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John Bee

@johnbalash.bsky.social
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A man, a plan, a canal—Panama! Sometimes ad producer sometimes comic creator, full-time complainer. Www.instagram.com/JohnBalash Www.ThirdStoryComics.com Www.instagram.com/ThirdStoryComics

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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Definitely something alright!
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kevin Feige you BETTER bring back Madisynn!!!
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It was beauty, I mean private equity, that killed the beast… www.latimes.com/opinion/stor...
latimes.com
Opinion: Wall Street predators destroyed Toys 'R' Us. Now they're coming for Simon & Schuster
The private-equity machine knows how to loot and destroy companies. And it's about to own the publisher of Stephen King and Ernest Hemingway.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Remind the people why they went out of business though. Say it….say it…PRIVATE EQUALITY!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s okay as long as he “KEEPS WINNING!!!” oh god please make the “winning stop….please…😭”
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He had some much goodwill for going against Trump and is squandering it all.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I tried convincing the Google search AI it was evil and didn’t disagree entirely but I think I should just go to bed.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
YAY! So glad the voters did NOT pick you in the primary! Voting works!!
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How about the Americans being held by your beloved Israel? www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...
aljazeera.com
US lawmakers urge Trump team to free American student held by Israel
Congress members call on Marco Rubio to 'use every tool' at his disposal to secure release of 20-year-old Sama Safi.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
(Hands in air) “Whoa sorry everyone my AI gained unauthorized access to your website and learned trade secrets and I 100% did NOT train them to do that!! No it’s just proof my tech is way too advanced and should be slowed down…but I totally understand if you wanna buy my stock now”. 💅🏻
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t know but love this for Idaho!
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Productive for their corporate overlords and donors.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is a masterful chess move he’s making by raising gas prices right before the midterms…🙃🤡
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Also Skydance makes horrible movies (if you can even call them that).
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I didn’t see that detail in any of the major reports. Yet again we fund the genocide…😩😡🤬
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Doesn’t understand or doesn’t care because it doesn’t affect him. Either way he doesn’t care.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Only 46 days? You must be tape a lot of shows a day!
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Exchange” to him is “give me what I want and maybe you’ll get something”. If he owes others I think he just hope they forget or that he can weasel out of it.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*damn typo! Strikethrough “what” “…pinpoint it when something…”
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hope they do by right by fans and this character winds up in Racoon City alongside Leon, Chris, or other characters from the games.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Replay is still a bop.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yay! Engage was pretty meh IMO.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“It’s not like she has a direct line to the President and has affected cabinet level firings…oh at least she’s not Hasan Piker!”
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love this! I’ll be sure not to find any way go watch it since I don’t have cable and Paramount+ is too stupid to livestream it. Hope to maybe catch bits of it days later on YouTube!
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He used samples so deftly that you can barely even pinpoint what it when something was sampled. It’s like a quilt using fabrics to make something else entirely.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Walked past this guy holding hands with a girl and he said “ I guess now is probably a good time to ask what your political views are.” #OverheardinNewYork
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And RFK Jr just shrugs.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Thank you! I think so too. I unsubscribed her from some nonsense and subscribed her to More Perfect Union and other better channels.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It may be unethical but while I’m home I’m “fixing” my Mom’s YouTube so she isn’t brainwashed.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Did Trump actually post that?! So cringe
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
They’re like “WE didn’t say ‘let them eat cake’ we just reported on it and blamed the wrong people’”.
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love coming home and my aunt says things are too woke. Meanwhile my gay ass boyfriend and I are standing there…😑
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Me watching Lanterns @hbomax.bsky.social “I bet it was Hector Hammond”
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Apparently John Stewart loves cougars and/or possible alien cougars.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There have been 8 seasons?! Wow I think I stopped around 3.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I want an internet where I can google “[hot actor] naked” without getting lots of spammy links!
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I thought it was a stretch that bad PR could take down Miranda Priestly, but the plot of Devil Wears Prada 2 seems to be playing out in real life.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is so true, Mr. Coyote.
Coyote vs. Acme. Wile E. Coyote standing in a law office. He is holding a sign. It states, "WE CANNOT JUDGE OUR WORTH ON THE WORK OF OTHERS."
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Whether they think they’re just being edgy or that people actually agree with this, it’s so wrong and unfunny. Whoever is behind these posts should be made infamous.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yeah that was hard to watch…🤢🥴
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Gotta love how I googled APC after listening to Wink Wink and keep getting served ads for them.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
🙌🏻
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Typical closeted Republican spouting nonsense.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Such a boring game.
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The entire bar cheered for Madonna, Shakira, Beyoncé, and booed when Trump came on. ❤️#worldcup
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Do teams score in soccer?
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John Bee @johnbalash.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Would have been nice to have had a reminder this morning…
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