John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Name a non LOTR character who could resist the one ring 010
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Who remembers the mid-70s when the Atlanta Braves mascot was chlamydia? 031
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Starting Cinco de Mayo & Taco Tuesday off right. 030
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Got my Andre Dawson throwback road jersey and 1983 opening day bucket hat. 020
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Fuck it... I'm having what I want for breakfast today. 120
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Scene report #MLB #BostonRedSox #OpeningDay #NESN 030
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Happy Caturday! #HarryDebbie #MurderMittens 040
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Pasta bearing his flag at the Opening Ceremony in Milan 020
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 30/01/2026@sevenohthree.bsky.social If I were you, I'd issue a cease and desist order. 000
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 25/12/2025When you buy yourself a present and forget that you did and you're scurrying around the house trying to find what you got for your mom 120
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 25/07/2025I've been seeing this pic of Ozzy and Noddy Holder floating around and people thinking that it's Robert Plant and I can't breathe right now. 🤣 040
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Happy Global Beatles Day to all who celebrate! 020
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Associated Press website looking a bit broken this morning 120
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Come see @sparklebot_band with Clem Fandango on Sunday, April 6th at @hankdietles! It's an earlyish show starting at 6pm. Enjoy some local rock and be home before bedtime! You know you love it. 031
John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Ready to spend the next two days in a rehearsal space for a Friday show at Black Cat. #KingFace 040
