Reposted by Joe SaundersDreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There should've been a fifth ninja turtle with a white bandana named Vivaldi who his thing was he was always afraid. His weapon should've been an iron maiden 2048233
Reposted by Joe SaundersBen Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026me when frasier goes to a ski lodge with his brother, dad, daphne, and daphne's girlfriend, and there's a gay skiing instructor who thinks niles likes him, but actually the girlfriend likes niles, but frasier likes the girlfriend, and niles likes daphne, but daphne likes the skiing instructor, and m 51288
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Walked by 2 guys at a restaurant yesterday and heard one say to the other: "Look, you know I'm a straight shooter. The script isn't ready." 060
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Before drinking, give a bottle of water a good shake to make sure the oxygen is well mixed with the hydrogen 040
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Had the most vivid dream last night where I watched an Instagram video where someone explained how to keep bananas ripe for longer than normal 030
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Thought of 3 words that could each be a horror movie title: Erroneous Tangential Disposition Not sure what to do with these but there they are. 030
Reposted by Joe SaundersPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/08/2026[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp 272762300
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Was the little mermaid actually little? Seems pretty normal size to me 021
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I actually had the idea to buy the Lakers last week and didn't act on it. A lesson learned 1120
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Tip for aspiring TV and movie writers. Remember that every good idea is just the Purge plus a twist. One Night Only = the Purge but with sex The Pitt = the Purge but in Pennsylvania Ted Lasso = the Purge but one guy has a mustache What is your unique Purge? 050
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Need some medical guidance. Is it okay to eat a fistful of Trader Joe’s mini peanut butter cups four to five times a day? 340
Reposted by Joe SaundersAleks Sennwald @alekssennwald.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Wizards and their hats 2365
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Neighborhood teens are all obsessed with The Prisoner now that’s on Criterion Channel. Keep saying stuff like “it’s giving McGoohan” and “Number Six ate” 0101
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Used a lip balm today that I got as a free handout from a real estate agent at a holiday parade, and the balm was so strong my eyes watered. Truly an odd situation overall 030
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Pretty wild there’s a tower that’s famous just because it leans 030
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 16/06/2026You should be aware that I have the tea. But in addition to that, I also have the receipts 160
Reposted by Joe SaundersCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Dylan, on life in your 80’s, is incredible. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/o... 230119713099
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Just read the phrase "it's a murder's row of improvisers" 030
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I wonder if there’s a scene where an annoyed Zuck has to send me a $7.81 virtual prepaid Mastercard as part of a class action settlement for unauthorized user information disclosure 070
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Annoyed that my child talks about the Hulk so much. His destructiveness is not something to idolize 020
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Harrowing moment for myself today where I sneezed while making a left hand turn at a busy intersection 010
Reposted by Joe SaundersScott Tobias @scotttobias.bsky.social · 31/05/2026“The kids want liminal spaces!” 252019301
Reposted by Joe SaundersCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 29/05/2026so they told me theres not going to be anymore strip law at Netflix i really cant be anything but grateful. at every phase it was made by talented people in pursuit of nothing but pure chaotic delirious joy and im so so proud of it thank you to everyone who gave it chance I thought it was funny 2442252148
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Watched a video this morning where a food influencer went into at a restaurant, saw the cooks making food, and said "Look at them chefin' it up in here" 060
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Got a “bought this before Elon went crazy” sticker for my Kia 040
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 24/05/2026In Dancing in the Dark, when Springsteen sings “I'm sick of sittin' round here tryin' to write this book,” the book he’s talking about is the Da Vinci Code 010
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Before 2015, my twitter account was just me writing the names of celebrities I randomly saw out and about in LA. I'm gonna start doing that again but here on this account now. 080
Reposted by Joe SaundersPeppers Ghost @peppersghost.bsky.social · 05/05/2026If I could recommend one thing on Star Wars day, it would be to check out the original Star Wars Radio Dramas. More than just a retelling of the movies, but with added dialogue, scenes and nuances that help bring further life to the lore. 314526
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 01/05/2026My writing process: 1. I think this is a good idea 2. Yeah this IS a good idea 3. Wow this is going better than expected 4. Writing is easy 5. I’m very good 6. Is it wrong to be your own biggest fan? 7. I’m the best 070
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I sneezed this morning and the kid said "I'm going to start calling you The Sneezer" 130
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I'm teaching a 3 session Script Anatomy class that starts on Sunday, May 3rd where I'll be sharing my extensive knowledge on how to take your TV pilot from an outline to a full draft. (First tip: add dialogue!) Sign up info here: scriptanatomy.com/product/2026...scriptanatomy.comTV Draft Intensive - Script AnatomyHave an outline for a TV spec script or pilot that you want to take to draft? Or a draft that needs to be rewritten? This is the class for you. 143
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Sketch Idea: it's the part in Jerry Maguire where he arrives to see if his coworkers read his memo about how they need to care more. But its revealed Jerry used AI to write the memo and it's full of stuff like fake names, plagiarism, and a long part where it tries to talk you into eating razorblades 040
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I just ate a banana and it had too many strings on it and now I'm fucking pissed 060
Reposted by Joe SaundersThe Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 14/02/2026The Empire Strikes Back (1980): No, I am your father. Matte painting by the legendary Harrison Ellenshaw. 848279
Reposted by Joe SaundersJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/02/2026the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair 1013495444
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Confession time: i shushed my toddler during the Cliff Booth trailer 041
Reposted by Joe SaundersDave Byrnes @djbyrnes1.bsky.social · 31/01/2026It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall. But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!" 128170815041
Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I can't believe there's a not-zero chance this year that I'll get tear gassed while holding a "Free Don Lemon" sign 130
Reposted by Joe Saundersjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/01/2026you can’t fucking dox a public official! 18380861275
Reposted by Joe SaundersJason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Yo! Reading this guy has an Eisner?! Spirit of Comics Retailer Award. Hell yeah! 544990
Reposted by Joe SaundersThomas Leeper @thosjleeper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Note how there's no violence or chaos when the cops aren't rioting. 143146918
Reposted by Joe SaundersBrendan Hay @bhay.bsky.social · 21/01/2026LA folks around Burbank: ICE is out and about in NoHo today, particularly at Home Depot on Sherman Way and near Burbank Blvd and Vineland. Be careful. 5323302
Reposted by Joe Saundersjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/01/2026wrote about the occupation in minnesota with a closing note on how the white house has exactly one tactic — repression with goons — but no particular strategy for dealing with entrenched resistance. gift link.nytimes.comOpinion | This Is the Only Card Trump Can Play 12262031541
Reposted by Joe SaundersMark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 14/01/2026My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left. See? We just need to talk to each other. 427226192604