Reposted by Joe WoodwardMatt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 4hShane Gillis is the Michael Tracey of Rob Schneiders 310715
Reposted by Joe WoodwardΘΔ🏳️⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 09/10/2026still maybe my funniest moment on here on accident 422164402
Reposted by Joe WoodwardDr. Hesse Daria⚡[bæddelstar galactica] @thatdoll.online · 7htrans women are held accountable for the crimes of men more than men are held accountable for the crimes of men 4644166
Reposted by Joe WoodwardDezi @dezi.quest · 11/10/2026this is a 10/10 character sheet holy shit 3173802447
Reposted by Joe WoodwardTolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 8hMagic: The gathering Banned And Restricted - October 12, 2026 522914
Reposted by Joe WoodwardCourtesy Name Bongming @demandafan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Friendly reminder implies the existence of the hostile reminder 021
Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Best we can do is doctor mike and steve-o shorts, take it or leave it 000
Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Would also be swell if the "not interested" and "don't recommend channel" options actually worked. 120
Reposted by Joe Woodwardashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time 7161531333
Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The worlds loneliest people are using billions of dollars trying to convince you their computer is actually in love with them 140
Reposted by Joe Woodwardone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient” 275795965
Reposted by Joe WoodwardBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sam Altman said people are just gonna have to die in order to implement AI. In the very same week, Anthropic claimed it’s a human rights violation to be mean to the computer. These people need to be held accountable. They think lines of code are a person with rights but living people are debris. 19168851952
Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 09/10/2026an act in defiance of god and ben shapiro's wife vadryna 120
Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm not an expert, but I was coming to say I also think it might be a slime mold 000
Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026such a fucking disgusting and twisted way to tell everyone "I'm trying to put you out of a job" and make anyone already on his side not think twice about it what the actual fuck 010
Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My wife picked out a really big coffee mug for me last christmas and I've hand washed it every day so I never have to use another, but what you described was basically my process before that yeah 000
Reposted by Joe WoodwardPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’metro.co.ukWoman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’ 98846110
Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026No I’d put it in my mouth if I was climbing a ladder I’m not stupid 090
Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026hosting a party: blue part is just "waiting for everyone to go away" 010
Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I would spend 4.5 billion years trapped in my own guilt punching through a wall of diamond just to tell Hayley Williams she is perfect 020
Reposted by Joe Woodwardlegal cat 🐾 @legalcat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS' statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: "And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***." MOTHERRRRRyahoo.comParamore’s Hayley Williams unleashes profanity-filled response after DHS tells her to ‘thank’ ICE‘We suggest Ms. Williams to thank them for their service, not belittle their sacrifice,’ the DHS said 433355
Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Me, who has been openly complaining about the implementation of AI in the workplace for years, watching my coworkers, who have praised the implementation of AI in the workplace for years, lose their minds that the IT desk was replaced with AI bots. 140
Reposted by Joe Woodwardjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the syntax reminded me of this 163002301
Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 06/10/2026can't find what I need online, need to learn to embroider 020
Reposted by Joe WoodwardPip @pipmadeley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If you're old enough to shave and already criticizing this on the basis of a single image, or questioning how the show will fit into established #DoctorWho continuity, I respectfully suggest you get a life. www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...bbc.comFirst look at Doctor Who animated adventure coming to CBeebiesDoctor Who: TARDIS Crew will arrive on CBeebies and BBC iPlayer in late 2027/early 2028 3825329
Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If I'm not wrong, and that's david mitchell, that's wild to me, never seen him so young lol 060
Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I know that's not the rhyme scheme, but in my head that was funnier 020
Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026🎵 Tale as old as feudalism Song as old as lyricism You don't hate mondays you hate capitalism 🎵 160
Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Acute Explosive and Ischemic Genital Necrosis is reportedly joining the CDCs 'Global Diseases and Threats' list" 010
Reposted by Joe WoodwardTred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke. 4046101311
Reposted by Joe WoodwardMichael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026People assume the sewers are unpleasant, but that’s because they never go down there. You really need to hang out down there to see how wonderful they are 1127928
Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I waited in my car outside Gary's house once for ten minutes to see if his neighbor would come outside to let the dog in so I could ask to pet it, and the neighbor did but it was an old white man wearing a greasy wifebeater tucked in to jeans, so I didn't risk it 110
Joe Woodward @joewoodward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If I see a dog walking down my street I will exit my house like this yelling "can I pet that dog?" and that isn't even a bit 120
Reposted by Joe WoodwardGary @boggartauntiealy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Inside Out style core memory but it's Scott Steiner shouting "my dick's bigger than his arms!" On live TV during his pose down with Triple H 131