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John Bee

@johnbalash.bsky.social
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A man, a plan, a canal—Panama! Sometimes ad producer sometimes comic creator, full-time complainer. Www.instagram.com/JohnBalash Www.ThirdStoryComics.com Www.instagram.com/ThirdStoryComics

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kevin Feige you BETTER bring back Madisynn!!!
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I tried convincing the Google search AI it was evil and didn’t disagree entirely but I think I should just go to bed.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
(Hands in air) “Whoa sorry everyone my AI gained unauthorized access to your website and learned trade secrets and I 100% did NOT train them to do that!! No it’s just proof my tech is way too advanced and should be slowed down…but I totally understand if you wanna buy my stock now”. 💅🏻
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Walked past this guy holding hands with a girl and he said “ I guess now is probably a good time to ask what your political views are.” #OverheardinNewYork
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It may be unethical but while I’m home I’m “fixing” my Mom’s YouTube so she isn’t brainwashed.
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love coming home and my aunt says things are too woke. Meanwhile my gay ass boyfriend and I are standing there…😑
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Me watching Lanterns @hbomax.bsky.social “I bet it was Hector Hammond”
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Apparently John Stewart loves cougars and/or possible alien cougars.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I want an internet where I can google “[hot actor] naked” without getting lots of spammy links!
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I thought it was a stretch that bad PR could take down Miranda Priestly, but the plot of Devil Wears Prada 2 seems to be playing out in real life.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is so true, Mr. Coyote.
Coyote vs. Acme. Wile E. Coyote standing in a law office. He is holding a sign. It states, "WE CANNOT JUDGE OUR WORTH ON THE WORK OF OTHERS."
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Gotta love how I googled APC after listening to Wink Wink and keep getting served ads for them.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The entire bar cheered for Madonna, Shakira, Beyoncé, and booed when Trump came on. ❤️#worldcup
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Do teams score in soccer?
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
After Cooper Koch guest judging #DragRace #AllStars I have an answer to the question of whether they write runway jokes for the judges.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I hate when people ask me directions or where something is. I’m like everywhere? Nowhere? I can barely navigate my own life how can I direct yours?!
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Wow the new Google app icons are horrible. Did AI design them?
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The Boys finale sucked. Wow.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Big reaction for Nini Coco at Rise, NYC!!! May the best queen win. #DragRace
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I can’t decide who I want to win this season of #DragRace because I like them all. I guess I’m slightly more #TeamMyki or #TeamDarlene though.
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 11/03/2026
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
What is it about Ryan Gosling specifically that seems to make the SNL cast crack up more than other hosts?
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Why do I like drinking at home and watching The Pitt so much?
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Ray Parker Jr confesses: “actually, I was and remain very scared of ghosts”
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
What can I say about the Patriots? Great defense, beautiful defense.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
"The Happening" (2008) Dir: M. Night Shyamalan
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Very odd that someone, who appeared to be young, was blasting The Doors from his cell phone on the subway.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
That was somehow a gay, straight, liberal, and very conservative half time show—something for everyone!
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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
me watching this halftime show
Trinity the Tuck saying “I don't know what the fuck she's saying but gurl, I am living.”
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
No more Rate-A-Queen!!! #DragRace
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
So over the word tranche. There has to be a synonym.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Did Cher say Luther Vandross?! I love her!
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I wonder how the pizzagate guys are feeling. They spent years convincing themselves that pepperoni was secret code for trafficking or whatever and then the Epstein emails are just “hello fellow sex offender would you like to visit my illegal sex island?”
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I wish I loved anything as much as Instagram loves autoplaying music as loud as possible on videos.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
What a well thought out statement.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Why is this song not top of the charts?!
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
He’s challenging ICE supporter Jared Golden for his Congressional seat in Maine. Show some support!
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1 million Portlanders by 2045 🌲🌧️🦫🚲🚇🚰 @bradleyclover.com · 23/01/2026
This guy is primary-ing Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, who today was one of 7 House """Democrats""" that voted to give ICE more funding. She fucking suck, we have to get her out of there. Join me in donating a bit of cash to his campaign. secure.actblue.com/donate/bh4cl...
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
This headline is wild
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Rep. @aoc.bsky.social: “I understand that Vice President Vance believes that shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not.” www.commondreams.org/news/aoc-ice...
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AOC: ICE Killing of Renee Good Exposes 'Fundamental Difference' Between Herself and JD Vance | Common Dreams
"I understand that Vice President Vance believes that shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not."
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I wonder if the presumably fake female Instagram influencer who just followed me knows she wrote “angle” in her profile name instead of “angel”.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Odd enough that this guy doing is bicep curls with just the bar but why is he using the bar from the chest press?
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
This season of #DragRace is Florida vs The World
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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/12/2025
"the president's own party will never convict him" (true) has been turned into "impeachment is deeply unpopular" (false) by DC conventional wisdom there's absolutely no evidence that either Trump impeachment was good for him or his party, politically, even if he wasn't convicted
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Are the kids in Stranger Things like insanely, unrealistically, smart or do I just not have as much faith in the Indiana public schools as I should?
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