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@jo-urbestie.bsky.social
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she/her but in a way that makes you uncomfortable i love my wifes

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jo ur bestie @jo-urbestie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if u get the chance to watch the tamil film Dorothy, you should its a very good queer film
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jo ur bestie @jo-urbestie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
control resonant takes a lot of time to really get going but when it does, holy shit its truly breathtaking
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jo ur bestie @jo-urbestie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
jesus, the Underpass in control resonant is just banger after banger of good shit
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jo ur bestie @jo-urbestie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
teenage sex and death at camp miasma is the first elevated romcom
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 24/03/2026
I hear almost every job now is asking for "ai experience"... which is for the most part going to be being injected by bullshitpilled middlemen at recruitment companies rather than the actual hirer imo treat it like you would "3 shipped titles": ignore it and apply anyway, and in a pinch just lie
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 22/03/2024
TUTORIAL TEXT: Press L3 to activate your Lesbian Vision to determine how many fingers to use. MY AAA GIRLFRIEND: That’s too many fingers. TUTORIAL TEXT: She didn’t like that. Try using L1 and R1 to increase or decrease the number of fingers. MY AAA GIRLFRIEND: That’s not enough fingers.
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 24/08/2026
I'm not mad, puppy, I'm disappointed. Not like a stern mother, but in the way your boss gets disappointed when you don't do your job [realising I said the j-word] okay okay okay before you start wailing at the top of ur lungs again can you please grab mommy's noise-cancelling headphones
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 24/08/2026
Listen, puppy, I know it looks really pretty, but mommy actually gives a shit about fire safety, and those fairy lights in ur dog cage are strung up dangerously close to the flannelette blankets inside.
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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
JUNE PARKER: you ever consider being a woman? KAINE PARKER: can't. i don't deserve to be happy. JUNE PARKER: you could be a woman and still be miserable. KAINE PARKER: ...i didn't know that.
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 17/08/2026
an immersive sim is a game that is both immersive and a sim. easy as. half-life is immersive but not a sim. the sims is a sim but it's not immersive. deus ex is an immersive sim. easy
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 03/08/2026
@ Melbourne crew: I'm playing a show at the Rubix in a few weeks, spinning some heady dubstep/breaks stuff w/ @andurrz.bsky.social. Pull up! events.humanitix.com/sfe-plants-v...
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
And then he closed out with going "yeah their culture is essentially the California gold rush, all a mad scramble to be THE ONE ORC who makes it and gets to be on top while the rest of them scrabble in the dirt but they're also all 80s football hooligans who love fighting so they're happy about it"
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I've got a Warhammer Fantasy Lore Chat video about the average life in each of the factions on with one of the Black Library novel writers as a guest and the writer went "oh yeah, Orcs are a metaphor for the American dream. One boss gets to win and thrive and be in charge and 99% of orcs DO NOT"
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
hey girl mind if i pick u up in the distant LOD warthog
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rita hatesville @ritatreats.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
good morning to people
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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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jo ur bestie @jo-urbestie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
box of chocolate biscuits that says "binch"
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 21/06/2026
soundcloud.com/squigjess/ne... Played this and a bunch of other new stuff a few weeks ago at @partyhoundsaus.bsky.social's Neuro Mad night. Recording up now on Soundcloud. Run it up, cunce
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Squig @ NEURO MAD IV: OXFORD ST. CROOKS
Unfortunately, the recording bugged out at the start of the set, so I recreated the rest of the set from scratch (minus one dubplate I'm not allowed to upload lmfao). 00:00 — Squig - Soundboy Suicide
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jo ur bestie @jo-urbestie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
and a couple detail shots of freenhand and other stuff im proud of enamel streaking grime and mud effects basically feel like cheating
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jo ur bestie @jo-urbestie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
i am very proud of how this destrier turned out probably the greatest kit ive ever had the pleasure to build big thanks to my beautiful wife @jess.squi.gg for the photos
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Veldrin @veldrin.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Shetland pony and lesbian giraffe #Deadloch
Fanart of the chararcters Eddie Redcliffe and Dulce Collins from the show Deadloch (season 2). Eddie is a short person with brown complexion and black hair tied up into a messy bun. They are wearing an open tropical shirt over a grey tee, 3/4 pants, and sandals. Dulce is a tall woman with paler complexion and blonde hair tied into a messy ponytail. She is wearing a grey-blue button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up, tucked into dark grey pants and belt, and grey shoes.
Eddie is flipping the bird with both hands and making a mischevious face while Dulce is standing, looking exhausted and pinching the bridge of her nose.
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jo ur bestie @jo-urbestie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
i am very proud of how this destrier turned out probably the greatest kit ive ever had the pleasure to build big thanks to my beautiful wife @jess.squi.gg for the photos
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jo ur bestie @jo-urbestie.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
just about done with this model, apart from the base my wonderful wife @jess.squi.gg took these photos last night it's probably one of the greatest mech kits ive had the pleasure of building
my warhammer knight destrier. it's mostly paintedmy warhammer knight destrier, from a different angle
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
respectful huff
@alexqarbuckle.bsky.social
Al Swearengen: Christ. The Mania impends.

Dan: What is it Al? The coach on the ridge? Them four mop tops?

Al: It's the Beatles, Dan. Quartet of cunts, borne by wind and wagon from darkest Liverpool to blow their jugs here, in our fucking camp.

Johnny: Ringo's my favorite.
July 23, 2023 at 10:47 PM
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Crystal @crystal.undertow.cards · 12/06/2026
the astute viewer will note that the "threw it on the ground" guy still uncritically conforms to gender
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Strange Scaffold @strangescaffold.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Introducing El Paso, Elsewhere 2. 🦇 More Stakes. More Guns. More Slow-Mo. ⚰️ James Savage returns with Vampiric Abilities 🪦 20+ Action-Packed Levels Coming to Steam and Xbox Series X|S Wishlist Now store.steampowered.com/app/3642020/
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
OH I'M SURE IT DOES
A screenshot from 007 First Light where Q says THE LASER STRAP HAS A MULTITUDE OF USES
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Crystal @crystal.undertow.cards · 04/06/2026
guy who calls monarchy a nepocracy
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
these are the stims you find when you’re exploring the Palantir offices in a post-apocalyptic video game
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gormless tomfool bea 💗💜💙 @beesmygod.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
i wrote 12k words about nightreign in order to try to answer the question "what is night in elden ring?" www.beesmygod.com/elden-ring-w... please enjoy.
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Eddie @madzthe3rd.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It must feel good as fuuuuuuuuck to be a cat and hold something with your claws while kicking the shit out of it with your hindlegs
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Yum Yum Podcast @yumyumpodcast.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I think a lot of people who obsess over Disco Elysium should spend less time litigating its legacy and play another game, like Norco, which is a masterpiece that not enough people played.
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
big fan of this piece I did for No Room for a Wallflower
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 17/05/2026
Critical update for Sydney oomfs:
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jo ur bestie @jo-urbestie.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
MY GORGEOUS WIFE
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r. ஆரலி (Ārali) @bassatnite.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Meant to take a photo card today but couldn't so I just put on more makeup
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dec scary @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
setting notification sound to hunter l4d2 scream and posting "robocop is copaganda? and also it's just bad?" then strapping my phone to a high-speed drone and flying it around an elementary school
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🅹-🆂🅾🅽 @mindofjson.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
SHHHIIDDDD!!!!
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jo ur bestie @jo-urbestie.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
you'll botice that you cant buy any games for it
a ps3 sitting on a shelf at a second hand store, next to a couple xbox games, a ps4 game and a pc game
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jo ur bestie @jo-urbestie.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
deadloch season 2 is amazing television they finally made a woke cop show
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👑 Empress of Pulls 👑 @yerfriendmolly.undertow.cards · 02/05/2026
dude no not my brant please don't
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
fried rice, while delicious in theory, has never existed and cannot be made by human beings. it requires rice to be pre-made and refrigerated in advance and we as humans lack the capacity to plan that far ahead. in the future, computers may be able to help us do this
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Video Game Food @vgfood.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Sinner's Sandwich Deadly Premonition
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Crystal @crystal.undertow.cards · 26/04/2026
for the love of all that is fraggable i farking love you
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jo ur bestie @jo-urbestie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
jo is short for jacking off
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
victor gideon: leon you big stupid bitch. i'm going to kill you leon kennedy: i can't be a big stupid bitch. victor gideon: why's that. leon kennedy: you're taller than me. victor gideon: HOURS LATER victor gideon: FUCK victor gideon: victor gideon: FUUUUUUUUCK
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jo ur bestie @jo-urbestie.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
its a real pity that season 2 of poker face is just not very good
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Veldrin @veldrin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Cranky chicken
Fanart of Falin from Dungeon Meshi, in her dragon chimera form. She is looming menacingly, glaring downwards with teeth bared, her hands twisted into claws at her sides. Blood is covering her mouth, down her chest, and covering both hands. The spikes on her wings are just in shot behind her, poiting menacingly in the same direction. She is backlit by a red glow.
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