Reposted by John HordHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Hang it in the Louvre. 663176203341
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Happy First Day without Jim Bakker on Earth to all who celebrate! 030
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026So... Bills games are going to be on SkyNet now? 000
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Pretty sure he meant to say San Francisco and not San Diego. But still... these fucknuts are going to fire at one of our coastal cities, blame Iran, and try to declare some kind of emergency that suspends the Constitution. 041
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Let me guess. The move will be to delay (cancel) the midterms because of a "Plague Pandemic" when the most common and plentiful ABs on the planet are adequate to address infection. 132
Reposted by John HordMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm gonna need extra strength tacos today. 191449
Reposted by John HordBaseball by BSmile @bsmile.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Today In 1983: Boston #RedSox legend Carl Yastrzemski takes a very emotional last lap around Fenway Park after playing in his final major league game! ⚾️ #Yaz #MLB #Boston #Baseball #History 1121327
Reposted by John HordA Voice Crying in the Wilderness @cryingwilderness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Van Lewis is at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. "Bittersweet day. I love moving Pianos, BUT taking all the Steinways out of the Kennedy Center is sad..." 24917
Reposted by John HordSarah Burris @sarahburris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Y'all I just caught the Kennedy Center claiming it isn't closing while telling vendors it's closing and now they're selling all of their Steinway pianos www.alternet.org/alternet-exc...alternet.orgKennedy Center moves to sell all of its Steinway pianosPhotos show piano movers rolling massive Steinway grand pianos through the red-carpeted halls of the Kennedy Center this week. 14917001006
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sonny Gray: “I would’ve liked to have been trusted in that moment.” 010
Reposted by John HordMarcy @deadheadgirly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My dad, who has literally no experience in dealing with a daughter after a breakup, just doordashed me a breakfast burrito and I think he deserves a Nobel Prize. 1485076208
Reposted by John HordHart Cunningham @hart28.bsky.social · 26/09/2026💪Pope Leo XIV asked if he had anything to do with the White Sox going from 41-121 to the playoffs. His response: “No comment.”🇺🇸 542215189
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I was today years old when I learned that Louis Mosley (as in, the grandson of fucking Oswald Mosley) is the head of the UK division of Palantir Technologies. JFC! 130
Reposted by John HordBeatGhoul @beatgrrrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A rare Keith Haring mural in Point Breeze is one step away from becoming a city landmark — and making a bit of Philadelphia history.whyy.orgA rare Keith Haring mural is close to making preservation history in PhillyThe Point Breeze artwork remains where Haring painted it with students in 1987, making it his only surviving outdoor mural in the city. 1349
Reposted by John HordMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Cher’s outfit reveals on The Cher Show (1975) designed by BOB MACKIE — who passed away today at the age of 87. 18862101407
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Name a non LOTR character who could resist the one ring 010
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026So, was Dr Oz just a ruse so that folks would ignore literally every red flag about Fetterman? 010
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! I mean... how tragic for the Patriots. Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! 000
Reposted by John HordPhilo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Both brain cells working hard to figure out the water faucet 31109
Reposted by John HordAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/08/2026RFK Jr complains that people in hospice aren't dying quick enough and therefore cost too much money 2855110084531
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Shattered youtu.be/yn55-xvyBh0?...youtu.beDolly Sings The Carter Family Classic "Bury Me Under The Weeping Willow" (1976) Feat Emmylou & LindaYouTube video by The Carter Family Channel 020
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Sheesh, ALL the wrong 80 year olds are dying. #TimCurry #DollyParton 020
Reposted by John HordClare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If the President changes Lake Ontario to Lake America, we change Lake Erie to Lake Epstein Files. 2233168
Reposted by John HordWuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Buckingham Palace band playing 9 to 5 for Dolly Parton 378154004302
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours." - Dolly Parton 010
Reposted by John HordAmadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible. 46149394072
Reposted by John Hord🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared. 157393128506
Reposted by John HordMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 22/08/2026News: Eating chocolate and drinking red wine has health benefits. Me [dipping Snickers in my wine]: I'm going to live forever. 56118294
Reposted by John HordMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Me (flirting): "I have Ibuprofen and three different flavors of Tums in my purse." 7482
Reposted by John HordStats @redsoxstats.bsky.social · 20/08/2026So far, Ceddanne Rafaela has swung at 69.2% of pitches thrown to him this month. That is the highest swing rate a player has posted in any month from 2021 through 2026. There have been 8,884 individual player months with more than 60 plate appearances during that span. 5352
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I continue to find it challenging to be the same age as "old people" 120
Reposted by John HordDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"this edible ain't shit" two hours later: 185182574357
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026This is why we keep our critical data on prem www.pcmag.com/news/pbs-cou...pcmag.comPBS Could Lose 70 Years of Historic Archive Footage Over Cloud DisputeThe lost footage, said to amount to roughly 50 terabytes of data, reportedly included historical items shot over roughly 70 years of the station's programming. 020
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The Red Sox finally take Duran out of the lineup and they score 11 runs on 16 hits with zero strikeouts 000
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 12/08/2026So, the POTUS snuck out of what may have been a targeted flight and allowed the remaining occupants to serve as a decoy while he traveled safely? This is not the behavior of a leader. 030
Reposted by John HordKye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 10/08/2026A president who refuses to send aid to states that didn’t vote for him, is a literally enemy of the state and the nation. 466167824144
Reposted by John HordVƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026"Trans people require lifelong medical care" Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit 9399232800
Reposted by John HordMichael @michaelr12.bsky.social · 24/07/2026If there wasn’t enough reasons to hate The Dodgers already.. Here’s one more 48948361722
