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Joe Genau

@joegenau.bsky.social
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Presbyterian minister, Mets fan, home chef, improv dork, unapologetically progressive.

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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"US foreign policy now hardly exists. It’s been replaced by random whims blurted out by an ignorant, easily confused amateur, who hasn’t done his homework, hasn’t thought through the implications of his declarations, and might very well change his mind without warning..." www.ms.now/news/trump-i...
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Trump stumbles into an international incident of his own making in Ireland
The underlying issue is best approached with a nuanced understanding of history, culture, diplomacy and regional politics. Trump skipped all that.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Graham Platner’s history of sexual assault proves he does not belong in the US Senate. He belongs on the Supreme Court. by Susan Collins
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Joe Genau @joegenau.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Captain’s Log Cabin Republicans — Conservatives who like Star Trek, but fail to grasp its basic message
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Joe Genau @joegenau.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Joe Genau @joegenau.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience. Today they share a beer.
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Joe Genau @joegenau.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number, you picked up the wrong phone. *dialtone*
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Joe Genau @joegenau.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
My head canon: Wallace, after having been taken out in the towers, made a deal with St Peter to get to have another run at life - but he’d go back in time (he was hesitatant) - but he’d go back as twins (he was excited) - he’d have a blast — but he’d eventually have to take care of some vampires.
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Joe Genau @joegenau.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
First time flying out of @jacksonvillefl.bsky.social — what a lovely airport! It’s not the Randy “Macho Man” Savage International Airport I expected, via @kentremendous.bsky.social
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
hearing from sources that Amelia Bedelia has been arrested in connection with the water-pouring assault. "but it was ICE headquarters," she said
moron whining about people pouring water outside the driveway of ICE headquarters
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."
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Joe Genau @joegenau.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
We’ve been waiting for the singularity — what nobody saw coming was that it would simple be a merger of crappy AI and Boomers.
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Joe Genau @joegenau.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
We’re two innings from tariffs on left-handed bat stretchers. #mlb #worldseries #bluejays
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Joe Genau @joegenau.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
For the 387th time this year: YES. I KNOW WHAT “OPPO TACO” MEANS! Ahhh!!! #mlb #alcs #nlcs
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Joe Genau @joegenau.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I started taking a drink every time AJ said “I’m sorry” and now I am too drunk to make a joke about how drunk I am. #alds #tigers #mlb #mariners
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THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I think the only way you could consider autism an epidemic and not gun violence would be if a worm ate part of your brain
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Joe Genau @joegenau.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate!
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation. I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
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MaryAnn McKibben Dana @maryannmcdana.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Just another day on which to be grateful to have had a dad who loved me
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
The Yankees changing their beard policy means, unfortunately, that every former Yankee who Earned His Pinstripes will now have to re-earn them.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
The Musk-Trump administration is objectively pro-cancer
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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 12/02/2025
at home and abroad, their whole plan is for everyone to be poorer, sicker, or just plain dead
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Joe Genau @joegenau.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
They’re looking for grants with the word “pollution” to pull — thus eviscerating fully half of my elementary education. (The other half was to say no to alcohol and drugs, which I eviscerated myself.)
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Joe Genau @joegenau.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
And my skin cleared up!
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 08/02/2025
Call your R reps. If you have a regional accent, make the most of it. Tell them you didn't vote for CANCER and ask them what the hell they're gonna do to stop Musk and Trump. reps.fyi
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
We used to boycott South Africa for apartheid.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
She said it! Six more weeks of winter guys.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
hey quick question does Goliath win in that story
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Joe Genau @joegenau.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Ohhhhh snap
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Mike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Trump rescinded Biden's Executive Order to lower prescription drug costs for Americans, which will be devastating for tens of millions of people. We need to stay focused on issues like that—not on the shiny, offensive distractions like Elon's weird salute.
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Joe Genau @joegenau.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I want to be in the lunch line in heaven behind David Lynch and Bob Uecker. Eternity just got really weird
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
to be fair they did used to have an episode of crash course.
screenshot of a pornhub page of a freebooted Crash Course episode with the title "hot brunette explains industrial economy"
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Current Shithead Rankings: 3. The shitheads flying drones above the fires 2. The shitheads looting 1. The shitheads threatening to withhold federal emergency funds
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Felicity Hannah @felicityhannah.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Given the immense vastness of all the music ever created by humanity, it’s such a weird coincidence that the very best songs all happened to be released when I was aged 14-21.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
My resolution this year (and every year) is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
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Mark Stevens @mark-stevens.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
In the final minutes of It's a Wonderful Life, George Bailey gets to see what the world would look like if it was ruled by a malicious megalomaniac with no empathy and no concern beyond increasing his own personal wealth. Thank goodness that'll never happen.
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Joe Genau @joegenau.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
It’s where my good taste in comedy crosses my schmatlzy taste in music
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
This feels a little silly in retrospect but I think I genuinely believed Rickey Henderson was too cool to die
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
An underrated feeling is when you meet someone, and you realize you have a mutual friend, so you take a picture together and send it to that friend with no context. What a rush!
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Joe Genau @joegenau.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I think I might be a better rapper than I am a wrapper. 😔
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Matthew 28, John 20. Luke 24, Mark 10. That means Matthew and Luke will meet in the finals.
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Joe Genau @joegenau.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
If you get to “Five Gold Rings” and don’t do your best Miss Piggy impression and add a “badum-bum-bum” toward the end, you’re not doing it right. #muppets
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Joe Genau @joegenau.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The annual tradition of pretending we know a ton about show dogs.
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