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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐

@johnathanb7.bsky.social
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👽 Just an alien trying to survive life on this chaotic planet 🌍 with my trusty companion, Biscotti 🐶. US Army veteran (2009-2016)🫡. 🏳️‍🌈 Full-time weirdo 🤪, Swiftie at heart 🫶, mashed potato lover 🥔 , and huge anti-circumcision activist 🚫.

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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The fact that there isn’t a denial of this information and it’s just outrage by this joke of an administration about finding who leaked this information. It says everything you need to know.
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 17/12/2025
I'm sorry the one direction heated rivalry edits are killing me. Last year's SAD special interest merging with this year's SAD special interest is killing me.
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Lily 📖 @listar.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
As heroínas de Heated Rivalry.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
This is actually how Heated Rivalry ends
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 19/12/2025
"I think we're still on the air Tim" "... No we're not, are we?" 😭😭😭
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Trump wrongly indicted me. I’ll rightly impeach him. Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
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black-stardust.bsky.social @black-stardust.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
by @heathermarsh.bsky.social
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Father Marc 𖤐 @fathermarc.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
THIS IS SO AMAZING!!! WAKE UP AMERICA!!! WE’RE NEXT - AND WE WON’T BE SILENCED!!!
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RAOK @evolvingempathy.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
This is the definition of patriotism 👏🏼👏🏼👊🏻✊🇺🇸 Marine officer in LA speaks out against the rise of fascism in our country!! 🇺🇸💙
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Congresswoman Chellie Pingree @pingree.house.gov · 14/06/2025
Standing loud and proud with Maine to say there are #NoKings in America! 🇺🇸
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Strmbear @strmbear.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
This is the best explanation of why we do in the US. youtu.be/gCSWbTv3hng?...
youtu.be
The Real Reason You're Circumcised - Adam Ruins Everything
YouTube video by Dropout
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Disco Gnostic @mazov.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
"Sheriff has history of cop-like behavior"
latintimes.com
Florida Sheriff Who Threatened to Kill Protesters Has History of Corruption, Racial Profiling and Bribery Accusations
Florida Sheriff Wayne Ivey and his office have been sued multiple times throughout the years, including for false arrest and imprisonment.
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
LAPD when they think nobody is watching
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
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Leia🇨🇴🇺🇸 @theswprincess.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
"I want people to be safe and protected. I want to live on the right side of history. I am an immigrant. My parents are refugees from Chile. We fled a dictatorship and I was privileged enough to grow up in the United States after asylum in Denmark. I stand by those protections, always."
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elsievoteblue.bsky.social @elsievoteblue.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Peeps💙Musk’s DOGE has been teaming up with Palantir !!! The secretive tech firm behind military AI & other surveillance, is now building a real-time immigration database for the U.S. government!! Former employees are saying it’s a warning sign of creeping authoritarianism🤬 #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Checkout my Substack! Stay tuned for more in the near future.
open.substack.com
Under The Hood: A Thorough Look at Foreskin Restoration
Biological Mechanism of Foreskin Restoration
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
That hair on your head ain’t real, How bad do you want me for real?
Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova in wigs and drag and out of drag to the tune of How Bad Do U Want Me by Lady Gaga.
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Cole 🌈 @lilgay.club · 06/04/2025
If Kamala Harris was president you would be buying a new couch, preordering the Switch 2, and the political press would be agonizing over whether or not having a First Gentleman is too woke or not btw
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Deku Deals @dekudeals.com · 05/04/2025
If you're in the U.S. and want to stay up-to-date on the Switch 2 pre-order situation, sign up for our one-time Switch 2 email: dekudeals.com/switch-2 We'll send you one email with all the information you need to know about when and how to get your hands on Nintendo's new console. No BS. No spam.
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
This is definitely related. This country is turning more and more into Russia every day.
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
She worked specifically in investigating and prosecuting financial fraud and corruption and child exploitation cases. 🤔
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
BOYCOTT COORS...
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
All of this.
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Drinks from the evening. They were delicious. Jess from the Emerald Tavern always makes the BEST recommendations. 🍹 🍷
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
The entirety of our “government” needs to be replaced. From the ground up. The fact that this idiot is, in any way, involved within our government is wildly embarrassing. But then again the same can be said for most people in the current administration.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/03/2025
this is always, always the tell “saving money” can only come in the form of ripping benefits away from the poor, never collecting from the rich what they owe us IRS cuts are exactly the opposite of government efficiency, and exactly the point of the kleptocracy
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Lazy boy on the couch. He’s still getting used to his dad having a job again. #redmerle #biscotti #australianshepherd #aussie #cute #dog #puppy #lazy
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Elon is pure greed and evil in human form.
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Jonny P @jonnpatrick.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Mayhem is so good. I can’t stop listening, even the skips.
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
@cynthialeefontaine.bsky.social love you! This alien queen misses you 😘
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Starting the day with a little homemade magic: an Earl Grey blueberry lavender latte (syrup made by my amazing partner). Smooth, floral, and just the right amount of cozy. Here’s to a productive day. ☕✨🫐#MorningRitual #EarlGrey #Tea #Latte #Blueberry #Lavender #Morning
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
This boy has my heart. #biscotti #dog #aussie #australianshepherd #cute
Red Merle Australian shepherd dog sitting on the floor near a door with a window looking out of the window smiling.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 10/03/2025
Bluesky watching the shitshow on twitter.
Scene from The Office.
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Michelle Fowle @mmanire.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
It would be a real shame if y'all shared this online, printed out a few and hung up all around the Eastern Shore of Maryland. 😉
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 08/03/2025
This is some excellent good trouble
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I literally cannot wait. 🤪
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Mrs G @newmrsg.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO #BLUECREW! REPOST AND MAKE SURE YOU SEND YOUR EMAIL! FLOOD THE SYSTEM 💪🏼
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Adding this to my list of endless reasons why I love her. 🖤
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D A V I D @livefreeordavid.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Secretary of State Marco Rubio sitting alone in the VIP (the Oval Office)
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
We must fight and speak out against these blatant acts of violence and erasure of our trans brothers and sisters. 💪🏼 Iowans I am so sorry that this is happening. Keep up the fight, keep that fire burning, one day we reclaim the rights that are being stripped from our communities. 🩷🤍🩵
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Make no mistake—this is how it starts. The U.S. is setting up detention camps at Guantanamo Bay for immigrants. This is a stepping stone to something far worse. The path to full-on concentration camps isn’t hypothetical—it’s unfolding now. This is really happening. #NoMoreCamps #Resist
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Rebecca Black really worked it out on her Salvation album. I stand firm in saying that, to me, she has everything to be one of the main pop girlies. 💅 🙏🏽
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Glass blocks are literally my favorite architectural element in any space. And have been since I was 8 years old 😍
architecturaldigest.com
Glass Blocks Are Having a Comeback
After doing its time in trend jail, this building material is back in fashion
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