reenactment I doodled
digital sketch depicting me comforting one of my dogs after he freaked out from the smoke detector noise going off. Text reads: ~10 minutes post alarm fix, a pictoral re-enactment. label on a scared dog who looks mildly posessed in the eyes: "Just got back from running ~2 houses away from fear of alarm noise." off to the side is a happy and confused dog. her label reads:"peacefully oblivious/can barely hear or see". the label on myself (trying to comfort my scared dog) reads: "bravely went outside to find dog who will not break eye contact with window reflection"
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lianzi 🌑🏞️ 负尽天下 不负你 @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
can you imagine taking so long to complete a trip home that they name the concept of unnecessarily winding journeys after you. odysseus probably thought we would use "odyssey" for really sneaky schemes or something. no it's for when I forget an item at the grocery store and have to double back
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 27/12/2024
visit cleveland.
aerial image above a dark and wide open tunnel construction shaft being dug deep into the earth. it is surrounded by construction equipment, cranes, and building materials.
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Trump isn't even the president and the american right is fracturing. People keep comparing America to Weimar but are we ready for it to actually be interwar Austria
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