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Joel Stocker

@joelinthecloud.social
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He/him. Import 🇳🇱 Floridian. I swear. 🏈🐬 Lead Product Marketing @ControlUp.com #EUC #DEX #translivesmatter

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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 14/06/2026
On, because you insist... #fifaworldcup #curacao
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 07/05/2026
First meme that came to mind. This is written in trump truth social post style
An elderly man stands in a concrete driveway in front of a house. In front of him, the words "BLACKS RULE" are spray-painted in black on the driveway. Next to the graffiti lies a torn and partially burned Confederate battle flag attached to a short pole. The man is wearing a light blue button-down shirt, blue jeans, and black shoes, looking directly at the camera with a neutral expression. In the background are green bushes and a one-story house with white siding and blue trim.
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 17/01/2026
Visiting my mom in The Netherlands for a few days. The weather is gloomy and foggy, but it makes for pretty nighttime pictures
A picture of a tree at night with fog in the background and spooky lighting
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 28/11/2025
I think I managed to order (2) the LEGO Star Trek USS Enterprise that went on sale at midnight. The email is very generic. PayPal says authorization in progress, but the site confirmed the order. I don't think I've been this excited about a Lego piece since the "yellow castle" in the early 80s
A screenshot of an order confirmation email from Lego showing surprisingly little information A LEGO box with a picture of the LEGO Start Trek USS Enterprise printed on it
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 23/11/2025
Not leaving anything to chance #f1 #maxverstappen
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 12/10/2025
I tried to capture my emotions during the Miami Dolphins game...
A collage showing 4 picture of a very handsome middle aged man in a Miami Dolphins jersey showing different facial emotions and body language. The setting is a living room, and the man seems to be watching TV, presumably a Dolphins game.

In the first one he looks at the camera and has a look of "here we go again, maybe this week will be different" but without much confidence 

In the second one his titled head seems to express some hope, with a spark of surprise.

The third panel: the attractive man is now standing, indicating that this is towards the end of the game and it's getting exciting, it's possible that the game is tied or about to be tied.

In the fourth and final panel, the man is sitting again. He's leaning forward and his head is resting on his fist. He seems to look into the distance. Sad and disappointed. Like he has been for the last 2 decades.
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 31/08/2025
Let's go!!! #F1
A cropped picture of a TV banner saying Dutch Grand Prix
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 31/08/2025
How British/Commonwealth of you...
Fancy Winnie the Pooh meme with regular Pooh wearing a red insane people cap with the word Defense next to it and fancy Pooh having an insane people flag and a nice people flag on his jacket and the word Defence next to it
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 30/08/2025
SpongeBob yells girls love broccoli
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 18/08/2025
🫡
A collection of LEGOs
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 17/08/2025
Have they tried not sending a cop with a gun to "help"? I don't know, could work? (It works)
Miami herald News headline that says:
BROWARD COUNTY

Man dies after being
shot at by Broward
deputy who came to
help him: BSO

The Broward Sheriff's Office said
the man attacked the deputy
when they tried to help him,
which led to them firing their
weapon.
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 07/07/2025
Screenshot of a roster from the 1994 SNES Fighting Baseball game that shows a lot of "American sounding" fake names
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 18/06/2025
On Android (I think latest version) when on my profile page and I click on the 3 dots I see a "search posts" option
Screenshot of Bluesky app profile page with menu options
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 17/06/2025
A deawing of a person looking at themselves in a mirror and pointing at themselves. It could be they're motivating themselves, but it could also be that they're threatening or taunting themselves. For some reason this magical mirror removes color, so their mirror self is grey scale
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 10/06/2025
Had this installed next to the bed
Physical NPS feedback buttons with green, yellow and red buttons
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 10/06/2025
When in Rome...
A picture of the Colosseum in Rome
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 03/06/2025
Still frame from tv interview of a football en player with the Closed caption "they had us in the first half. Not gonna lie"
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 17/05/2025
Miami Heat fans watching these playoffs:
The Onion news headline dated June 22 2021 with original text "De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’" modified to read "Heat fans: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A NBA team That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 13/05/2025
Is that the tech equivalent of this?
Rob Lowe wearing a cap with the NFL logo
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 02/05/2025
Zuck: the average American has three friends
Still frame from the movie Total Recall (2012) showing a woman with 3 boobs
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 28/04/2025
He's not wrong. I just found this book. Everything is woke now
A book cover that says Monumental America - the memorials and statues that celebrate US history but with the word statues changed to "woke"
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 27/04/2025
With the selfie cam: vote wisely #Canada 🇨🇦 (not the right "leaning" populist)
Joel on a floaty in his pool, wearing a blue UV protection tshirt and wearing a red baseball cap with Canada and a maple leave stitched on it
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 27/04/2025
This is what Sunday's are for...
Picture taken from eye level of Joel sitting in a floaty in a pool. The picture shows a leg with red swim shorts and a hand grasping a stanley cup. In the background there's a blue sky with a few small clouds and past the edge of the pool there's a lawn, a palm tree and a white fence
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 23/04/2025
@microsoft.com finally decided to give Intune a proper icon/logo. Long overdue (the one that everyone seems to use in their content was never the official one I think)
The letter "n" logo accompanied by a stylized blue wave design
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 17/04/2025
This feels more like something you'd see on a screen in a disaster/alien invasion Hollywood blockbuster
CNN website modal with the text "Start the day here
Trump administration ramps up attacks on Harvard. Island-wide blackout hits Puerto Rico. Colossal squid captured on video."
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 06/04/2025
I have this tshirt, so pretty clear
A T-shirt with Nicholas Cage's face and John Travolta printed as caption
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 16/03/2025
Or course Google AI, more details about star fruit is what I was going for here...
Google AI search results for "that's a shape so close" search query stating that a tweet interaction that became a popular meme: "So close that's a shape" is a phrase associated with star fruit, also known as carambola. When cut in cross-section, the fruit's distinctive ridges reveal a star-like shape, earning it its name. Star fruit is a juicy tropical fruit native to Southeast Asia and India, where it's widely cultivated and popular.
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 15/03/2025
Ok, the #F1 season can now officially start. Put together the Red Bull Lego F1 car. Stickers were a little bit of a PITa (🥁) but a fun build 🏎️
Box for the Lego Red Bull racing F1 carThe Lego Red Bull racing F1 car put together
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 08/03/2025
A picture of a robot typing on a laptop
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 22/02/2025
Zuff has decided it's time for food
A picture of my dog Zuff, right in my face, threatening look on his face, ready to throw some punches
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 21/02/2025
I ordered 10000 of these. Do you have an address?
A white pin that has pink text on it that says "I never thought Leopards would eat MY face"
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 16/02/2025
I just found out that I am (was?) on a list called "I Hate Cable News", because I follow @maddow.msnbc.com. That's some next-level hating 😂
Screenshot from clearsky website showing a "I Hate Cable News" list with the description "Followers of Rachel Maddow. I recommend muting, not blocking."
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 16/02/2025
Send out the pin!
A white pin that has pink text on it that says "I never thought Leopards would eat MY face"
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 08/02/2025
I've got these but it seems that people are having mixed results on Mac, especially with USB. Bluetooth seems fine. Very comfortable on the head
A box for steelseries arctis Nova pro wireless headset
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 03/02/2025
Recently received this as the winner of my FF league this season. Hbd Bob Griese 🎉
A Miami Dolphins mini helmet with Bob Griese autograph
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 31/01/2025
Guess we're doing this again
Bluesky muted words settings screen, showing 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 as the muted word
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 28/01/2025
Fort Lauderdale bound. With the "high speed" Brightline train 🚅
Sign in a brightline train showing stops between Orlando and Miami
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 28/01/2025
A couple of days ago they force pushed a notification for trump's personal account, which I blocked and now they're pushing his potus account (which is now also blocked). Zuck is all in.
Screenshot of Instagram notification for the POTUS account of trump
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 28/01/2025
Getting my T-shirt ready
A T-shirt with "I told you so" printed on it
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 26/01/2025
It's basically like a pile of gold...
A lot of Nespresso coffee pods
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 25/01/2025
I stand corrected, they made that a lot easier. Had to do a few clicks but wasn't as bad as this used to be
Confirmation screen on Adobe subscription cancellation
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 23/01/2025
Google Gemini is the same as all the other AI tools, mostly garbage and can't even get the most basic things right...
Screenshot from Gemini contradicting itself
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 23/01/2025
Why would they be selling sweatshirts with tears... #FinsUp
Screenshot from an email from the Miami Dolphins store with the subject "Dolphins Sweatshirts To Fit Your Fandom"
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 20/01/2025
Me today (just today)
A person on a beach with their head buried in the sand
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 19/01/2025
Omg no... it's really down, they really did it!!! Oh, just maintenance. Our service will be back soon @controlup.com
Screenshot from the ControlUp ONE DEX platform maintenance page
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 18/01/2025
Me on my most recent domestic flight:
Airplane seat with no armrest
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 15/01/2025
Dwyane Wade is on RedNote 🔥🏀
Screenshot of Dwyane Wade video on the RedNote app
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 13/01/2025
"another 2 minute warning, but it's with 4 minutes left"
X but Y Don Draper meme
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 12/01/2025
When you're the only Dolphins fan in a work group chat with Bills fans #FinsUp
Screenshot from slack with 3 messages: Go Bills with party emoji, go bills!, and Go Broncos with clown emoji
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 12/01/2025
And that's another one gone...no more twitter, threads or Facebook Would love to drop meta accounts altogether, but with both international work, and mostly family using Whatsapp, can't completely move away
Facebook deletion confirmation email
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