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Joel Stocker

@joelinthecloud.social
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He/him. Import 🇳🇱 Floridian. I swear. 🏈🐬 Lead Product Marketing @ControlUp.com #EUC #DEX #translivesmatter

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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 14/06/2026
On, because you insist... #fifaworldcup #curacao
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 07/05/2026
First meme that came to mind. This is written in trump truth social post style
An elderly man stands in a concrete driveway in front of a house. In front of him, the words "BLACKS RULE" are spray-painted in black on the driveway. Next to the graffiti lies a torn and partially burned Confederate battle flag attached to a short pole. The man is wearing a light blue button-down shirt, blue jeans, and black shoes, looking directly at the camera with a neutral expression. In the background are green bushes and a one-story house with white siding and blue trim.
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 14/03/2026
Excellent cat placement
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 13/03/2026
Ew. But I guess not unusual this time of year for you
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 13/03/2026
My message went in the wrong part of the thread...look up!
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 13/03/2026
It's 67 right now here in Orlando, sitting on my patio. I'm not complaining
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 12/03/2026
No extra time, so unfortunately I only got to enjoy it during the breaks from the work event I was at
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 11/03/2026
I had a 1 day work trip to NYC today and I couldn't have picked a better day (well except for the having to work part). 75F feel like temps and blue skies. Hope you enjoyed your day Melody
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 05/02/2026
I'm ready
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 24/01/2026
Hoping there will be more frisky days ahead
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 17/01/2026
Visiting my mom in The Netherlands for a few days. The weather is gloomy and foggy, but it makes for pretty nighttime pictures
A picture of a tree at night with fog in the background and spooky lighting
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 28/11/2025
I think I managed to order (2) the LEGO Star Trek USS Enterprise that went on sale at midnight. The email is very generic. PayPal says authorization in progress, but the site confirmed the order. I don't think I've been this excited about a Lego piece since the "yellow castle" in the early 80s
A screenshot of an order confirmation email from Lego showing surprisingly little information A LEGO box with a picture of the LEGO Start Trek USS Enterprise printed on it
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 23/11/2025
Not leaving anything to chance #f1 #maxverstappen
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 12/10/2025
I tried to capture my emotions during the Miami Dolphins game...
A collage showing 4 picture of a very handsome middle aged man in a Miami Dolphins jersey showing different facial emotions and body language. The setting is a living room, and the man seems to be watching TV, presumably a Dolphins game.

In the first one he looks at the camera and has a look of "here we go again, maybe this week will be different" but without much confidence 

In the second one his titled head seems to express some hope, with a spark of surprise.

The third panel: the attractive man is now standing, indicating that this is towards the end of the game and it's getting exciting, it's possible that the game is tied or about to be tied.

In the fourth and final panel, the man is sitting again. He's leaning forward and his head is resting on his fist. He seems to look into the distance. Sad and disappointed. Like he has been for the last 2 decades.
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 05/10/2025
I mean...
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 09/09/2025
I was going south when the chaos started. I saw an 18 wheeler about 50 yards in front of me climbing the concrete barrier, trying to go over, but gravity saved my life. It tipped back the other lane. I just had to swerve around a piece of bodywork that made it across www.yahoo.com/news/article...
yahoo.com
Florida Turnpike north is closed due to crash
All lanes on Florida’s Turnpike North in Orange County are closed, causing significant traffic delays.
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 07/09/2025
I signed up for some volunteer thing a little while ago, totally forgetting that Dolphins football was on at the same time Guess there was one winner today 💁🏻‍♂️
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 01/09/2025
If your cassowaries plan works, this is not needed
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 01/09/2025
Thought you were buying emus?
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 01/09/2025
Trump's continuous attacks on the rights of minorities are not just distractions designed to change the headlines, they're also distractions for orgs that focus on social justice and provide legal assistance. Resources are being pulled away from assistance for individuals and more end up in jail
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 31/08/2025
That reminds me, need to get the box of "pumpkin decor" from the garage
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 31/08/2025
Let's go!!! #F1
A cropped picture of a TV banner saying Dutch Grand Prix
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 31/08/2025
You know, this is sound advice. Just single again, so might use this as a measure when meeting people (slowly)
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 31/08/2025
How British/Commonwealth of you...
Fancy Winnie the Pooh meme with regular Pooh wearing a red insane people cap with the word Defense next to it and fancy Pooh having an insane people flag and a nice people flag on his jacket and the word Defence next to it
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 30/08/2025
SpongeBob yells girls love broccoli
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 30/08/2025
People are saying
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 29/08/2025
Did you catch an astronaut or something
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 27/08/2025
Today I woke up as a single man again. Divorce #2 in the books. This one was a rollercoaster and maybe lost myself a little bit and but will find me again. Time to love myself for a while (I'll try lol). I have no regrets though. Will look back and remember the good parts. What's next? Unwritten
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 27/08/2025
Good morning 👋
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 26/08/2025
There's nuances to what facts are. It depends on what field you are coming from. Philosophy vs science vs journalism all have different views on this. When you say "planets don't exist, it's a term we made up to classify things" implies to me that facts are relative. I'm just yapping...
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 26/08/2025
Pluto is a planet
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 26/08/2025
An educated guess is a theory and a facts are observations but still provisional? So facts are relative
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 26/08/2025
I get what you're saying, but your scientist followers might say "uhm akshually ☝️"
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 24/08/2025
You mean the taint?
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 24/08/2025
Long time I felt this good about our 3rd QB
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 23/08/2025
I read that in the UK, which has age verification for social media, they are considering adding age verification requirements for VPN...so there's that
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 18/08/2025
🫡
A collection of LEGOs
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 17/08/2025
Have they tried not sending a cop with a gun to "help"? I don't know, could work? (It works)
Miami herald News headline that says:
BROWARD COUNTY

Man dies after being
shot at by Broward
deputy who came to
help him: BSO

The Broward Sheriff's Office said
the man attacked the deputy
when they tried to help him,
which led to them firing their
weapon.
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 17/08/2025
There was a game today?
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 16/08/2025
I apologize. You are absolutely right. And thank you for your remarkable insights and being so patient with me
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 16/08/2025
And gunpowder
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 16/08/2025
Counterpoint: give the clumsy girl the bomb It's just so much more exhilarating
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 16/08/2025
That steak looks absolutely delicious
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 16/08/2025
I've learned a crazy amount of things about the (FL) legal system this past week. And it's all so broken. And the culprit is, maybe unsurprisingly, late stage capitalism. The system is so broken that it's hard to find proper representation, even for things that are constitutionally protected rights
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 09/08/2025
Jeez... Fail* not feel
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 08/08/2025
How do you feel an eye exam. You get to go frame shopping. Sounds like a win
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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
That sinking feeling you get when you realize you may have trusted the wrong person
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 30/07/2025
I was shaking my head yes And I don't ride the bus here in the US. It's a completely different experience than in The Netherlands
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 30/07/2025
You won't believe the timing of me reading this post
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · 29/07/2025
Hey this happened to me the other night. One moment I was doing [redacted] on my lounger, and a moment later I woke up in bed. It seems I never finished [redacted]
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