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Kaje

@johnnykaje.bsky.social
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1986 vintage, any pronouns. Get back into physical media and floss every day

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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe I'm misremembering this but someone asked Rae Sremmurd on Twitter what happened to the girl in "Come Get Her" who was dancing like a stripper, and they answered "Someone came and got her, she got home safe." That's nice to know
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 03/10/2026
The cars from Cars have tinted windows because otherwise you’d see their bowels.
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Minnesota Star Tribune @startribune.com · 03/10/2026
Eden Prairie High School's homecoming football game was evacuated Friday night
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Eden Prairie High School football game evacuated on Friday night
Check back for updates.
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 03/10/2026
Oh shit
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jadehawk "FREE ŁINK" @jadehawk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
let's ask belgium how that all-white social cohesion is coming along 😵‍💫
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Kaje @johnnykaje.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do you think anyone on the old TLK Muck got to work on The Lion Guard? I just think that’d be nice
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 30/09/2026
I know this is beyond the point but these people once controlled the most advanced intelligence apparatus in the history of the world and today they threw the full weight of their movement behind a conspiracy theory, that unraveled in real time, because they don't know different sports teams.
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Colin M. Henry @henryhenryhenry.com · 30/09/2026
this is specifically what Twitter was re-engineered to do, btw. it exists almost solely to threaten anyone at the flashpoint of a nascent social movement.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
God I'm so tired of seeing rapists everywhere. I hate these fucking braindead pigs, I hate watching them gorge on power and money for no reason except that they want it, I hate knowing they're torturing women with impunity, I hate seeing their smug stupid fucking faces on the news.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And/or, are stupid.
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
like i say every time this comes up, the term for what awaits survivors who go through the official system (cops, rape kit at the hospital, the hell of a trial where you as the victim get to be cross examined by yr rapist’s defense) is called “the second rape”
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“ME TOO went too far” said the country that re-elected a rapist.
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Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Starting to think the destruction of facts and knowledge serves the fascist agenda…! 🤔
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
I appreciate bluesky's periodic dedication to reminding us of the purity of text-only posting by breaking all images on the site
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Davey Wilbury @daveishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh no, the scam everyone says is a scam may turn out to be a scam
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
what an incredible response I will under no circumstances believe in blorida but god I would love to be wrong, angie nixon rules
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Jeremy Wallace @jeremywallace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tweet by kedrick james: Unknowingly wore my Kalshi hoodie to the gym this morning and an older black gentleman compared the damage Kalshi is doing to young black men to the KKK and so I think I might have to keep this one in my closet going forward because I don’t need to have that convo again

reply by GL: 
Kalshi is objectively detrimental to society and you should be reminded of that every day
[15k likes]
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026
Regrettably, I Find That I Must Reject the Left www.patreon.com/merrittk/posts/regrettably-i-i-170717499/
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I.M. Canadian 🇨🇦 @mdlafrance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There are three types of Monty Python actors (the 3 Ds): - Decent (Eric Idle, Michael Palin) - Deceased (Graham Chapman, Terry Jones) - Douchebag (Terry Gilliam, John Cleese)
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey so uhhhhh that Boston Globe story about the lesbian bar relaxing its covid rules is an *absolute fucking hit piece* targeting the disabled, chronically ill, and covid-conscious and it would be great if folks sharing and joking about it could recognize that framing.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Everything is gender but also everything is race.
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Kaje @johnnykaje.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m just checking, are there any Monty Python members that didn’t turn into gibbering bigoted demons
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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 22/09/2026
Oh my god it’s funny because it’s true — take a gander at the video and then read up: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunnes_...
en.wikipedia.org
Dunnes Stores strike - Wikipedia
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i'm not reading what that dumbass wrote
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"trans people require medical care for the rest of their lives" is the craziest anti-trans talking point because everyone requires medical care for the rest of our lives.
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
r/crafts has banned all Harry Potter-related crafts due to JK Rowling’s anti-trans bigotry, after a 53-41 vote
reddit.com
From the crafts community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the crafts community
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
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elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH? 
folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE? 
supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE? 
slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I graduated med school in 2014. I was taught-and saw-how hard melanoma was to treat, like a death sentence Since then, new treatments have made it possible for people w/ the most advanced melanoma, like Jimmy Carter, to live to 100! We are killing ourselves by letting them destroy American science
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Flint Dibble @flintdibble.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey all, this is a very important video and it's not being seen. The border wall is violating sovereignty for the Tohono O'odham nation and destroying sacred cultural heritage Please share widely and support those advocating on the ground
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Kaje @johnnykaje.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
haven’t we suffered enough icon loss already
gizmodo.com
RIP to Cult Actor Gerrit Graham, Star of 'Phantom of the Paradise' and 'Child's Play 2'
Graham also appeared on multiple 'Star Trek' shows and played the title character in 'CHUD II: Bud the CHUD.'
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Phobia @phobia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
four panel comic titled "when girlfriend gone for the weekend" first panel shows a puppy girl drawing and going awooooooo. Second panel shows same girl standing in big empty room, she holds a sword and goes awoooooooooo. third panel shows her in bed masturbating while she goes a-aawoo-ooOOOOO. Fourth panel shows her getting a pizza delivered and going awooooooooooooo while the delivery person looks confused
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Kaje @johnnykaje.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
On one hand, leopards eating faces etc. but it’s fun to see republican reactions
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Republican group slams party over trans committeewoman in Christian County - Springfield Daily Citizen
A nonprofit formed to "vet" Republican candidates condemns the Missouri GOP after a trans woman was seated on Christian County's committee.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 16/09/2026
he won
"I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 15/09/2026
The U.S. AI industry is being run by a batshit rationalist sex cult, and no, I am not being hyperbolic - they’re genuinely Like That:
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I went to an rationalist/EA Al doomer event last night with the goal of meeting someone who could calmly explain to me the argument for how they get to the conclusion that Al will kill everyone.
Because these are rationalists, I expected to find people who could lay out a serious extinction pathway, walk through the assumptions and intermediate steps, identify choke points where negative pathways could potentially be regulated, and entertain disagreement about where their assumptions might break down.
My experience was the exact opposite.
The people I spoke to seemed psychologically unable to entertain the possibility that their conclusion (that Al literally kills everyone, which was a point that many would not even budge on) might be wrong.
Their most extreme conclusion was treated as an axiom.
I had multiple people walk out of conversations with me when I questioned their inevitable extinction premise.
At one point during a panel, the moderator asked everyone in the audience who was still skeptical of Al doom to raise their hands. About half the room did. He then told all of the skeptics to leave the panel and go with one of the speakers, who would answer their questions separately. They filtered out all the skeptics, and continued the panel only with the subset who accepted their extreme position.
I genuinely felt like a heretic just for questioning whether superintelligent Al inevitably leads to the extinction of humanity, or entertaining the possibility that the future might actually turn out well.
That does not mean Al safety is fake. Obviously there are serious questions about rapidly advancing Al systems and what happens as they become much more capable. Those are exactly the conversations I went there hoping to have.
But what I encountered was an apocalyptic death cult. These people are not rational. They are deeply afraid, they reinforce that fear in one another, and they have become so emotionally committed to apocalypse
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Lucky 🍀 @jungabeast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Phoenix - acrylic on 5x7in gesso
Traditional fluorescent acrylic painting of archaeopteryx fossil. Bones are red and magenta surrounded by yellow and orange fire.
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🔞jasper @jasper-rex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
can't remember if i've shared these on here or not, but a couple years ago i did "dyke dinovember" which was exactly what it says lol. had a lot of fun with these
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Kate Starbird @katestarbird.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They’re going to claim that trace amounts of birth control in drinking water is a public health risk, and then make birth control pills illegal, aren’t they?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s kind of crazy that this is going to be revelatory for a lot of people while idiots who post online have known this incredibly important information for years and years at this point
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Po-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just leaving this here
Unpopular opinion: The fact that they can quickly install data centers nationally means they could've been updating infrastructure which they claimed was too difficult and expensive.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Musk targets trans people for many reasons. Because he thinks it works. Because he thinks it enrages Republicans and depresses everyone else. Because he wants to torture his own child. Because he wants the message to be that the only safe political move is to join in the torture of his own child.
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Elon Musk Spends $100 Million on Anti-Trans Ads Targeting Dems in Midterm Races
Some of the candidates being targeted have already capitulated to the right on trans rights.
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Riley Black 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦕 @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My advice is to see Camp Miasma and let yourself be changed by it.
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TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA | Official Trailer | In Theaters August 7
YouTube video by MUBI
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joyeux noel @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i think people do not really want to reckon with how much is really dependent on higher-level brain function, and that most people's base urges are kind of The Worst.
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
His current behavior is pretty consistent with an underlying personality bent towards cruelty and bloodlust that his higher-level brain function kept in check before that got wiped out. Like, it's not clear to me that he cares about Israeli Jews so much as he likes watching Palestinians die.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
NEW: In a filing at SCOTUS urging the justices to block the district court's TRO, Campaign Legal Center and ACLU argue that the two recent rulings — from the Missouri Supreme Court and fed'l district court — leave Missouri with "no congressional map at all." www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/26...
First, in effect, the TRO leaves Missouri with no congressional map whatsoever.
This is an untenable situation, and one that directly violates federal law, which requires a lawful congressional map. Moreover, the district court cannot require the
use of the HB 1 map as the Secretary claims it has done. Among many other
jurisdictional infirmities, the district court failed to take the required steps to convene
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a three-judge district court as federal law requires, and a single judge cannot issue a mandatory injunction in this situation. Recognizing this limitation, the district court purported to issue only a TRO preventing the Secretary from using any map other
than HB 1. But this order results in no congressional map at all, because it does not
and cannot disturb the Missouri Supreme Court's order enjoining the Secretary from
using HB 1-an order Justice Kavanaugh declined to stay.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tweet from Jacy Catlin (@ieatanddrink):

Would you flush a $20 bill down the toilet? Of course not. Yet you're doing it every time you flush 4 $5 bills down the toilet. I'll explain
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just the dumbest, whiniest, most clueless people on the planet, proudly presented by @postopinions.bsky.social.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 09/09/2026
tapping the sign
katie tightpussy on bluesky: being a trans woman is crazy. "yeah all my opps are billionaire pedophile rapists"
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'll tell trans folks the same thing I told furries a couple weeks ago. Take this advice from an ex-reporter of 15 years. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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