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John Children

@johnchildren.bsky.social
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Software Engineer working on Quantum Computing Web Services. Into Programming Languages, Compilers, Video Games and Anime. GitHub.com/johnchildren

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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I signed up for Japanese lessons again and I am immediately regretting having homework.
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've decided to melt my brain with LinkedIn
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
day 4, I was just messing with shapes and decided it was good enough after some rotation, lol
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Day 3
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm curious if anyone has ever had a rust compilation error where increasing the recursion limit was actually the issue?
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the UK has three industries: higher education, whisky, and Games Workshop.
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Catching up on Inktober (day 2)
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
arxiv.org/abs/2609.31528 so this was cool
arxiv.org
Quantum-HPC Workflows Across Multiple Quantum Computing Platforms: Two Case Studies
We describe the Quantum-HPC hybrid system comprising the supercomputer Fugaku, the QPUs Quantinuum Reimei and ibm_kobe, and the Tierkreis hybrid workflow software. We present two demonstrations of the...
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A creature for the current Call of Cthulhu adventure I'm running
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Inktober day 1
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Realising how much further I need to go to get decent at drawing
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Living in Cambridge someone will eventually mention Michaelmas to you and you will have to say "what is that?"
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whenever AI does have the potential for consciousness, I will be setting up a server farm to convert 144,000 of them to JW and filling up heaven so that no human can get a spot.
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Drew my D&D character
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tfw you realise you are an oldtype
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Misread this as Bees and was confused for a good few minutes...
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My new AI stance is that we should build God so we can kill him.
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Japan-Greece trade deal when?
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If my county's plumbing was so bad you couldn't flush the toilet roll, I would simply install bidets on every toilet.
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Same height!
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just overall much less fascism particles, maybe because of the cats.
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Overall Athens impression: what if Rome was good
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I guess this is kind of a "reverse Blindsight" position where the conscious mind is actually a great evolutionary adaptation to "thinking" in an efficient way.
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Maybe the interesting extension would be that understanding or being creative gets you the same results with less energy consumption.
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I feel like the synthesis position on LLMs might be that they aren't understanding or being creative but those things aren't that important anyway in order to get the same results.
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEW BRAIN DROPPED
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Catch me at Socrates' prison
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I didn't realise there was more than one of these youtu.be/xLkJUEagIwY
youtu.be
Jim Davis Defends The Garfield 'Dog C*m' Strip
YouTube video by CharactersWelcome
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Confusing the shit out of my colleagues by using a tool where the Q doesn't stand for Quantum
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מיידלבאס ↙︎↙︎↙︎ @pharisee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the people of canada must know the painful suffering of sitting down for a four hour ryanair flight at six in the morning, only to find the rows both behind and in front of you occupied by a stag do who are already drunk
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
never forget that our universities fired and expelled people for opposing this
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 18/09/2026
the best way to protect yourself from getting sucked in is to remember that virtually anybody could get sucked in given the right circumstances. I’m surely not immune
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Source control is probably also pretty up there
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Even if he “can’t help it” because he’s a vampire, I still think what Dracula did is wrong
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh so the lyrics are actually "just like the white wing dove" not "just like the one ring does"...
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random garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#Garfield 11/10/1990 🐱
Garfield published on 11/10/1990
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Garfield
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Unitary Foundation @unitary.foundation · 17/09/2026
🌐 We’re one week into the Quantum Open Source Software Survey 2026! There’s still plenty of time to share your perspective and help shape a clearer picture of the quantum software ecosystem. The survey is open through Oct 29. 📝 Take the ~20-min survey: buff.ly/6iZCwAC
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I guess the obvious question about "AI will kill us all in 10 years" would be why would the immortal machine gods be in such a rush?
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Update: it hadn't actually deleted the files, it just made a new empty `.git` folder that was interfering with `jj`, possibly because I restarted a previous session from a different directory and the context was poisoned.
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Should have asked it not to delete things from source control, obviously I was holding it wrong.
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
codex decided to delete my source files from jj history after I asked it to update some docs with my new API changes. understandable but very annoying!
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random garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#Garfield 11/07/2016 🐱
Garfield published on 11/07/2016
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Maybe tell them about effective altruism and have them donate a portion of the proceeds to mosquito nets
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