Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 47m*gets stuck in a waterslide for 12 hours and they have to cut open the slide to get me out and it turns out I was holding my arms a certain way and could easily have dislodged myself at any time. emerging into the open air as the sun sets* "there has never been a better time to become a fan." 020
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 48mDid some research on algorithms and it appears there are a variety of reasons my instagram engagement might have precipitously dropped beyond simply the world being destined to reject me in all forms. There has never been a better time to become a fan. 010
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 3hTrying to build a giant man made of regular men. Hit me up if you know a man. 010
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 18hNot sure I believe Doris Kearns Goodwin's assertion that Eleanor Roosevelt and her feminist friends had pillow fights. 000
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 20hJust thought, “Jesus my music is too loud!” I looked—my computer is on the lowest volume setting and the in app volume bar is down half way. 011
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Do you remember that woman who couldn't tell her toddler Trump won the 2016 election so she was just nervously raising this kid who thought Hilary Clinton was president? I'm doing that but with a chihuahua and I'm telling it the president is Dr. Doom. 020
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Shoutout to West Wing episode "The Women Of Qumar," another classic 2000's imaginary middle eastern country story. Allison Janney gives a long impassioned speech in support of the civil rights of the female population of the made up oppressive muslim country Qumar. 010
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Not a fan of the 2005 JSA storyline in which Atom Smasher goes rogue and helps Black Adam take over the imaginary middle eastern nation of Kahndaq. 000
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Gas still off but I am accruing quite a collection of updates from management. 010
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026So now the gas is off but I forgot and cracked eggs into a bowl and mixed them and tried to butter a pan before I remembered. Looks like I'm drinkin raw eggs for lunch. 000
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A guy died in my building and then two days later there's a notice on everyone's door that they found a gas leak in his apartment. Did...the gas leak... 000
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Greetings, I am the Responsibilitree! Each of my branches represents a different area of your life and each leaf a different responsibility . Upon completion, the responsibility leaves change color and fall to the ground. Have fun with your responsibilities, from me—the Responsibilitree! 100
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When I was younger I had a lot of lofty feelings about true love but honestly at this age all I really want is a kind person to swim around inside my gaping mouth eating dead skin and food particles. 000
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Mostly I get placed on people’s arms or faces and then they scream a bunch.” —tarantula actor 020
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In JSA Doctor Midnight is a surgeon and he does surgery in his superhero costume. 000
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Ugh, another bad date. She went on and on about city politics! What happened to talking about movies, am I right?” *I have been speaking to a taxidermied hawk* 011
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In roller coaster fan news, they are closing X2, the ride that killed some people, and the coaster fan community is mourning the loss of the COASTER. 010
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm sorry, is Spawn influenced by the 1991 Ragman miniseries??? 000
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My body is incredible. It’s almost like a living organism. 010
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Where art meets food—there is GULP. An interactive evening of stories, songs, and poetry, all communicated through the medium of food. Your MC for the evening—an onion 010
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Maybe tomorrow I will wake up having improved. 010
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I love art so much. It's really the thing that holds me together. And I thought making videos about art I loved would be a helpful outlet but frankly it's like trying to push an elephant through a cat door. 020
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Macarthur Genius Grant was founded in recognition of John Macarthur, the first person ever to say "I want the news not the weather." 000
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So you mean to tell me that on Father’s Day, two separate members of the Justice Society experienced father centered storylines? Wow what are the odds maybe I hate storytelling. 000
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026How dare a story purport to mean anything. 000
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Imagine this. You and your spouse are out for a romantic dinner. You open your laptops on the table and join the zoom meeting with your waiter. 000
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I had work over zoom today and miss zoom. We should do everything over zoom again, why did we ever stop? 000
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My apartment has a cover charge and even I have to pay it. Last night it cost me $15 to go to bed and I had to buy two drinks. 020
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sin has crept its way into my sleepy town disguised as a sweet talkin city boy with a penchant for dancing. 010
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They act nonchalant but swine fucking LOVE pearls. 000
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When you stop doing something sad but the thing you stopped doing was so sad you can't even tell people because they'd be freaked out you were ever doing it to begin with. (clown emoji) 010
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy to announce my long deleted Twitter account has been posthumously awarded the Newbury prize for excellence in children’s fiction. 000
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ugh I am once again blown away by how great the library is. Leon Forrest's books are so out of print they cost hundreds of dollars online and the library had all four of his novels sent to the branch near my house. 010
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My Top 10 shows of any century Frasier Criminal Minds Smallville NBC’s The Slap X Files Dragonball (Z) Super Sentai (all 50 series) That’s it. Those are the only shows I watch. And if we’re being honest these are the only shows you need. 010
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I have ordered my chicken tender combo "spiced." 010
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My neighbor's kid is still up. On a weeknight... 000
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Was trying to think of the word spermicide and my first effort was “anti-cum.” 000
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 23/09/2026sometimes I put on deodorant before going to bed, in case i meet a beautiful dream demon who is also exploring Italian literature 000
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Tomorrows Close Read is Close Good. 000
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I've been drinking milk. And I was like oh well I'm a middle aged man, it'll probably just make me fat. And...I'm 6'6 now. 010
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026CAN YOU ELABORATE ON HOW THESE MEDIA OUTLETS ARE DANGEROUS??? 010
Reposted by Alejandro KolleenyPeter @peteribarra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sir, can we add this image to the archive with Rubio and the football? 2524
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026putting a cat in a green screen suit and then animating a slightly larger cat 020
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026All the coffee I brew tastes like shit and I don't know if I'm using too much coffee, too little, or if this is what coffee on the low end of the price spectrum tastes like. 020
Alejandro Kolleeny @alejandrokolleeny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“The alien can take on any form. It could be any one of us.” “Shit. Scary stuff. Can someone pass the earth ketchup, I mean the ketchup?” 020