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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐

@johnathanb7.bsky.social
16K followers 3.4K following 548 posts

👽 Just an alien trying to survive life on this chaotic planet 🌍 with my trusty companion, Biscotti 🐶. US Army veteran (2009-2016)🫡. 🏳️‍🌈 Full-time weirdo 🤪, Swiftie at heart 🫶, mashed potato lover 🥔 , and huge anti-circumcision activist 🚫.

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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
That hair on your head ain’t real, How bad do you want me for real?
Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova in wigs and drag and out of drag to the tune of How Bad Do U Want Me by Lady Gaga.
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Drinks from the evening. They were delicious. Jess from the Emerald Tavern always makes the BEST recommendations. 🍹 🍷
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Lazy boy on the couch. He’s still getting used to his dad having a job again. #redmerle #biscotti #australianshepherd #aussie #cute #dog #puppy #lazy
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Starting the day with a little homemade magic: an Earl Grey blueberry lavender latte (syrup made by my amazing partner). Smooth, floral, and just the right amount of cozy. Here’s to a productive day. ☕✨🫐#MorningRitual #EarlGrey #Tea #Latte #Blueberry #Lavender #Morning
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
This boy has my heart. #biscotti #dog #aussie #australianshepherd #cute
Red Merle Australian shepherd dog sitting on the floor near a door with a window looking out of the window smiling.
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The love of my life. Bluesky friends — meet my soulmate, Biscotti 🐶🐾🍪 #Dog #AustralianShepherd #Aussie #Biscotti #Dogs #Cutie
A photo of my red Merle Australian shepherd smiling outside in the backyard in the sun.
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Sorry wrong screenshot here it is it was actually on Wednesday. Are you having blatant lapses of memory? Because your other posts calling out people I’ve checked you blocked them also. Yet you call them out on this account. Seems like troll behavior to start unnecessary drama. Childish.
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
At 2:26pm CST today….
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
It literally wasn’t my choice when he blocked me. I understand from your own words that you’re a team together. But that still doesn’t excuse his several times a day violently vulgar posts and his actions of blocking and effectively tossing his supporters by the wayside like he does. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Texas fog really out here serving full retrowave vibes tonight. 🌫️💖💙 The streetlights casting that dreamy pink & blue glow, bouncing off the damp pavement—it almost feels unreal. Snapped this at an intersection on my way home, had to capture the moment. ✨🚦 #NightAesthetic #Photography #Retrowave
A retrowave photo taken from my car of traffic lights casting a gorgeous pink and blue glow on the slightly damp ground from the fog in the air. The photo is taken at night at an intersection.
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
@azbrittney.bsky.social and @donkoclock.bsky.social know how to create a party! Let’s go! 💙 💪🏼 🫡
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Ready for the party @donkoclock.bsky.social you’re always bringing the best people together!
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
If a fascist tries to mess with the queer community this should be the energy that’s given in response. 💪🏼
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Love your animated one. I made this one! 💙 thank you for your support. As a vet the support and words of appreciation are nice to hear every once in a while. And seeing all my fellow brothers and sisters congregate has me fired up! 💪🏼 🔥 💙 🫡 Thanks to you & @azbrittney.bsky.social y’all are badass!
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I made this one for the veteran megaboost as well ;-)
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Made this for the occasion. As a vet I appreciate your support! 💙 🫡
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
@azbrittney.bsky.social and @donkoclock.bsky.social thank you for this! It’s almost time! 🫡 💙
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Love your energy. Let’s get this on top. Sending the message that we see him for what he is, and always will be—the smallest man who ever lived.
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
And now it says “account not found” it’s gone. 😢 goodbye tiktok. 👋 🫡
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
A message to #CarrieUnderwood 🖕🏻
A picture of Carrie Underwood and a cropped screenshot of a social media comment by someone saying “I hope he cheat again, and you get charged with vandalism to that man vehicle”
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I just tried again with lowercase and an app password as well and it still generated the same error page.
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Can’t access the page anymore either. Mind you this was after I input my username and password. Feels like I just provided my account login details to a fake site. 🤔
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
When he tried to put the bird in the Christmas box. 😂
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
The last 30 days of dedication to restoring what was taken. Here’s my progress—tracking time spent with each device and retainer. I’m around 4 years into restoring, with the past year being consistent. Restoring isn’t just physical; it’s reclaiming autonomy. #ForeskinRestoration #BodyAutonomy
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Johnathan 👽 🛸 🪐 @johnathanb7.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Omg this is like the one I use but in light grey. My daily use bag. :) I tuck the strap in most of the time.
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