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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The best, "I've seen that guy!" guy....
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A priest can administer last rites to the dead if someone has passed away suddenly. In the documentary Fr. Judge is in the lobby and there is a loud crash every minute or so causing everyone to flinch. He's looking up and his lips move silently, praying for each of those who fell.
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
America. The. Beautiful.
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If anyone deserves to have a massive arch built in her honor in DC...
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
VOTE LIKE AN ADULT I'm getting that on shirts, who's with me?
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you lived in LA at that time it's a total flashback....
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The writing, obviously, and the performances. What's also understated is the mundanity: the set up and clean up crew's work, the small talk the participants engage in, the guard who picks up his girl at the end on his bicycle. All this ordinaryness amidst a plan to murder millions...
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I watched "Conspiracy" for the umpteenth time for the same reason, perfect film and performances. It's amazing how Kenneth Branagh and Stanley Tucci play these impeccably evil characters, yet years later are together again in the lighthearted Devil ...Prada 2.
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"A Stranger Among Us"-- hands down, the winner
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Took me a second but then I realized who Graham will be compared to: Wilhelm Keitel...
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
He's running...
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
At this point in the election cycle, the far left and far right are pushing the buttons in the Democratic and Republican control rooms. In the '28 primaries, that's when the bundlers in the center take control and the bridge builders take the reins.
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Very true. I recall reading about the aftermath of the 08 election and a white, non-college man from PA (the demo that decides elections) said "I never thought I'd vote for him, but things are so bad these days I figured why not take a chance on the n******"
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
England. The Notre Dame of FIFA....
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A reporter close to the Vatican reported that just attending a SSPX mass, such as friends and family of the chosen "bishops," would not incur excomm. But if those people decide they like it and keep attending, they're on the outs...
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
He's no milquetoast candidate for sure. The bigger question is how he'd appeal to that tiny sliver non-college whites in PA, MI and WI who decide our president every four years. Could they have a beer with him? Could they see Osoff joining them to go deer hunting? That's where it's going to be.
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I need to find a "Remains of the Day" lunchbox--with thermos...
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I've got a hunch that one of the sticking points for Iran is that they refuse to sign an NDA about an agreement....
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
We won't talk about the use of formaldehyde in spoiled milk in the 1800s and early 20th century tomake it smell and taste "fresh."
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Edward Elderman @elderman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I was an early subscriber, but then they stopped covering my teams, for financial reasons obviously. Now we're just left with the "fan boy" media, so actual journalism isn't practiced much in sports these days...
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This was the warning Obama told us many years ago. If the US didn't prioritize electric vehicles and infrastructure, we were going to be left behind by the Chinese.
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Why are the Rubio women in veils? I thought that went out with Vatican II...
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Copy that...
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Ahem, @dicknixon.bsky.social
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Now that cars are equipped with back up cameras, it allows anyone the opportunity to be a parking lot a-hole...
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The white evangelicals see Catholics as an unreliable ally. They don't care for their liturgical worship style or what they see as "catering" to immigrants. However they see kinship with the conservative white Catholic element that voted overwhelmingly for trump.
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Honestly though, would trump even comply with a rejection from Congress? He could say, "Impeach me," and the result would be the same.
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"Western civilization..." Wonder what his wife thinks about that one...
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Coolest thing about Aldrin besides being an astronaut....
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Conigliaro took a fastball that broke his left cheek and left him partially blind. I don't know why some hitters pass on helmets with cheek protection....
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Better than this guy:
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It's somewhat morbid to think, but can you imagine the celebration in the streets when he leaves us? You think the spontaneous parties after the announcement of Bin Laden's death were something...just wait...
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The first bishop he appointed was Pham in San Diego, who had earned a reputation for fearlessly defending the poor and immigrant's rights...
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Must include copius amounts of whiskey...
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I can see her supervising the call center for Car Shield...
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Alberto Gonzales would like a word...
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Kari Lake is too busy serving as Arizona Governor in Exile...
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Not "from Chicago," but "from the South Side."
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
"...in the meadow dusk, I park my Aerostar..." --Neil Young
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The biggest weathervane for how the senate races are going is whether Thomas and Alito announce their retirements this summer. If Dems are looking good, those two will leave to allow the senate to confirm two new wingnuts before January...
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I felt it was disjointed, like there were crucial parts excised in the cutting room. First time I can remember not having a clear fave for Best Pic. Maybe Sentimental Value, but only because of the performances...
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
He could have...but he was having a bad hair day..
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Please let us know when it opens and if it will be coming to LA.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
"Kristi, now you'll have 60 days to notify us if you'll want insurance under COBRA..."
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Now the spring games are being broadcast?
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
It rocks ...
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johnnymorton.bsky.social @johnnymorton.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I prefer Pam Blondi....
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