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ZombiManos

@zombimanos.bsky.social
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Mid-Ohio. Guitarist/singer for 99 Spirits. Sufferer of multiple degenerative joint diseases. Spoonie/chronically ill. Mst3k. Columbo. Takashi Miike. Eraserhead. Also a serious sleep disorder for good measure. Still can't DM due to illegal Ohio laws.

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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 2h
This movie initially takes itself so seriously, then devolves into a lazy slasher. Also has maybe the most predictable twist ever. Hey, Martin Landau & Jack Palance, wtf lol letterboxd.com/zombimanos/f...
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A ★★ review of Alone in the Dark (1982)
This movie initially takes itself so seriously, then devolves into a lazy slasher. Also has maybe the most predictable twist ever. Hey, Martin Landau & Jack Palance, wtf lol
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 4h
Not only did Vivek Ramaswamy just demonstrate that he's not strong enough to even pick up a child, he also showed everyone that he's a terrible father who never holds his children & isn't used to it (now run along back to our maid who is raising you).
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 6h
I've still never been inside a Cheesecake Factory & i'm vague as to the particulars of such an establishment but that suits me just fine i'm good
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 7h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtOj...
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Kids In The Hall - Mr. Right
YouTube video by chillaxo 1
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 9h
Through 2017 to 2020, tr*mp made me and every chronically ill person reapply for medical insurance cause he wants us fucking dead. During Biden? Nope. But we got the orange shit stain again so back to denying xistence and Eugenics
 Anyway I am flipping off medical ppaperwork
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 9h
Will you still care/fight for me when i'm shoved in an institution, fed expired food, & shackled to a bed?
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Gaijin "Jiangshi" Rando @gaijinrando.bsky.social · 13h
David Lynch applying makeup make-up to Laurel Near on the set of ERASERHEAD (1977) She was BOTD in 1953
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No one ever retroactively talks about Candlebox & i love that for us all (we left them....far behind).
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Shelley @shelleyr.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Kraftwerk—or should I say Neu—in their short lived 1971 formation with Florian Schneider, Michael Rother and Klaus Dinger just bashing away on those drums. Recorded in a studio in Cologne, hence the song title (Köln II), for the youth program"Okidoki."
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So is Jason Lee doing a bunch of commercial voiceovers secretly or what? Is this dude a Jason Lee impersonator? Why do commercial makers think we want to hear Jason Lee sell us shit? What is going on?!! *mock concern*
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Saw a lot of ladies doing this pose at the Eiffel Tower and I thought "what the hell, why not?"
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No one ever retroactively talks about Candlebox & i love that for us all (we left them....far behind).
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I never thought J.D. Vance would sink this low." You didn't??
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*slams open door & strolls into the local wholistic grifter business* "Hey hey! Are these the powerful crystals that killed Andy Kaufman??"
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just checked: there's no Itchy & Scratchy cartoon titled "Itchy the Killer"
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm quiet & busy but also down cause Luna played here & I didn't know Luna was playing here & friends saw Luna but I didn't see Luna cause i didn't know Luna was playing here & i missed seeing a bucket-list band Luna
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Catching up on today's @officehourslive.bsky.social
Emma highlands face juxtaposed with snake Carlson in blues also PHIL BRAUN
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frielf @goblin.fans · 02/10/2026
there are five stages of grief and a secret sixth one you unlock at the DMV
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This person needs to go straight to jail.
Super metroid streamer on youtube with Samus in front of her ship. Entitled Super Metroid: Worst in The Series  [part 7 let' plop]
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There may be a toad in your bass guitar...
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
17-year old me with blue hair right before I went to see Radiohead front row during the OK Computer tour. #tbt
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Frivolous video game talk: okay for real, if you enjoy golf games but are a little bored by them lately, PLUS, you also need a good breezy brain-wipe palate cleanser game, i cannot recommend Normal Golf Game enough. It's scratching the lil'-indie-game-that-could vibes big freakin' time 🙌
i know the screen looks busy but i mean look at this shit you can shit golf balls into huge toilet bowls to progress and level up  you do all these little mini-games there is a guy in the left corner hitting a ball into the outdoors below is showing you are hitting a straight shot the top right gives information to objective and the bottom right is said glorious toilet where a streaking golf ball is being hit
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Point Break would have been even better if all the men were fucking each other throughout the movie.
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i shouldn't post before 2nd cup of coffee for the day!
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When it comes to the show, i wish there was Mary Tyler Moore & not Mary Tyler Less 😢
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
It's time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=K608...
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The Worst Witch (1986) "Halloween Song"
YouTube video by harrypottersdaddy
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This person needs to go straight to jail.
Super metroid streamer on youtube with Samus in front of her ship. Entitled Super Metroid: Worst in The Series  [part 7 let' plop]
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
September 30th vs. October 1st
Alex Winter in Freaked, first pic normal, second, half his face & body turned into a monster...with pus!
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 30/09/2026
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I, myself, seem to recall it, yes. (!)
Chaney the puppet spread eagle like burt Reynolds on the inside of the first season on dvd, along with the colorful ssecond season cover witht the puppets riding in a shoe over brain planets
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my laptop wants to update windows 11 but i don't wanna
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtu.be/tJXf2-kTF_o?...
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Sonic Youth (live concert) - October 10th, 1985, Schlachthof, Bremen, Germany
YouTube video by Mike's Archive
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
also thank you Normal Golf Game for swooping in and keeping me sane the last few days
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if some of us dip out during this time and you wonder why, you also kinda know why.
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What I think I mean by this is that when people start talking about sexual assault in the abstract you start to lose sight of the fact that rape actually happens to real human people
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If there's ever a blu ray boxset of Jan Svankmajer films/work, I'm gonna lose my shit.
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've a soft spot in my heart for the tv series based off of Friday the 13th & Nightmare on Elm Street. They were so disappointing as a child cause they rarely referenced their namesakes, but you felt like there was something on tv you weren't suppose to watch as a kid, forbidden, & that ruled.
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love all kinds of different types of mustards, but yellow ass yellow mustard has it's place.
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i am about to post a venting-video about being weaned off of anti-inflammatory meds instead of cut off, repeatedly, over & over, & how it fucks over your body.
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The amount of Dave Mathews Band live i had to suffer through just to buy pot in 2002 alone was criminal.
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David I. Jenkins @scriptdave.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drunk guy just puked during Bizarre Love Triangle.
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Detroiters is leaving netflix, I'm reminding both you & i, because it needs yet another rewatch on my part.
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i will get a CD player installed into every car i own till the day i die.
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sick of youngins saying you shouldn't expect to make music a job when they consider it just a hobby when i eeked out a living as a musician from 1999 to 2014 cause, especially longer ago, you could get paid hundreds of dollars in your own town, before Bush tanked the economy & ruined it for everyone
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1950's repression coming out in desperate, subtle, tiny ways was unparalleled.
FUCKING FISH STICKS WITH PINEAPPLE IN A ENTIRELY UNAPPETIZING PLATE 50S STYLE
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lunar eclipse. 5 in the morning in 2007. Saw a 3-red-point triangle ufo skip back & forth absolutely silent over my head & watched it over the skyline for several minutes. Went from a non-believer up to 27-years old to suddenly "that guy." (This is basically what I saw)
Red dot ufo you can see through as it flies like it's cloaked. Very similar to what I saw over some treelines
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyway before the pandemic I hadn't been on dates since my early 20s and that's mostly because I realized how demisexual I am & for 20 years I got to know all the women I started seeing as friends first. This way always works out best.
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
episode 033
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ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey hey The Beastmaster decided to ditch the animals and take a love boat vacation cruise !
The photographer and the beastmaster dude, looking entirely too concerned on the deck of the love boat
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