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Joe Saunders

@joesaunders.bsky.social
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TV Writer (Solar Opposites, Comedy Bang Bang, Cartoon Network, other stuff)

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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There should've been a fifth ninja turtle with a white bandana named Vivaldi who his thing was he was always afraid. His weapon should've been an iron maiden
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
me when frasier goes to a ski lodge with his brother, dad, daphne, and daphne's girlfriend, and there's a gay skiing instructor who thinks niles likes him, but actually the girlfriend likes niles, but frasier likes the girlfriend, and niles likes daphne, but daphne likes the skiing instructor, and m
mitch mcconnell smiling vacantly
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Walked by 2 guys at a restaurant yesterday and heard one say to the other: "Look, you know I'm a straight shooter. The script isn't ready."
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Before drinking, give a bottle of water a good shake to make sure the oxygen is well mixed with the hydrogen
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Had the most vivid dream last night where I watched an Instagram video where someone explained how to keep bananas ripe for longer than normal
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thought of 3 words that could each be a horror movie title: Erroneous Tangential Disposition Not sure what to do with these but there they are.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/08/2026
[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Was the little mermaid actually little? Seems pretty normal size to me
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I actually had the idea to buy the Lakers last week and didn't act on it. A lesson learned
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Tip for aspiring TV and movie writers. Remember that every good idea is just the Purge plus a twist. One Night Only = the Purge but with sex The Pitt = the Purge but in Pennsylvania Ted Lasso = the Purge but one guy has a mustache What is your unique Purge?
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Need some medical guidance. Is it okay to eat a fistful of Trader Joe’s mini peanut butter cups four to five times a day?
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Aleks Sennwald @alekssennwald.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Wizards and their hats
a sketchbook page, propped open by a clip is filled with fountain pen ink drawings of various creatures wearing wizard hats.
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Saw a hawk today. Excited to tell my wife
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Neighborhood teens are all obsessed with The Prisoner now that’s on Criterion Channel. Keep saying stuff like “it’s giving McGoohan” and “Number Six ate”
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Used a lip balm today that I got as a free handout from a real estate agent at a holiday parade, and the balm was so strong my eyes watered. Truly an odd situation overall
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Pretty wild there’s a tower that’s famous just because it leans
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
That's it. I'm starting a cabaret show
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
You should be aware that I have the tea. But in addition to that, I also have the receipts
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Dylan, on life in your 80’s, is incredible. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/o...
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Just read the phrase "it's a murder's row of improvisers"
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I wonder if there’s a scene where an annoyed Zuck has to send me a $7.81 virtual prepaid Mastercard as part of a class action settlement for unauthorized user information disclosure
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Annoyed that my child talks about the Hulk so much. His destructiveness is not something to idolize
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Alissa Walker @awalkerinla.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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LOS ANGELES CITY PRIMARY NOMINATING ELECTION Mayor
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KAREN RUTH BASS
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NITHYA RAMAN
27.12%
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SPENCER PRATT
26.69%
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ADAM MILLER
3.67%
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RAE CHEN HUANG
2.88%
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Harrowing moment for myself today where I sneezed while making a left hand turn at a busy intersection
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Scott Tobias @scotttobias.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
“The kids want liminal spaces!”
Michael Lerner as a studio boss in Barton Fink.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
so they told me theres not going to be anymore strip law at Netflix i really cant be anything but grateful. at every phase it was made by talented people in pursuit of nothing but pure chaotic delirious joy and im so so proud of it thank you to everyone who gave it chance I thought it was funny
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Watched a video this morning where a food influencer went into at a restaurant, saw the cooks making food, and said "Look at them chefin' it up in here"
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Got a “bought this before Elon went crazy” sticker for my Kia
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
In Dancing in the Dark, when Springsteen sings “I'm sick of sittin' round here tryin' to write this book,” the book he’s talking about is the Da Vinci Code
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Jeremy Allen White
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Before 2015, my twitter account was just me writing the names of celebrities I randomly saw out and about in LA. I'm gonna start doing that again but here on this account now.
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Peppers Ghost @peppersghost.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
If I could recommend one thing on Star Wars day, it would be to check out the original Star Wars Radio Dramas. More than just a retelling of the movies, but with added dialogue, scenes and nuances that help bring further life to the lore.
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
My writing process: 1. I think this is a good idea 2. Yeah this IS a good idea 3. Wow this is going better than expected 4. Writing is easy 5. I’m very good 6. Is it wrong to be your own biggest fan? 7. I’m the best
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I sneezed this morning and the kid said "I'm going to start calling you The Sneezer"
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I'm teaching a 3 session Script Anatomy class that starts on Sunday, May 3rd where I'll be sharing my extensive knowledge on how to take your TV pilot from an outline to a full draft. (First tip: add dialogue!) Sign up info here: scriptanatomy.com/product/2026...
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TV Draft Intensive - Script Anatomy
Have an outline for a TV spec script or pilot that you want to take to draft? Or a draft that needs to be rewritten? This is the class for you.
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Sketch Idea: it's the part in Jerry Maguire where he arrives to see if his coworkers read his memo about how they need to care more. But its revealed Jerry used AI to write the memo and it's full of stuff like fake names, plagiarism, and a long part where it tries to talk you into eating razorblades
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I just ate a banana and it had too many strings on it and now I'm fucking pissed
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
My goal for the week: look at more internet
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 14/02/2026
The Empire Strikes Back (1980): No, I am your father. Matte painting by the legendary Harrison Ellenshaw.
A large, intricate matte painting depicts the deep, circular interior of the technical shaft of Cloud City, featuring thousands of tiny glowing lights and structured panels that create a vanishing point perspective toward a dark center.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Confession time: i shushed my toddler during the Cliff Booth trailer
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Dave Byrnes @djbyrnes1.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall. But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I can't believe there's a not-zero chance this year that I'll get tear gassed while holding a "Free Don Lemon" sign
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/01/2026
you can’t fucking dox a public official!
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Yo! Reading this guy has an Eisner?! Spirit of Comics Retailer Award. Hell yeah!
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Thomas Leeper @thosjleeper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Note how there's no violence or chaos when the cops aren't rioting.
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Brendan Hay @bhay.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
LA folks around Burbank: ICE is out and about in NoHo today, particularly at Home Depot on Sherman Way and near Burbank Blvd and Vineland. Be careful.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/01/2026
wrote about the occupation in minnesota with a closing note on how the white house has exactly one tactic — repression with goons — but no particular strategy for dealing with entrenched resistance. gift link.
nytimes.com
Opinion | This Is the Only Card Trump Can Play
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left. See? We just need to talk to each other.
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