Reposted by Job Willins
Had a telehealth consult with a doctor about my hand wounds that bleed candy corn.
"Spooky Stigmata," he said.
"What does it mean?" I asked
"You're The Halloween Christ."
"What do we do?"
"As a man of science, I must find you and kill you," he said, closing his laptop.
U.S. Healthcare sucks.
