Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/03/2026If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever. 349294893977
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialVaughan B-W @vaughanbw.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Dance like nobody is watching. Email like it will be read out at the tribunal. 06311
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socials. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 27/01/2026Taking a rip off a weed pen in line at the pharmacy is a WILD choice good thing I am picking up my inhaler I guess 1352
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialThe BabaDuke @supersloth.net · 30/12/2025For January I would like to wear a dog shock collar that zaps me if I try to buy something online 1112533177
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/12/2025Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison theonion.com/trump-vows-to-reopen-j… 321368135
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialDurrell @durrell.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year 206189864808
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/12/2025The Athletic | Sherrone Moore to coach Harvard's Institute of Politics. 834523
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialRichard Pettigrew @wiglet1981.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat 246122932391
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialDiedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 06/11/2025If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing 678317735361
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialDr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · 23/10/2025I feel like this needs re-upping. 1118323
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialwaxbanks @waxbanks.bsky.social · 10/10/2025sherin's 'nixon' account is an extraordinary piece of longform in-character improvisatory theater--sly, funny, insighful, sane. it is far more than impressive. sherin's personal account is gentlemanly and cosmopolitan and it bites. if he ends up needing a lift, he should get one. 1131
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialLos Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 05/08/2025nature is healing 061
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialChristine Kooi @christinekooi.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Outsourcing your reading and writing to an LLM is like using a robot to lift weights and expecting that to make you fit. 1293
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialBookshelfie ⭐️ @bookshelfie.bsky.social · 31/05/2025#booksky 321746301
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialdawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 27/05/2025i heard reading is fundamental 17676851010
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socials. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 13/05/2025Drug pricing is such a horrible, vile, disgusting scam.propublica.orgThe Price of RemissionWhen I was diagnosed with cancer, I set out to understand why a single pill of Revlimid cost the same as a new iPhone. I’ve covered high drug prices as a reporter for years. What I discovered shocked ... 114925
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialShivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 08/05/2025The worst people in the world hate this pick for pope which is good enough for me 632534
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialS.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Weird times. We now have an American Pope and a Russian President. 1328
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I can't believe we have a Pope from Illinois. People from Chicago usually hate the Cardinals. 347115601449
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/05/2025“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration 7132242892
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/05/2025if the vatican truly understood the hustle they'd rent out their chimney for gender reveals 411504156
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Everyone’s gonna be wide awake at his funeral. If only because they’ll play Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” at full volume. 2697388316061
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Pete hegseth always sounds like he’s arguing with the bouncer 732316260
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialMerrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Baby chicks were never an appropriate Easter gift for children, but especially not now with the spread of Bird Flu. 🐣 Get a toy chick and sponsor a rescue bird instead! www.merrymacfarmsanctuary.org/meet-the-birds 361865492
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 07/03/2025according to today's executive order, reruns of the flintstones must now omit the last line of the theme song 1121901215
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/02/2025All Of The Changes Coming To Starbucks theonion.com/all-of-... 372886164
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 25/02/2025This is Fabio. He loves to wave hello to everyone on his walks. 12/10 1368137703
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialThe Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 10/02/2025The most realistic depiction of an encounter with a ghost: 234049
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Hope Ryan Day spends the offseason kicking in doors in the Columbus area and eating stuff straight out of strangers’ cabinets like a problem bear 47160299
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialgregorg @greg.org · 20/01/2025anyone seen the Von Trapp Family Singers? They were supposed to perform at the inaugural ball tonight, but they haven't shown up. weird. 1276137624
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialDaniel Rolph Author @danielrolphauthor.bsky.social · 18/12/2024True luxury is found in the simplest moments. 424195724270
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialAmanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Remember when the Bundy clan asked for supplies during their standoff and everyone sent them dildos instead, we need to recapture a bit of that 2014 magic 0324
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialReader of Banned Books @readerofbannedbook.bsky.social · 16/12/2024 303422452
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 08/12/2024The FBl is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the backpack shooter. The NYPD has added another $10,000. UnitedHealthcare is kicking in a $25 copayment. 1226246363978
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/12/2024"We've never seen this level of operational sophistication," a NYPD spokesperson says regarding the still-at-large United Healthcare Assassin. Notes that NYPD officers have "been driving around" and "gone to every Shake Shack in the city" and would "probably" do so again around lunchtime on Sunday. 865337576
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialFrank D’Elia @frankd7.bsky.social · 06/12/2024UHC doesn’t cover grief counseling. #TotsAndPears 11777213
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialRichard Steigmann-Gall @notoriousrsg.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Adult films give young people a really unhealthy and unrealistic idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house. 1298690744
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialCONFLICT NEWS FELLA @warosintfella.bsky.social · 05/12/2024A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo 17067153016299
Reposted by @johnnymorton.bsky.socialPessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Teacher: What is the first rule of thermodynamics? Me: We don't talk about thermodynamics 803980385
