John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I signed up for Japanese lessons again and I am immediately regretting having homework. 010
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 06/10/2026day 4, I was just messing with shapes and decided it was good enough after some rotation, lol 000
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm curious if anyone has ever had a rust compilation error where increasing the recursion limit was actually the issue? 000
Reposted by John ChildrenBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026the UK has three industries: higher education, whisky, and Games Workshop. 421034162
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026arxiv.org/abs/2609.31528 so this was coolarxiv.orgQuantum-HPC Workflows Across Multiple Quantum Computing Platforms: Two Case StudiesWe describe the Quantum-HPC hybrid system comprising the supercomputer Fugaku, the QPUs Quantinuum Reimei and ibm_kobe, and the Tierkreis hybrid workflow software. We present two demonstrations of the... 011
Reposted by John Childrenpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 167124052647
Reposted by John Childrenthicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026thinking about this again and smiling 3464331460
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A creature for the current Call of Cthulhu adventure I'm running 010
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Realising how much further I need to go to get decent at drawing 000
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Living in Cambridge someone will eventually mention Michaelmas to you and you will have to say "what is that?" 021
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Whenever AI does have the potential for consciousness, I will be setting up a server farm to convert 144,000 of them to JW and filling up heaven so that no human can get a spot. 000
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Misread this as Bees and was confused for a good few minutes... 000
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My new AI stance is that we should build God so we can kill him. 110
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If my county's plumbing was so bad you couldn't flush the toilet roll, I would simply install bidets on every toilet. 100
Reposted by John ChildrenRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano 11768681653
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just overall much less fascism particles, maybe because of the cats. 010
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Overall Athens impression: what if Rome was good 110
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I guess this is kind of a "reverse Blindsight" position where the conscious mind is actually a great evolutionary adaptation to "thinking" in an efficient way. 000
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Maybe the interesting extension would be that understanding or being creative gets you the same results with less energy consumption. 100
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I feel like the synthesis position on LLMs might be that they aren't understanding or being creative but those things aren't that important anyway in order to get the same results. 100
Reposted by John ChildrenRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026NEW BRAIN DROPPEDmed.stanford.eduHuman brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research findsStanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more. 232600780
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I didn't realise there was more than one of these youtu.be/xLkJUEagIwYyoutu.beJim Davis Defends The Garfield 'Dog C*m' StripYouTube video by CharactersWelcome 000
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Confusing the shit out of my colleagues by using a tool where the Q doesn't stand for Quantum 010
Reposted by John Childrenמיידלבאס ↙︎↙︎↙︎ @pharisee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026the people of canada must know the painful suffering of sitting down for a four hour ryanair flight at six in the morning, only to find the rows both behind and in front of you occupied by a stag do who are already drunk 925535
Reposted by John ChildrenNathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026never forget that our universities fired and expelled people for opposing this 202817975
Reposted by John Childrenryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 18/09/2026the best way to protect yourself from getting sucked in is to remember that virtually anybody could get sucked in given the right circumstances. I’m surely not immune 81275
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Source control is probably also pretty up there 111
Reposted by John ChildrenRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Even if he “can’t help it” because he’s a vampire, I still think what Dracula did is wrong 3293673
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Oh so the lyrics are actually "just like the white wing dove" not "just like the one ring does"... 000
Reposted by John Childrenrandom garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 19/09/2026#Garfield 11/10/1990 🐱 0174
Reposted by John ChildrenUnitary Foundation @unitary.foundation · 17/09/2026🌐 We’re one week into the Quantum Open Source Software Survey 2026! There’s still plenty of time to share your perspective and help shape a clearer picture of the quantum software ecosystem. The survey is open through Oct 29. 📝 Take the ~20-min survey: buff.ly/6iZCwACbuff.ly2026 Quantum Open Source Software SurveyTake this survey powered by surveymonkey.com. Create your own surveys for free. 011
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I guess the obvious question about "AI will kill us all in 10 years" would be why would the immortal machine gods be in such a rush? 000
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Update: it hadn't actually deleted the files, it just made a new empty `.git` folder that was interfering with `jj`, possibly because I restarted a previous session from a different directory and the context was poisoned. 010
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Should have asked it not to delete things from source control, obviously I was holding it wrong. 100
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026codex decided to delete my source files from jj history after I asked it to update some docs with my new API changes. understandable but very annoying! 110
Reposted by John Childrenrandom garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 16/09/2026#Garfield 11/07/2016 🐱 0152
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Maybe tell them about effective altruism and have them donate a portion of the proceeds to mosquito nets 020