Jonny P @jonnpatrick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026So h word after this workout…kinda need to be balls deep down my man’s throat right about now. 🫣 101231
Jonny P @jonnpatrick.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Actually trying for my first OW drive nameplate. This truly is a mental illness indicator because how do people do this every season?! 1230
Jonny P @jonnpatrick.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Waist feeling a bit slutty this morning. Ready to be grabbed, if you will. 2181729
Jonny P @jonnpatrick.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Feeling much better after cutting my hair and trimming my stomach. 2173817
Jonny P @jonnpatrick.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Tried this way, but it makes my hand look stupid. 1245910
Jonny P @jonnpatrick.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This is where I’m at right now, but it’s time to lock in and make some improvements. 🫣 1764017
Jonny P @jonnpatrick.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Was gonna get a snack at Trader Joe’s a friend had recommended, but then I saw a gym crush shirtless in the locker room after my workout and thought I should be healthier. 4790
Jonny P @jonnpatrick.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Looking good in the treadmill screen, and a new level of narcissism unlocked. 31863
Jonny P @jonnpatrick.bsky.social · 29/06/2026The parking garage lighting accentuating the chest pump was VERY generous. 93907
Jonny P @jonnpatrick.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Leg day after felt really great today, and I feel like the pictures did it justice? I’ll take this win! 41612
Jonny P @jonnpatrick.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Took a video and screenshot frames I liked, and apparently that’s a solid method. I need a haircut though. 52263
Jonny P @jonnpatrick.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Not looking cute so the peaks are the star of the show today. 2266019
Jonny P @jonnpatrick.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Typically do this just for video games, but I love this series too much. Celebrating the new DCC book today! 1740412
Jonny P @jonnpatrick.bsky.social · 08/05/2026But what if I say I really enjoy this new Charli song even if it’s a bit too short? 3260
Jonny P @jonnpatrick.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Slept like garbage and have postnasal drip so here are my tits. 37173370
Jonny P @jonnpatrick.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Take a pic after leg day sitting in your car so they look thicker. 🫡 1042911
Jonny P @jonnpatrick.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Seven year difference to the day, and I’m honestly so happy to be back to where I was though I’m less blond and more tired now. 🤭 1445612
Jonny P @jonnpatrick.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Weather getting nipply? Rough. My post getting nipply? Ruff. 24110346
Jonny P @jonnpatrick.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Making my second Dungeon Crawler Carl run-through but this time with the audiobooks. Top-tier series and audio. 7571