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Rich or whatever

@derpmeister2000.bsky.social
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He/Him. Bike nerd, book geek, movie watcher, photography, random muser

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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 19h
The Gentleman series has a completely ridiculous plotline, and yet... I'm binging it.
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Molly Ringle @writermollyringle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How to turn off AI / Apple Intelligence in macOS 27 Golden Gate: do alllll these steps. discussions.apple.com/docs/DOC-250...
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Turn off Apple Intelligence in macOS 27
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
While waiting at the doctor's office today, another doctor brought his two standard poodles into the waiting room, and they were very well behaved while being enthusiastic about getting scritches. All doctors should do this.
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My favorite part of being a software engineer is being on vacation and getting a frantic call from my manager about a problem and then looping in a coworker and explaining to them how to fix it in ten seconds. Then seeing the coworker post in Slack that they'll just wait for me to deal with it.
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Over just a few decades we've gone from car headlights generally sucked for both the driver and people in other cars, to pretty damned good for everyone, to they absolutely suck for everyone not in the vehicle with you.
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's train day with @kayteeem.bsky.social
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Strong Praise Kier vibes from "America's largest smorgasbord" And man, the size of the place is insane
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pennsylvania explorations with @kayteeem.bsky.social
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Waiting to get a blood draw today, a boomer was having a speakerphone conversation with someone at full volume, of course. He and his presumably same generation conversational partner were complaining that they couldn't afford to fill up their trucks anymore, and it's all the governor's fault.
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well, yeah... Me and one of my coworkers in Omaha, 1997
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Order a new set of cycling glasses that have reader lenses on the lower half so that I can actually read my GPS when I'm riding, and they come with advertising stickers on the lenses. Why, Tifosi? Just why?
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A name that works at the Albion NY cemetery
Gravestone with the name of the deceased being "LOSS"
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I guess it's the time of year to reinstall the heated gear controller on the motorcycle
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We ruined the friend's dog we watched for a week last month. I was giving her lamb treats with her meals to induce her to eat, since she was stressed at being away from her home for so long. Ever since then, she's refused to eat unless she gets lamb. Thankfully my friend thinks it's hilarious 🤣
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Reconnect Rochester Cycling @roccycling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don't miss the guided bike tour of ROC The Riverway investments by the City's Planning Department on Oct 3rd. Learn what's in store for a continuous Genesee Riverway Trail on each side through downtown & beyond. www.cityofrochester.gov/roc-riverway...
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Molly Ringle @writermollyringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Knew my city was cool.
kuow.org
Seattle makes polyamorous and asexual people a protected class
The legislation extends LGBTQ+ civil rights protections to pansexual, asexual, and polyamorous people.
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
After doing the Erie Canal trail last week, I'm astounded that we were able to do it together ( in three segments ) when Bea was ages 8-10.
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Reconnect Rochester Cycling @roccycling.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Join us tonight in Brighton for our 3rd of 3 rides with Brighton Rec! Gather at 1435 Westfall Rd beginning at 5:30pm for a prompt 6pm departure. Pre-register if you can. Otherwise, registration is available on site. secure.rec1.com/NY/Town-Brig...
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 18/09/2026
A couple weeks ago I noticed a sign on the road that said "Republican puppies for sale” and then today the sign said "Democrat puppies for sale. I stopped and asked the breeder why the puppies changed parties and he said, “Well, ma’am now they have their eyes open."
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every now and then we get emails about upcoming mainframe upgrades at our company. Which in 2026 boggles the mind.
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend: I had a dream where you made me cry Me: ??? Friend: You told me to get my ass in there because the movie was starting and I cried. The @kayteeem.bsky.social yelled at you for making me sad. So I explained I cried because you treat me like a guy, which makes me happy cry Me: Weirdo
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've experienced the impossible: Received a "Shipped" email notice an hour after placing an order, and instead of having to wait a week for it to be actually shipped, the Post Office already has it in hand.
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The joy of tubeless bike tires: While riding last week, I heard a rhythmic clicking noise. I looked back and saw a nail in the rear tire. I pulled over, yanked the nail out, spun the wheel to distribute the sealant, and continued on. No need to deal with a flat in the hot sun. Tubeless is the way.
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Many opportunities at the train station today with other bike tourists to demonstrate my ambivert superpower of making people think I'm outgoing. When in reality the more I like you the less I talk to you in person.
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Reconnect Rochester Cycling @roccycling.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The final Eastman Bike Tour of the year is Saturday! The ride is only 7 miles. Only a couple minutes of casual biking at a time since it doesn't stray far from downtown. Every participant gets a pin & a pass to visit the museum anytime. Get to know Eastman's story on a bike! eastman.org/biketours
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
360+ miles later, and here we are
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Busty beavers, the traditional stop at Karen's for ice cream, old Erie Canal locks, and the famous Canajoharie dummy light
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We've now achieved the "Eh, these clothes smell fine" part of the bike trip
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bea and I had our first encounter with someone saying "Lake A*" in Canajoharie. This seems entirely on brand for the town.
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Big bike ride day Electrical tape is better than medical tape when affixing gauze to sweaty ankles BTW
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As Bea and I continue biking across the state, we came across a warning about the infamous Angry Man. He has multiple F bomb signs, topped off with a loud siren and flashing lights as you pass by his house. Also, I got a bonus nail in my tire a little while later.
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Molly Ringle @writermollyringle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In case you're looking for something to do in July 2028...😃 I'll be selling books and (I hope) geeking out about fandom with whoever comes by at Readers & Writers Seattle, Jul. 22, 2028, Doubletree by Hilton, Seattle Airport! 📚💙
Seattle 2028
R&W 
Molly Ringle, attending author
July 22nd 2028
Doubletree by Hilton Seattle Airport
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Now that we're approaching autumn, please remember that you don't need to push the saturation slider to 11 on your fall color photos.
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My favorite souvenir shops are the ones selling rustic wood signs reading "Lake George" or "Old Forge" that they're implying are created by local craftspeople but they all have exactly the same fake imperfections. "Yeah, that's made by Old Man Smithers. Which is what they call the CNC router."
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Our new riding strategy
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Medina from afar An apple a day... Northernmost point on the Erie Canal The only road under the canal has some issues after last week's storms
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Erie Canal biking
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bikes on Amtrak! The start of the Erie Canal tour
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026
Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck theonion.com/google-maps-introduces…
Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My UK coworker just complimented me for seamlessly code-switching when telling my US workers I'm going on vacation while telling the UK ones I'm going on holiday.
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Recessed basement window wells are just about the worst architectural features, bar none, when it comes to torrential downpours.
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Can we please normalize saying the actual sizes of things. "Ping pong ball sized hail" when "1.5 inch hail" is right there is just so stupid.
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
How can you be the one of the only hotels for miles near the Erie canal bike path and not allow bikes in the hotel
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's been almost exactly five years since my last multiday bike trip. Two 80+ mile days back to back might be asking a little much at this point.
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The spaghetti of nightmares
Creepy bowl of spaghetti sign
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Reconnect Rochester Cycling @roccycling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Some upcoming rides to support some good causes!
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K @karenle67.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
fucking bootlicking techbros
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
There's nothing that illustrates how money ruins people better than how most tech staffers are leftists, while the corporate owners that dictate their jobs are boot-licking opportunists with no sense of social or moral responsibility.
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Seen in Pultneyville, NY
Homemade sign reading "Lake Ontario"
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Rich or whatever @derpmeister2000.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Planning on doing the Empire State Trail next month with Bea. First a train to Buffalo, then biking for a bunch of days across New York, and then a train back home. Presuming we go all the way to Albany, it will be the third ( well, 2.75th ) time we've done it since they were 7 years old.
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