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Joel Stocker

@joelinthecloud.social
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He/him. Import 🇳🇱 Floridian. I swear. 🏈🐬 Lead Product Marketing @ControlUp.com #EUC #DEX #translivesmatter

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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 14/06/2026
On, because you insist... #fifaworldcup #curacao
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 07/05/2026
First meme that came to mind. This is written in trump truth social post style
An elderly man stands in a concrete driveway in front of a house. In front of him, the words "BLACKS RULE" are spray-painted in black on the driveway. Next to the graffiti lies a torn and partially burned Confederate battle flag attached to a short pole. The man is wearing a light blue button-down shirt, blue jeans, and black shoes, looking directly at the camera with a neutral expression. In the background are green bushes and a one-story house with white siding and blue trim.
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 17/01/2026
Visiting my mom in The Netherlands for a few days. The weather is gloomy and foggy, but it makes for pretty nighttime pictures
A picture of a tree at night with fog in the background and spooky lighting
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 28/11/2025
I think I managed to order (2) the LEGO Star Trek USS Enterprise that went on sale at midnight. The email is very generic. PayPal says authorization in progress, but the site confirmed the order. I don't think I've been this excited about a Lego piece since the "yellow castle" in the early 80s
A screenshot of an order confirmation email from Lego showing surprisingly little information A LEGO box with a picture of the LEGO Start Trek USS Enterprise printed on it
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 23/11/2025
Not leaving anything to chance #f1 #maxverstappen
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 12/10/2025
I tried to capture my emotions during the Miami Dolphins game...
A collage showing 4 picture of a very handsome middle aged man in a Miami Dolphins jersey showing different facial emotions and body language. The setting is a living room, and the man seems to be watching TV, presumably a Dolphins game.

In the first one he looks at the camera and has a look of "here we go again, maybe this week will be different" but without much confidence 

In the second one his titled head seems to express some hope, with a spark of surprise.

The third panel: the attractive man is now standing, indicating that this is towards the end of the game and it's getting exciting, it's possible that the game is tied or about to be tied.

In the fourth and final panel, the man is sitting again. He's leaning forward and his head is resting on his fist. He seems to look into the distance. Sad and disappointed. Like he has been for the last 2 decades.
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 09/09/2025
I was going south when the chaos started. I saw an 18 wheeler about 50 yards in front of me climbing the concrete barrier, trying to go over, but gravity saved my life. It tipped back the other lane. I just had to swerve around a piece of bodywork that made it across www.yahoo.com/news/article...
yahoo.com
Florida Turnpike north is closed due to crash
All lanes on Florida’s Turnpike North in Orange County are closed, causing significant traffic delays.
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 07/09/2025
I signed up for some volunteer thing a little while ago, totally forgetting that Dolphins football was on at the same time Guess there was one winner today 💁🏻‍♂️
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 01/09/2025
Trump's continuous attacks on the rights of minorities are not just distractions designed to change the headlines, they're also distractions for orgs that focus on social justice and provide legal assistance. Resources are being pulled away from assistance for individuals and more end up in jail
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 31/08/2025
Let's go!!! #F1
A cropped picture of a TV banner saying Dutch Grand Prix
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 27/08/2025
Today I woke up as a single man again. Divorce #2 in the books. This one was a rollercoaster and maybe lost myself a little bit and but will find me again. Time to love myself for a while (I'll try lol). I have no regrets though. Will look back and remember the good parts. What's next? Unwritten
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 17/08/2025
Have they tried not sending a cop with a gun to "help"? I don't know, could work? (It works)
Miami herald News headline that says:
BROWARD COUNTY

Man dies after being
shot at by Broward
deputy who came to
help him: BSO

The Broward Sheriff's Office said
the man attacked the deputy
when they tried to help him,
which led to them firing their
weapon.
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 16/08/2025
I've learned a crazy amount of things about the (FL) legal system this past week. And it's all so broken. And the culprit is, maybe unsurprisingly, late stage capitalism. The system is so broken that it's hard to find proper representation, even for things that are constitutionally protected rights
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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
That sinking feeling you get when you realize you may have trusted the wrong person
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 25/07/2025
If you ever owned a dog, you know this is 100% accurate. Just replace the owls with whatever your crazy dog is into. Mine is either a squirrel or, most of the time, nothing
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 18/07/2025
Raleigh: I am in you 👋🏻
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PSConfEU @psconf.eu · 14/07/2025
🌐 Learn APIs the fun way: with Blue Sky & PowerShell. At #PSConfEU 2025, @thorsten.butz.io showed how to: ✔ Post via Invoke-RestMethod ✔ Manage tokens ✔ Explore DIDs & social tech 🎟️ Early bird 2026 → psconf.eu #PowerShell #BlueSky #RESTAPI #Automation
youtu.be
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Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 26/06/2025
MSNBC being MSNBC. What did they expect with giving those rinos like Steele a job
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 22/06/2025
So we're just going to post through this? Ok
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 21/06/2025
I call gender affirming care "life saving" because I've buried too many friends who didn't have access.
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Trentent 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @trententtye.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Anyone out there still using Citrix UPM or Citrix Profile Containers? Do you have any tricks or settings that are MUST HAVES to make it go faster?
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 10/06/2025
When in Rome...
A picture of the Colosseum in Rome
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 08/06/2025
This Rolland Garros final is some level
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 26/05/2025
Wow, right in the nuts...
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
THREAD. When my parents' cat Bridget went missing, my dad, to try to ease his worry, painted her on a variety of historical ventures. Soon, these numbered in the dozens. After much nagging, my dad has had some postcards printed of this brilliant series: michaelcoxmoredaysthansausages.bigcartel.com
The Girl With The Cat EarringBridget Hangs Out With The Hunters In The SnowBridget Meets The Beatles On Abbey RoadBridget Does Edward Hopper
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 26/05/2025
thehill.com/homenews/sta... “We celebrate today that our father, husband, and grandfather, Phil Robertson, is now with the Lord,” the post read. It would be rude to not celebrate with them 🎉
thehill.com
Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson, 79, dies
Phil Robertson, the star of “Duck Dynasty,” has died at the age of 79. Robertson’s family announced his death in a post on Facebook. “We celebrate today that our father, husband, and grandfather, P…
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 17/05/2025
Miami Heat fans watching these playoffs:
The Onion news headline dated June 22 2021 with original text "De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’" modified to read "Heat fans: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A NBA team That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 05/05/2025
E-thot Socialism? That sounds awesome, sign me up!
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 02/05/2025
Zuck: the average American has three friends
Still frame from the movie Total Recall (2012) showing a woman with 3 boobs
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 28/04/2025
He's not wrong. I just found this book. Everything is woke now
A book cover that says Monumental America - the memorials and statues that celebrate US history but with the word statues changed to "woke"
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 27/04/2025
Amazing to read the comments and quote posts and see how many people don't get what the message this picture is saying
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 27/04/2025
This is so frustrating. It just means that whenever I hang out with other guys my age it's more likely they support him than not. And even if I hang out with slightly younger guys it's about 50/50. And if I hang out with guys even younger it just gets a bit creepy.
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 27/04/2025
With the selfie cam: vote wisely #Canada 🇨🇦 (not the right "leaning" populist)
Joel on a floaty in his pool, wearing a blue UV protection tshirt and wearing a red baseball cap with Canada and a maple leave stitched on it
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 27/04/2025
This is what Sunday's are for...
Picture taken from eye level of Joel sitting in a floaty in a pool. The picture shows a leg with red swim shorts and a hand grasping a stanley cup. In the background there's a blue sky with a few small clouds and past the edge of the pool there's a lawn, a palm tree and a white fence
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 26/04/2025
Kinda odd to see a post like this if it's not September-January (ok...December)
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 24/04/2025
Hey, my boss is like this. Also the one before that. Now I think of it, also the one before that. I think current boss is on here somewhere
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 23/04/2025
@microsoft.com finally decided to give Intune a proper icon/logo. Long overdue (the one that everyone seems to use in their content was never the official one I think)
The letter "n" logo accompanied by a stylized blue wave design
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 22/04/2025
"Year of VDI" syndrome. It's always next year...
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luna @imlunahey.com · 21/04/2025
cant believe jd vance killed the pope. crazy times we live in.
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 18/04/2025
Take 8 minutes today to watch this video and then spend the rest of your weekend wondering how the US will ever catch up...
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 17/04/2025
This feels more like something you'd see on a screen in a disaster/alien invasion Hollywood blockbuster
CNN website modal with the text "Start the day here
Trump administration ramps up attacks on Harvard. Island-wide blackout hits Puerto Rico. Colossal squid captured on video."
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 24/03/2025
I reverse jinxed it 🏀
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 23/03/2025
I see the Miami Heat are up double digits. That's a shame, another loss
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Rory Monaghan @rorymon.com · 20/03/2025
New episode! 🚨 In this episode, I cover the announcement of Google's largest ever acquisition, provide info on issues caused by this month's Windows Updates and much more! 🔊Listen: on.soundcloud.com/oHDJrjoyKFGB... 📺View: youtu.be/2PzCFcj-tDs?... 👀Preview:
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 16/03/2025
Or course Google AI, more details about star fruit is what I was going for here...
Google AI search results for "that's a shape so close" search query stating that a tweet interaction that became a popular meme: "So close that's a shape" is a phrase associated with star fruit, also known as carambola. When cut in cross-section, the fruit's distinctive ridges reveal a star-like shape, earning it its name. Star fruit is a juicy tropical fruit native to Southeast Asia and India, where it's widely cultivated and popular.
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 15/03/2025
Ok, the #F1 season can now officially start. Put together the Red Bull Lego F1 car. Stickers were a little bit of a PITa (🥁) but a fun build 🏎️
Box for the Lego Red Bull racing F1 carThe Lego Red Bull racing F1 car put together
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 12/03/2025
And this is why the Dems will never truly be in power. They always cave. And it is totally performative. Hiding behind the "millions of people". Guess what: now you have half of those that were never going to vote for you, and the other half that will never vote for you again
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Luise Freese 👑 @luisefreese.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
✨💻✍Did you know that you can contribute to the #Microsoft365 platform community blog? We want your posts about how you extend Microsoft 365 - regardless if you are doing this code-first or low-code! 👉 Here is how to get started:
pnp.github.io
How to contribute to this blog
Everyone’s voice matters! We want to publish your content on all things you build with code, low-code, no-code on and around Microsoft 365.
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 08/03/2025
If it wasn't already 10 minutes past my bedtime I would be writing a scolding letter to send to the Bluesky company about this... Elderly!
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 24/02/2025
I think you mean delve into
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