Reposted by John BeeAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map. 9653023276
Reposted by John Beegamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater 80169415732
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I tried convincing the Google search AI it was evil and didn’t disagree entirely but I think I should just go to bed. 000
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026(Hands in air) “Whoa sorry everyone my AI gained unauthorized access to your website and learned trade secrets and I 100% did NOT train them to do that!! No it’s just proof my tech is way too advanced and should be slowed down…but I totally understand if you wanna buy my stock now”. 💅🏻 000
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Walked past this guy holding hands with a girl and he said “ I guess now is probably a good time to ask what your political views are.” #OverheardinNewYork 010
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It may be unethical but while I’m home I’m “fixing” my Mom’s YouTube so she isn’t brainwashed. 140
Reposted by John Beebig bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time 216167564233
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I love coming home and my aunt says things are too woke. Meanwhile my gay ass boyfriend and I are standing there…😑 010
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Me watching Lanterns @hbomax.bsky.social “I bet it was Hector Hammond”static.klipy.comLeonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!' 030
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Apparently John Stewart loves cougars and/or possible alien cougars. 010
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I want an internet where I can google “[hot actor] naked” without getting lots of spammy links! 010
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026 I thought it was a stretch that bad PR could take down Miranda Priestly, but the plot of Devil Wears Prada 2 seems to be playing out in real life. 000
Reposted by John BeeMike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This is so true, Mr. Coyote. 05512
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Gotta love how I googled APC after listening to Wink Wink and keep getting served ads for them. 020
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The entire bar cheered for Madonna, Shakira, Beyoncé, and booed when Trump came on. ❤️#worldcup 110
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 10/07/2026After Cooper Koch guest judging #DragRace #AllStars I have an answer to the question of whether they write runway jokes for the judges. 000
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I hate when people ask me directions or where something is. I’m like everywhere? Nowhere? I can barely navigate my own life how can I direct yours?! 020
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Wow the new Google app icons are horrible. Did AI design them? 030
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Big reaction for Nini Coco at Rise, NYC!!! May the best queen win. #DragRace 030
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I can’t decide who I want to win this season of #DragRace because I like them all. I guess I’m slightly more #TeamMyki or #TeamDarlene though. 030
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 08/03/2026What is it about Ryan Gosling specifically that seems to make the SNL cast crack up more than other hosts? 160
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Why do I like drinking at home and watching The Pitt so much? 010
Reposted by John BeeDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Ray Parker Jr confesses: “actually, I was and remain very scared of ghosts” 71137
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 09/02/2026What can I say about the Patriots? Great defense, beautiful defense. 020
Reposted by John BeeBrown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 09/02/2026"The Happening" (2008) Dir: M. Night Shyamalan 0215
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Very odd that someone, who appeared to be young, was blasting The Doors from his cell phone on the subway. 000
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 09/02/2026That was somehow a gay, straight, liberal, and very conservative half time show—something for everyone! 020
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 04/02/2026So over the word tranche. There has to be a synonym. 130
Reposted by John BeeDavid Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I wonder how the pizzagate guys are feeling. They spent years convincing themselves that pepperoni was secret code for trafficking or whatever and then the Epstein emails are just “hello fellow sex offender would you like to visit my illegal sex island?” 620948
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I wish I loved anything as much as Instagram loves autoplaying music as loud as possible on videos. 000
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 23/01/2026He’s challenging ICE supporter Jared Golden for his Congressional seat in Maine. Show some support! 000
Reposted by John Bee1 million Portlanders by 2045 🌲🌧️🦫🚲🚇🚰 @bradleyclover.com · 23/01/2026This guy is primary-ing Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, who today was one of 7 House """Democrats""" that voted to give ICE more funding. She fucking suck, we have to get her out of there. Join me in donating a bit of cash to his campaign. secure.actblue.com/donate/bh4cl... 414661
Reposted by John BeeGabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Rep. @aoc.bsky.social: “I understand that Vice President Vance believes that shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not.” www.commondreams.org/news/aoc-ice...commondreams.orgAOC: ICE Killing of Renee Good Exposes 'Fundamental Difference' Between Herself and JD Vance | Common Dreams"I understand that Vice President Vance believes that shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not." 16614
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 06/01/2026I wonder if the presumably fake female Instagram influencer who just followed me knows she wrote “angle” in her profile name instead of “angel”. 000
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Odd enough that this guy doing is bicep curls with just the bar but why is he using the bar from the chest press? 000
Reposted by John BeeMicah @rincewind.run · 28/12/2025"the president's own party will never convict him" (true) has been turned into "impeachment is deeply unpopular" (false) by DC conventional wisdom there's absolutely no evidence that either Trump impeachment was good for him or his party, politically, even if he wasn't convicted 161190205
John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Are the kids in Stranger Things like insanely, unrealistically, smart or do I just not have as much faith in the Indiana public schools as I should? 000