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John Hord

@johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social
474 followers 164 following 886 posts

Guitar slinger, ultra runner, cat Dad, LINUX whisperer, Red Sox fan.

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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Tesla and SpaceX should be burned to the ground. Elmo can go work at a McDonald's.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hang it in the Louvre.
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He calls himself a Democrat, but he is anti-trans, anti-homeless, and pro super rich people. Unfortunately, he could be nominated for the presidency in 2028.
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They were playing the Browns. If they played remotely well, they were going to win. 
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
She had so many better options and she chose to self-destruct
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The fanciest pantsiest!
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Excellent
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh my!
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think that is Mike Dell's wife.
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy First Day without Jim Bakker on Earth to all who celebrate!
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So... Bills games are going to be on SkyNet now?
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's a pump and dump. They're using tax dollars to increase the value of stocks and funds (and probably crypto) that they hold positions on and then cash in.
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pretty sure he meant to say San Francisco and not San Diego. But still... these fucknuts are going to fire at one of our coastal cities, blame Iran, and try to declare some kind of emergency that suspends the Constitution.
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let me guess. The move will be to delay (cancel) the midterms because of a "Plague Pandemic" when the most common and plentiful ABs on the planet are adequate to address infection.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm gonna need extra strength tacos today.
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Indeed. Fucking plague
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2026
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Baseball by BSmile @bsmile.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today In 1983: Boston #RedSox legend Carl Yastrzemski takes a very emotional last lap around Fenway Park after playing in his final major league game! ⚾️ #Yaz #MLB #Boston #Baseball #History
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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness @cryingwilderness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Van Lewis is at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. "Bittersweet day. I love moving Pianos, BUT taking all the Steinways out of the Kennedy Center is sad..."
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Sarah Burris @sarahburris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Y'all I just caught the Kennedy Center claiming it isn't closing while telling vendors it's closing and now they're selling all of their Steinway pianos www.alternet.org/alternet-exc...
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Kennedy Center moves to sell all of its Steinway pianos
Photos show piano movers rolling massive Steinway grand pianos through the red-carpeted halls of the Kennedy Center this week.
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes you can. Anything humiliating to Aaron Rodgers is worth enjoying.
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sonny Gray: “I would’ve liked to have been trusted in that moment.”
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Marcy @deadheadgirly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My dad, who has literally no experience in dealing with a daughter after a breakup, just doordashed me a breakfast burrito and I think he deserves a Nobel Prize.
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I will be your light (rinse, repeat)
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cole is a mistake. Red Sox own that guy. Rodon has a better track record against Boston.
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Hart Cunningham @hart28.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
💪Pope Leo XIV asked if he had anything to do with the White Sox going from 41-121 to the playoffs. His response: “No comment.”🇺🇸
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I mean, you could root for Boston this October. 😎
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You say that like it's a bad thing
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh sure. The head of an entity engaged in surveillance of the public isn't going to embrace his fascist roots?
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Same is true for cinnamon
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The purpose of this is to bankrupt ACA. It's not about them being dumb. It's about them being willfully malicious.
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was today years old when I learned that Louis Mosley (as in, the grandson of fucking Oswald Mosley) is the head of the UK division of Palantir Technologies. JFC!
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BeatGhoul @beatgrrrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A rare Keith Haring mural in Point Breeze is one step away from becoming a city landmark — and making a bit of Philadelphia history.
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A rare Keith Haring mural is close to making preservation history in Philly
The Point Breeze artwork remains where Haring painted it with students in 1987, making it his only surviving outdoor mural in the city.
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
To be clear, I've been wearing Chucks for 50 years and I don't think I can anymore.
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
She loves you the most-est
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm a 60 year old cis het white male and I immediately saw the blatant imagery in that ad. It was not subtle. There is no way it was not intended to portray exactly what we all saw.
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
IYKYK
At the bottom of Rat Jaw with Laz in the background #BarkleyFallClassic
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
JFC! I guess Converse are officially off the list forever.
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It makes sense that he thinks this way. This is someone who makes a habit of stiffing people who work for him. He considers money spent to be money lost. Why pay for things when you can get them for free?
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She forfeited? That's absurd. She won. Athletics are messy. Winning a race is NOT dainty.
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Prior to 2001
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He's the best-est Boi!!!
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cher’s outfit reveals on The Cher Show (1975) designed by BOB MACKIE — who passed away today at the age of 87.
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Stomping in Rock Creek Park
Century old marker stone
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Name a non LOTR character who could resist the one ring
Special Agent Dale Cooper
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cole is a shithead. This isn't news
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So, was Dr Oz just a ruse so that folks would ignore literally every red flag about Fetterman?
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! I mean... how tragic for the Patriots. Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
1) he's lying 2) he's lying
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