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jonah the wise

@jonahformayor.bsky.social
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zaftig trans goddess anti-zionist radical leftist jewish and maybe some other stuff who knows, philly

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Haden Plouffe is Very Scary @haydnpuff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Branson captures the vibe of slop youtube thumbnails better than maybe any other artist
Two fake youtube thumbnails from the most recent Swanboy, one titled "HURTING WOMEN'S FEELINGS the permanent way" and one titled "The Suit of Armor That Kept Europe From Becoming Gay (and how we might hasten its return)"
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Getting chased out of town for calling tooth brushing 'number three'
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The boys are willing to set their differences aside if it means they can cuddle my boyfriend
A cute boy in a pink sweatshirt has an orange cat napping on their lap and a black cat napping on their chest
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'll never find it, can't remember the name, but this vhs tape I otherwise loved had a terrifying marionette lullaby part at the end and they terrified me
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm sorry unreasonably picky tree
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel like maybe I should have included Zoombinis
9 games that shaped who I am meme format image featuring
1) Earthbound
2) Starwars: Knights of the Old Republic
3) Rollercoaster Tycoon 2
4) Diablo 2
5) Mass Effect Trilogy
6) Pokemon Blue
7) Half-Life
8) Bioshock
9) Chrono Trigger
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
She's using the invisible birth simulator
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LycanthrEppy @epidiah.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I'm going to do everything in my power to make this one of those weekly memes.
That classic meme of the cartoon cat Heathcliff riding a ham-mobile with a helmet on that says "Ham" as two old ladies watch from the safety of a ham-colored house. One of the ladies, Grandma Nutmeg, is speaking. The caption reads, "Is it Thursday already?"
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sincerely, rob dubbin @robdubbin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
yeah people call us weird but i get along great with my sisters actually. we recently talked some legendary shit to macbeth, it went so hard that he died
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Sadie, posting @sadieposting.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I am excited to announce an exciting new chapter! Thank you to everyone who’s supported me on this journey. Starting today, I am going to bite you
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh we changed Mothman's name to The Scamp because after we got to know him it fits a lot better
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mr. Business & The Scamp are napping in the same room. This is a significant milestone in the diplomatic process
An orange cat napping on a cabinet by a window, he's on his side with his paws folded in the air. He is very cute. His name is Mr Business A black kitten is curled up in the shrimp pose next to a pile of colorful fabric. He is also very cute.
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the devil probably shows Scott Adams Swan Boy comics in hell and I think that's beautiful
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Me and my friends playing a sub game of magic the gathering
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Getting chased out of town for calling tooth brushing 'number three'
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I've been playing the set puzzle which I highly recommend but it's not enough I need word puzzles to setpuzzle.com
setpuzzle.com
Set Puzzle - Free Daily Set Card Game | setpuzzle.com
Play the daily Set card puzzle. Find 6 Sets from 12 cards, race the clock, and compete on the leaderboard. A new puzzle every day — free, no download required.
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My kingdom for a daily puzzle hub that doesn't support the NYT trans genocide project
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Today he napped in my arms for two hours 😭
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We adopted a kitten probably going to name him Mothman
Smiling brunette with curly shoulder length hair holds a black kitten
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Oh you're a Virgo? I'm more of a Banshee myself
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
What monster are you is a great way to segue out of an astrology conversation
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I mean I do know a ton of trans masc who are into clowning...
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
He can't keep doing this
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
That's high praise! I'm excited to read this :)
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Mike Migdall @itsmigdalltime.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
yub nub delilah what's it like in ewok city
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hey look it's astroturfing!
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Do I want to know what that is supposed to mean?
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Waverly @waverlysm.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
if you love horror and also prose that squelches, read anything by @scumbelievable.bsky.social, but especially BLACK FLAME. i am transfixed by how gretchen writes the body. her work is unapologetically queer and weird and gross (complimentary) and, as a result, a rallying cry for freaks everywhere.
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Why did you transition? Right answers only. Honestly? LSD
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Breaking: Trans girl beats the 10th ascension in Slay the Spire 2 in what pundits are calling "... A stunning monument to mental illness"
Photograph of a screen showing my winning run with The Defect. 1 down, 4 to go.
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
bonecube controller
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Katie Aki ✶ @katieaki.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
🍑✨🌹Carry Paradise in Your Heart🌹✨🍑 #art #wastelandponyexpress
A digital drawing of the Listening Lady, a big, fat beautiful naked lady with calf-length black hair and a white, paper, cone-shaped mask. She holds a rose aloft in one hand and a strand of pearls in the other. Behind her is a peach. The composition is surrounded by stars and sparkles.
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I've got to get to an estate sale
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Honestly Pritzker in IL is the least I've ever been disappointed in someone I voted for so this doesn't surprise me too much. Sometimes billionaires want to be liked for being good and buy that power.
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Tess Scilipoti @scilipoti.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
ken jennings my dms are open
A comic. Harriet invites a girl over for a second date. It's all going well, until... Girl: "Why do you have a riding crop in the bathroom?" Harriet: "Don't worry about it, kitten. Jeopardy is starting! I'll warn you, I'm pretty good." Harriet gets all the answers wrong and the girl gets them all right. Girl: "Okay, I've seen enough" Harriet: "Wait, I—" Harriet has a moment of crisis and thinks the girl is leaving because she's dumb. Girl appears with a riding crop in shadow. Girl: "On your knees, stupid girl." Harriet:" Yes ma'am". A riding crop is against harriet's cheek.
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
How do you live with this much cognitive dissonance without like, having an aneurysm
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Want to call my shot now that nazi tattoo guy wins and becomes at least as bad as fetterman
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
When people say I make delicious brisket that is the ultimate gender affirmation for me.
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This guy's name is Jonah smh that's a woman's name
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This is especially odd because Dreamcast games can be burned to a cd so easily... although I guess who has a drive for that anymore
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cozy @bimbotheory.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
If you are a restaurant and your "breakfast potatoes" are just French fries cut in irregular cuboid shapes, shame on you
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
A squat, silhouetted figure peers from behind a mysterious stone archway in the dark forest. In front, a beautiful woman holds a fan. A watermark says, World of Maneuvers, Lover’s Precept. Text: Don’t mind Daniel. Option choices are: OK, my only love.
I'll not ignore your lumpy pal.
He draws my attention like food.
Daniel is beneath my notice.
My mind already releases him.
His physique begs regard.

(you know not of my bond with daniel)
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Beautiful! Love the two tone glazing
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Nathan Fielder has changed how I think about pilots in the airport forever
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Worth it just to get a swan boy push notification, early comics is just gravy
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I'm so insanely hooked
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Lawyer/deputy mayor on one side, chicken farmer on the other
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
That's wonderful Ai!
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