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Joe Woodward

@joewoodward.bsky.social
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BLM, ACAB, Land Back, Fucks Lawns, Unironically Praise The Sun, Fuck a Landlord, etc, etc

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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 4h
Shane Gillis is the Michael Tracey of Rob Schneiders
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
still maybe my funniest moment on here on accident
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Dr. Hesse Daria⚡[bæddelstar galactica] @thatdoll.online · 7h
trans women are held accountable for the crimes of men more than men are held accountable for the crimes of men
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Dezi @dezi.quest · 11/10/2026
this is a 10/10 character sheet holy shit
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 8h
Magic: The gathering Banned And Restricted - October 12, 2026
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Gary @boggartauntiealy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That's clearly Rip Torn
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Courtesy Name Bongming @demandafan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Friendly reminder implies the existence of the hostile reminder
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Best we can do is doctor mike and steve-o shorts, take it or leave it
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Would also be swell if the "not interested" and "don't recommend channel" options actually worked.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026
if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The worlds loneliest people are using billions of dollars trying to convince you their computer is actually in love with them
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sam Altman said people are just gonna have to die in order to implement AI. In the very same week, Anthropic claimed it’s a human rights violation to be mean to the computer. These people need to be held accountable. They think lines of code are a person with rights but living people are debris.
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
an act in defiance of god and ben shapiro's wife vadryna
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
me waiting patiently for my AAAAAAAAA
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
just straight up
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm not an expert, but I was coming to say I also think it might be a slime mold
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
such a fucking disgusting and twisted way to tell everyone "I'm trying to put you out of a job" and make anyone already on his side not think twice about it what the actual fuck
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My wife picked out a really big coffee mug for me last christmas and I've hand washed it every day so I never have to use another, but what you described was basically my process before that yeah
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’
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Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If hardtack was a person
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No I’d put it in my mouth if I was climbing a ladder I’m not stupid
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jack from 30 Rock saying “that’s Republican, we count those”
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hosting a party: blue part is just "waiting for everyone to go away"
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would spend 4.5 billion years trapped in my own guilt punching through a wall of diamond just to tell Hayley Williams she is perfect
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legal cat 🐾 @legalcat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS' statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: "And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***." MOTHERRRRR
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Paramore’s Hayley Williams unleashes profanity-filled response after DHS tells her to ‘thank’ ICE
‘We suggest Ms. Williams to thank them for their service, not belittle their sacrifice,’ the DHS said
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me, who has been openly complaining about the implementation of AI in the workplace for years, watching my coworkers, who have praised the implementation of AI in the workplace for years, lose their minds that the IT desk was replaced with AI bots.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the syntax reminded me of this
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
can't find what I need online, need to learn to embroider
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Pip @pipmadeley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you're old enough to shave and already criticizing this on the basis of a single image, or questioning how the show will fit into established #DoctorWho continuity, I respectfully suggest you get a life. www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...
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First look at Doctor Who animated adventure coming to CBeebies
Doctor Who: TARDIS Crew will arrive on CBeebies and BBC iPlayer in late 2027/early 2028
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dominate
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Inktober day 17: Goofy snaps on Pete
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
David Mitchell from Peep Show with a speech bubble
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I'm not wrong, and that's david mitchell, that's wild to me, never seen him so young lol
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know that's not the rhyme scheme, but in my head that was funnier
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🎵 Tale as old as feudalism Song as old as lyricism You don't hate mondays you hate capitalism 🎵
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Acute Explosive and Ischemic Genital Necrosis is reportedly joining the CDCs 'Global Diseases and Threats' list"
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
People assume the sewers are unpleasant, but that’s because they never go down there. You really need to hang out down there to see how wonderful they are
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
almost certainly
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I waited in my car outside Gary's house once for ten minutes to see if his neighbor would come outside to let the dog in so I could ask to pet it, and the neighbor did but it was an old white man wearing a greasy wifebeater tucked in to jeans, so I didn't risk it
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Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If I see a dog walking down my street I will exit my house like this yelling "can I pet that dog?" and that isn't even a bit
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Gary @boggartauntiealy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Inside Out style core memory but it's Scott Steiner shouting "my dick's bigger than his arms!" On live TV during his pose down with Triple H
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