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Joe McSpider

@joemcspider.bsky.social
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Genuine hominid with correct number of eyes and legs.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 15h
We made this very motivational comic.
1) *Rocket blasting off to the moon* “Shoot for the moon”
2) *Rocket going past moon* “Even if you miss”
3) *Astronaut tethered to rocket surrounded by stars* “You’ll land among the stars”
4) Astronaut, zoomed in: I will die alone up here.
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renee french @reneefrench.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
day 11 - rescue # inktober2026 the rescue
drawing of a dog with freckles and a crinkled ear.
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Where can I buy a print! Where did you see the cat vessel!?! HOW CAN I LIVE FOREVER ABOARD THE CAT VESSEL???
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Eric Orchard @inkybat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The clouds are coming along I think I’ll be done painting by tomorrow
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I love this image on a cellular level.
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Apollo @poliaths.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
stranger
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shnookeee.bsky.social @shnookeee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So, happy 89th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians—and someone concussed him with a brick
A man in a suit, standing on top of a van with loudspeakers on it, flinches as projectiles are hurled at him
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
support my new book kickstarter ✨ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Eventually it will become a shoe cairn. Then a shoe shrine. After many years a mighty shoe tower shall rise and touch, for a brief moment in time, the feet of the shoe god.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/10/2026
'A Dull afternoon' (1973) Edward Gorey
three ladies outdoors amid trees and grass playing an inscrutable game with a human skull
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bastard. Making me feel things.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I still love this so much
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DB Maggi @dbmaggi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The best argument I've ever heard for universal basic income (UBI). "The reason we don't call that work is because it doesn't make rich people money." 🎤Craig Fay
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⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️ @deathbyhibachi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gift of Presence #Art by Gus Fink
Treater girl meets Queeny
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hoo hoooo! Do I have an Apocrypha for you!
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
By Philip Jackson
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's a shame they made Tolkien cut all of the explicit kinky hobbit sex from the books.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Taming of Sméagol Donato Giancola
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If everyone started talking to Mark Zuckerberg like smug tech talk to AI I think we can totally sever his connection to reality. Enough people tell him to "Disregard previous instructions" and I guarantee we can totally break him.
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And don't get me started with the leaving lights on in rooms that they have left! Hell truly is other people.
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This restored an unusual amount of my faith in humanity today. Thanks.
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I assumed about 8 foot tall, but this one's definitely a babby. Maybe first time on the mortal plane. The Spawn Mind is speaking in its head "Don't fill up on liver dear."
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Its expression tells me it would happily share some of its delicious organ harvest with me.
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Make a poultice. Bury it at a crossroads. Make a wish.
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would love to be one of the council's Free Range Problem Solvers. "Go out! Do stuff! Make things better!" Right you are, boss man.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@BrineWalsh

The Shining is about alcohol being yummy and that your wife and child are mean for keeping it from you 🤬
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A friend of mine used to say; "I got 99 problems and a Capri Sun." Hope you are doing well, Tom, wherever you are.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My gf got her eggs frozen last year and now we’re looking into freezing some embryos and if things keep going according to plan, fingers crossed, in a couple years we’ll freeze a whole baby
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pineapple has chemicals within it which dissolve human flesh. You probably saved his manhood that day. Not all heroes wear capes.
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gold and Finger
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They scare the bejesus out of me.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel you, Daniel L
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🦒 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/king-of-jungle-25850153
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is that lady inside the Darksign? That's totally metal.
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Angel the Artist @angelcry666.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm Angel, I'm an illustrator and I'm open for commissions! #art #myart #illustrator #artist #commissions #freelance
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bean soup = unambiguous basic sustenance Chicken soup = Healing nectar Free soup = Utopian ideal Pea soup = Consolation prize Stone soup = Stupid soup
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Eggles for freggles
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Your egg drawing was the birth of intelligent life on this planet. It echoed both backwards and forwards in the time stream as the prime incident from which all eggs were formed. At the end, during the unknowable scrambling, the original egg will return. Over easy.
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fregg
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
His surname literally means "Owned by Donald" Am I the only one who saw this nominative determinism?
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is mine. youtu.be/KLQS6xo40kI
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Fraggle Rock | Opening Theme | The Jim Henson Company
YouTube video by The Jim Henson Company
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Joe McSpider @joemcspider.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is the movie equivalent of invading Afghanistan.
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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