Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A small tephritid (I’m guessing terellia occidentalis from the eye color) resting on a sunflower petal, shot with my EOS R6 and 100mm macro 1336
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The sky over the Willamette Valley today has been breathtaking 3576
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Look at this perfect little caramel smushcake. This baby puppy soufflé. fucking LOOK AT IT! 1503
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Dr EggsMaxxing today. Where’s that fucking hedgehog? 1056790
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The way he just sits there and looks at me, I fucking cant 😭 3696
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Me 10 years ago yesterday. I don’t even know how I could articulate to this guy how the next decade of his life is gonna be 1811
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Two macro photos I took of the same mushroom. Which one is your fav? 10433
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I am quitting the game industry & art as a career altogether. I’ve applied to hundreds of studios & nothing. Direct internal referrals still ended in rejection, it’s not fucking worth it anymore I have no idea what I’ll do now beyond taking photos and working random odd jobs. Was a good run 7714
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My own take on those poker face challenges lol 0576
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Apple a few years from now: “iPhone Duo was a success. But our next product can’t just follow where the industry is going. It needs to define where the industry goes next. We did it with iPhone once before. It’s time to do it again.” 6362
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026It’s long enough to be photoshopped as actual handlebars now 😂 1483
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Nearly 8 minutes of me acting like a videogame NPC youtu.be/NEAl-ZlkIlc?...youtu.beNPC & Ragdoll Super compilation YouTube video by Kommander Karl 0225
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Imagine being the composer of one of the greatest trilogies in gaming history and riding the coattails of its success so you can lick Trump’s winking walnut lol this man lost the plot so fucking hard 1714
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Would anyone be interested in buying my only metal 16x20 print of “Cosmic Marble #9”? This photo won me an award in a national juried exhibition. I’ll be happy to sign it too. DM me or comment if you’re interested, $350 OBO 0152
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Check out this anti tank log i found, still loaded 😮 2577
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Postal Dude: I'm seriously gonna bust if I don't take a piss eeemeediately 1415
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The amount of critters in Oregon to take photos of is insane 0310
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Hiking my fatass up a volcano today. I had no idea I lived near several active volcanoes lol 4655
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Good news: killer interview at a game studio last week. Things went very well and are moving, first interview in over a year. Bad news: still need help to bridge a decent gap. If you can help bridge it, Ko-fi’s below—if not, a share is worth a lot! Almost there guys🙏 ko-fi.com/kommanderkarl 3458
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I’m having fun with this whole captain price thing 5606
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Seen a lot of complaints about the weapon designs in Campaign Evolved. Decided maybe I’ll take a stab at remaking Halo assault rifle to something more faithful to the original design. Still very WIP 2505
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Introduce yourself as what almost killed you Hi, I’m a 12 gauge to the forehead 1490
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Me: “maybe Marty O’Donnell was uninvited because he has openly aligned with staunch homophobes” Marty’s totally stable Twitter audience: 4483
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Smoke is gone, now I can see three sisters again 😌 1471
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 09/08/2026What game is this? 😂 also got lost in the woods after filming this 512522
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026My license came! It tastes just like I dreamt it would 🥹 4590
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026“Dewdropolis” - cobwebs with morning dew on them, shot outside today in Eugene OR while getting my car serviced. 0416
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Future historians will study the bizarre period when political cultists discovered generative AI and immediately reinvented the royal court painter, except the payment they sought was attention and perhaps sloppy toppy from their digitally enhanced liege. 5919
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026“The hell kinda name is Soap, eh?How’d a muppet like you pass selection?” 2642
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Demographics question - do I have any female followers? If so, I want to know your general experience around random men in public approaching you and the things they generally say. Trying to do some investigative research 🫡 4151
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026If I could make my own game this is what it would be, and I’d call it “sticks & stones” 119517
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Found a Kar-board 98k, this particular one was manufactured by Little Tykes 0506
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The smoke from the fires in eastern Oregon and Spokane have blanketed the entire Willamette Valley and shitty brown smoke. I can barely see the coastal range much less the Cascades across the valley. 2272
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026lol Frankie followed me from this a couple years ago, popped up in my memories 411124
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026You see that chair in the river here? I’m going to plant my fat ass in it, put in some Mushroom Jazz from my man @djmarkfarina.bsky.social and just fucking be. 🫡 2371
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026lol someone at goodwill in Corvallis recreated that one spiderman meme god I love Oregon 18611
Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Found a great M1 Baranch while trudging through Mary’s river. Even still had a round in the chamber 515623