no. @joles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026fun! would love to hear it, my messages are open if you want to send it my way ✨ 011
no. @joles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026sorry is this not relatable content?!?!? are you not friends with a bunch of clowns?!?!!? fix your life i guess 091
no. @joles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026but doctor, pagliacci is a friend of mine so i was already planning to go to the clown show tonight. i was at a friend’s clown show last night too. actually a lot of my friends are getting into clowning these days…. yeah i don’t know what that says about me either 2153
no. @joles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026if someone looked at me the way elizabeth holmes looked at nathan fielder and told me they would not deceive me…i don’t think i would notice anything was off. i would be like “thanks for reassuring me. good talk :)” 0182
no. @joles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026help i need to raise like 7000 attention. please,, it’s for my vibes 091
no. @joles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026there should be a gofundme but instead of money it’s just for attention 3142
no. @joles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026sorry i haven’t been around a lot lately i am under a terrible curse from a witch 2214
no. @joles.bsky.social · 11/08/2026no one has ever tried to argue with me online. i don’t even see people arguing. i don’t understand where all this stuff is happening. have people tried being chill 0140
Reposted by no.Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 27/07/2026My phone is like a witch’s familiar. I cast spells with it at the cost of my soul. 062
no. @joles.bsky.social · 26/07/2026plot twist: she was also nervous enough to ask her friend to feed her lines through an earpiece and—get this—her best friend? is also your father 030
no. @joles.bsky.social · 22/07/2026i may look like i am in pretty rough shape but i think that with a few hundred thousand dollars, chip and joanna gaines could fix me 040
no. @joles.bsky.social · 22/07/2026i wanna go on one of those 2010s home makeover shows but like… as the house 181
no. @joles.bsky.social · 16/07/2026yeah the vibe coding is bad, but don’t forget the vibe product management and the vibe UI mockups. those things are also bad 0223
no. @joles.bsky.social · 01/07/2026every bit of anti-trans sentiment is bullying, cruelty, lies, and manipulation. time will see see it all torn down. society cannot exist without trans people, and if we cannot support them, we wouldn’t be worth saving 0324
no. @joles.bsky.social · 11/06/2026haha these group chats are so fun.. i am being added to many of these group chats because i am so chill and personable 0122
Reposted by no.spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 03/06/2026i don't care if mondays shit, tuesdays shit and wednesday shit, thursday is a big ol shit, it's friday i'm in shit 0504
no. @joles.bsky.social · 29/05/2026so naturally “dad energy” and “uncle energy” are very similar, it’s just that, on average, “uncle energy” is gayer and more divorced. that’s just a statistical thing; it doesn’t necessarily apply to a given uncle or a given dad 0236
no. @joles.bsky.social · 19/05/2026i feel like such a failure to my gen z pals…. even gen x seems to understand. certainly boomers do. alas this is a divide i cannot cross. you could shoot a minion point blank with a gun right in front of and i would feel nothing 0110
no. @joles.bsky.social · 19/05/2026sorry to be vulnerable on here but my most millenial trait is that i simply do not understand the appeal of the minions. those guys do absolutely nothing more me. 0 emotional response whatsoever 2262
no. @joles.bsky.social · 14/05/2026wow, everyone take note: THIS is what a REAL apology for spreading misinformation about the provenance of a 1986 snail farming zine looks like 110
no. @joles.bsky.social · 08/05/2026yup!! wasn’t that long after i made this post that i found something. it’s been pretty chill. i got lucky 030
no. @joles.bsky.social · 02/05/2026yeah absolutely! haha if your group leader is looking for something more formal, you can say you’ve got permission to use it under this license: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-...creativecommons.org Deed - Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0 International - Creative Commons 010
Reposted by no.Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 23/09/2023ladies just so you know I literally never think about the roman empire. I basically don't think about anything. 71027
Reposted by no.Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way 96155163052
Reposted by no.Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Trying to write a polite letter to my neighbor about the noise but I’m too good a writer. “Sometimes it feels like I spend my entire life listening to you living yours.” Too much pathos. 091
no. @joles.bsky.social · 04/04/2026according to the research, the ideal website would have no users whatsoever. users are bad and should be discouraged. it’s a tough pill to swallow, but this is simply what the data tells us 0264
no. @joles.bsky.social · 02/04/2026actually the fact that every piece of software now is an entire massive bloated web browser is great for my development environment (i am trying to get my computer to overheat so much it explodes and takes me with it) 1556737
Reposted by no.Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 01/04/2026We should remember part of humanity is also generating complete nonsense. I'd like to see AI wake up at 1am with a vision of a sitcom about Dracula who has two pomeranians, one liberal and one conservative, with a theme song that includes the lyric "it's a two cup teacup politics dust up." 41169137
no. @joles.bsky.social · 28/03/2026had a dream that a raven had taken a liking to me and started following me around .. nobody who knows about omens or symbols tells me what that means 3160
no. @joles.bsky.social · 23/03/2026just realized soemthing huge……… this is it. this changes everythingg 2170
no. @joles.bsky.social · 21/03/2026no, no, she was talking about the soft animal of someone else’s body i’m pretty sure. yeah so actually i do have to be good, and i do have to walk on my knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting. like me specifically. she told me that 0282
no. @joles.bsky.social · 16/03/2026but also have you seen this guy -> 😎 c’mon man he needs those sunglasses 020
no. @joles.bsky.social · 16/03/2026“Connecting with a work of art is the most important thing about being alive to me” !!!!!!!!!!! wow yes this whole paragraph 121
no. @joles.bsky.social · 03/03/2026me: here is the feature i just made them: how did you do it so fast? did you use ai??? me: *did not use ai but also wants to keep my job* i used ai….. the normal amount 0312
Reposted by no.Citizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Here's the thing about Bluesky vs other platforms: *10 to 15 hours of static white noise as your brain converts into liquid because the computer is evil and always has been* Got it hot shot?!? 2703
no. @joles.bsky.social · 19/02/2026i am just a creature,…. i was not born to enter 6 digit code…….. 0140
