Joe @joeinn.es · 28/09/2026music.apple.com/hu/album/goo...music.apple.comGood Enough by Emarosa on Apple MusicSong · 2026 · Duration 3:33 000
Joe @joeinn.es · 25/09/2026I might be late to the party but Gore. is fronted by a literal NASA engineer. music.apple.com/hu/album/cru... What a life to be leading.music.apple.comCrucified by Gore. on Apple MusicSong · 2026 · Duration 3:10 000
Joe @joeinn.es · 16/09/2026Every morning my four-year-old and I “race” to see who can finish brushing teeth the fastest. We both have electric toothbrushes with built in two-minute timers, and I always put his toothpaste on first. Every day I wonder if today will be the day he realises. But today, he won again. 020
Joe @joeinn.es · 14/09/2026I just typed "I woke up in a king sized bed, tick of a clock, stranger to my left" into Google because I wanted to look up a song (looks like it's called 'Trophy Wife' by Zorro, btw), but Google has launched me into some Zork-esque interactive fiction? What is this? 010
Reposted by Joeｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓ @coyotes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i didnt even look at the new iphone benchmarks until now. What the fuck do you mean single core performance score is MORE THAN DOUBLE my PC. What the fuck do you mean the multicore performance is identical when i have 16 cores. Stop feeding the apple engineers so much cocaine. This is so fucked 424014
Joe @joeinn.es · 02/09/2026@matt.evil.gay Dunno when you shipped it but the new UI for Piper looks awesome! 110
Joe @joeinn.es · 11/08/2026Hey Siri, set a timer for fifty minutes! Fifteen minute timer, counting down. Hey Siri, no, set a timer for fifty minutes! Fifteen minute timer, counting down. Ffs, hey Siri, set a fifty minute timer! Fifteen minute timer, counting down. 🙄 Hey Siri, set a forty-nine minute timer. 010
Joe @joeinn.es · 10/08/2026I get the point, but I think scare quotes are unnecessary, and do we expect fresh developers not to use AI at all? A more positive spin: If you’re a new contributor to a project, pick two or three things that really matter, fix them, and show why you care with a well written PR description. 120
Reposted by JoeP(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 04/08/2026I don't approve of what this director did, but I do understand it 616118
Reposted by JoeAxe Ghost. On Steam! @axeghostgame.bsky.social · 01/08/2026'the simple fact that something is predicting the next token doesn't place any meaningful limits on its abilities' Robert Miles's original here: x.com/robertskmile... 5457
Joe @joeinn.es · 31/07/2026telex.hu/belfold/2026... So now everyone will work from home with their air con on, instead of from the office? Will this actually reduce energy consumption or rather just move it from Telekom's balance sheet?telex.huTávmunkát rendel el, lekapcsolja székháza kivilágítását a TelekomA rendkívüli helyzetre reagál így a cég. 010
Reposted by JoePieter Montoulieu @montoulieu.dev · 26/07/2026Started work on a PCVR port yesterday for a game I’ve been dreaming of playing in VR. Here’s Metal Gear Solid 2 running on an Apple Vision Pro. 67914
Reposted by Joepngwn @pngwn.at · 25/07/2026what they do in private is none of your business, claude. 041
Joe @joeinn.es · 21/07/2026Supporting Caste is such a great album music.apple.com/hu/album/sup...music.apple.comSupporting Caste by Propagandhi on Apple MusicAlbum · 2009 · 12 Songs 000
Joe @joeinn.es · 20/07/2026music.apple.com/hu/album/eve... New Menzingers!music.apple.comEverything I Ever Saw by The Menzingers on Apple MusicAlbum · 2026 · 11 Songs 000
Joe @joeinn.es · 20/07/2026Talking about nominee for Hungary’s next president, Polgár Judit (Judith Citizen) with my wife, I asked her if she’d ever heard of the theory of nominative determinism. She replied “no, but I can guess from the name”. Exactly, Mrs Innes, exactly. 000
Joe @joeinn.es · 18/07/2026There has been considerable "jeopardy inflation" in movies between the 1980s and today. interconnected.org/home/2026/07...interconnected.orgFrozen 2 should be rated RPosted on Friday 17 Jul 2026. 1,014 words, 2 links. By Matt Webb. 031
Reposted by JoeWebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org · 17/07/2026MSN Messenger emoticons in 2003 28729148
Joe @joeinn.es · 17/07/2026Your *ahem* periodic reminder that *everyone* is trying to monetise your private data. www.bbc.com/future/artic...bbc.comThe privacy problems hidden in your period trackerSome apps are sharing users' health data. New research uncovers which apps lock down your privacy, and which don't. 000
Reposted by JoeAnselm Eickhoff @anselm.io · 16/07/2026It feels novel because most ‘realtime databases’ ask you to build an app around their hosted backend. Jazz makes each participant feel like it has a real local database, then turns synchronization into the substrate.” 001
Reposted by JoeEmma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 24/06/2026It was inevitable, wasn't it🙄 Of course the Telegraph would run with something like this👇 So let's remove some of the rose-tinted spectacles and also look at some of that data comparing 1976 with modern heat waves Because the 1976 nostalgia porn is wearing a bit thin at this stage 🧵1/23 16531861761
Reposted by Joemidwest emo fan @natalie.sh · 14/07/2026so this is where all the font guys get all their templates from 2151
Joe @joeinn.es · 13/07/2026Let me get this strait (ahem)… 20% payable to the US to travel through the Strait of Hormuz which is *checks* 10 000 km away? What the…? Is there precedent for something like this? 100
Joe @joeinn.es · 12/07/2026Would love to be at @localfirstconf.com this weekend, but new dad duties come first. If you’re going, see if you can spot the @jazz.tools team! 020
Joe @joeinn.es · 11/07/2026For a match billed as a clash of the titans between Kane and Haarland, they seem to be supporting characters rather than the main event so far… 000
Joe @joeinn.es · 10/07/2026Pet peeve: someone parking badly so they overflow into the next space, so then I have to overflow into the next space and then the original overflower drives off and now I look like the inconsiderate wanker. Fully appreciate that the person I had to avoid may well not have been the original sinner. 000
Joe @joeinn.es · 10/07/2026One of the funny things about living abroad is that 'gourmet' shops stock super basic products like this at 3 times the price you can get it back home: magentadeli.hu/hu-hu/p/fehe...magentadeli.huMAGENTA DELI 010
Joe @joeinn.es · 09/07/2026Dad tip: Skechers slip-ins. Available in fuck-are-you-clown sizes, comfortable as you like, and you don’t have to put the baby down to put them on. Can’t believe I had to have a second baby to make this discovery. #dadsky 100
Joe @joeinn.es · 07/07/2026Observation compared to ~6 weeks ago: no-one seems to be arguing that Anthropic and OpenAI are losing money on inference any more: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4880...news.ycombinator.comGLM 5.2 and the coming AI margin collapse | Hacker News 000
Reposted by JoeDylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 19/06/2026For £200, you can watch Muse at the O2, from the not-great-not-terrible seats at the side of the stage, for two hours... or you can buy an actual brand new electric guitar and have enough left for a Twix. CONCERT TICKETS SHOULD NOT COST MORE THAN ELECTRIC GUITARS! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON? 1135
Reposted by JoeAndy Bell @bell.bz · 18/06/2026some incredible news for a changebbc.co.ukHPV vaccine means young women now have 'close to zero' risk of cervical cancer deathA new study finds that hundreds of lives have been saved since school-age girls were offered the HPV jab in 2008. 1475
Reposted by JoeDave Letorey @letorey.co.uk · 12/06/2026If you have a trillion dollars in a world where children are starving, you're not a visionary, you're just a cunt 0436
Reposted by Joemr. TIM @timkellogg.me · 04/06/2026Anthropic: “we can’t show raw CoT because IP” actual CoT: “omfg this guy is dumb as rocks. Who tf even asks questions like this?” 3993
Joe @joeinn.es · 29/05/2026Serious Deftones vibes here, and I like it. music.apple.com/hu/album/ica...music.apple.comIcarus by Jutes on Apple MusicSong · 2026 · Duration 3:27 000
Joe @joeinn.es · 26/05/2026This is a fantastic primer from @ente.io, the graphs are beautiful, and the use case is thoughtful and appropriate (legacy access to your photos) ente.com/blog/how-sha...ente.comHow Shamir's Secret Sharing WorksA visual explanation of how threshold secret sharing lets any k of n shares recover a secret. 000
Joe @joeinn.es · 25/05/2026Ignore medical advice. Buy a breathing monitor joeinn.es/blog/breathi...joeinn.esBreathing Monitors & SIDSAstro description 010
Joe @joeinn.es · 20/05/2026What I find very interesting about corporate AI use is at one end, you have people using AI to help them write polite emails to their bosses, and at the other end, bosses using AI to screen and summarise their emails. 000
Reposted by JoeMarc Bernard @marcf.be · 20/05/2026Developer at SAP: writes ABAP to upload ANY file and execute it as SQL statement. No auth check. Nothing. 👀 SAP: Let's ship this as production code to every customer since BW 7.50 🤯 Took 10 years to get a fix 🤣 Me: That includes all ERPs which have embedded BW 💥 SAP Note 3719353 CVSS 9.9 291
Joe @joeinn.es · 19/05/2026When you use @jazz.tools to build your app, all your clients can write at any time, from any region, even concurrently. They'll all eventually converge on the same state by syncing through our edge network. How Sync Works: jazz.tools/docs/concept... 030
Reposted by JoeÁlvaro Montoro @alvaromontoro.com · 14/05/2026CSS trivia fun fact: `bold` and `bolder` are valid font weights in CSS. `bolder` is relative to the parent's `font-weight`, while `bold` has an absolute value of 700. So `bolder` could be less bold than `bold`. 45110
Joe @joeinn.es · 14/05/2026Back in 2020, I gave the Hungarian government my email address so they could email me when they got the Covid vaccine in. For the past 6 years, I’ve been getting very thinly veiled propaganda to that (unique) email address with absolutely nothing to do with Covid and no obvious way to unsubscribe. 100
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