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@jess.squi.gg
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Bassweight obsessive • Newtype kid, Lime bike cavalier • she/her 🍂🧸🪲🐾☄️💽 • squi.gg

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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 3h
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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SCJ (Classic Formula) @scjre.al · 25/09/2026
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 24/09/2026
Been obsessed for days with this energy drink flavour. What is "white gummy"
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 22/09/2026
Mate, that dense chunk of metaphysical sludge in ur heart? The pain? The rumbling that shakes ur very foundation? Nah yeah that's just the limiter for ur ability to love. Like how trucks have a thing in em that makes it so they can't go over 100 km/h. It just maintains the threshold, chill out dude
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 22/09/2026
Too tired and sad to do good posts today, so just imagine that the fifty retweets of my old bangers is instead a clip show
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 21/06/2026
Transgender butches be obsessed with how their shirt sits in their pants, girl you're worried abt the wrong tuck
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 13/02/2026
Pros of playing a bigger venue: access to a semi-private room where I can sit down and go OOOOAAAAAAHHHH OGGGGHHHHHHHHH MY BOOONESS AAUUUHHHHHHH JEEESUS CHRIST. UUUUUAAAHHHFFGGG
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 01/03/2026
NOISE WARNING FOR THE VID 1ST SET: USB was busted, no backup USB on me, handed over to another DJ while I set up a new USB backstage. END OF 1ST SET: The CDJ just shat itself in absolutely spectacular fashion. 2ND SET: I now know CDJs don't do exFAT. Formatted the USB *on stage*, then played on.
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 22/09/2026
[fucked up off the temu quaaludes going 30 km/h downhill] ii'm the king's cavalry,bitch [kicks over a rank of parked ebikes]
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 19/03/2026
I'm not stress-eatinf, piss off
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 13/04/2026
I'm getting better at it
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 29/03/2026
Hey dude, just checking in on you to see if the inherent sin at the root of your being is, like, still there in your soul and shit. Yeah the one you've had since birth. Shouldn't be hard to excise, I reckon.
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 22/04/2026
Drake is the first ethical lolcow
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 31/03/2026
Found this while trying to find a different old post on my Twitter. What was bro talking about
A screenshot of a quote-retweet on Twitter. The original post is an image of Laois from Dungeon Meshi eating a cheeseburger. The QRT is of me saying: "Laios is the perfect foil to my lesbianism. He's the only man I'd let fuck me bc I'm not worried he's gonna gay-panic-defense me. The worst thing he'd do is just start infodumping abt dungeon ecosystems while his cock is five miles deep in my throat and tickling my stomach acid"A screenshot of a Twitter post, implied to be a reply to the previous post, saying: "I guess, like.... In the same way that I'm T4T, the best way for me to be comfortable with men fucking me is for them to be so brain-searingly autistic with it that my base-line fear instinct is smothered into dormancy"
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 01/04/2026
To me, "happy hardcore" is just "hardcore" to me. Just a peek into my delightful joyous life. A view of how sweet and hopeful my mind is.
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 22/09/2026
Dieselsaurus - Glow (Squig Remix) IS REAL!!!!! Everyone killed it on their remixes!!!!!! Diesel season!!!!!!!!!
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 22/09/2026
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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 16/09/2026
hey remember when I was learning to model water in blender ok well now you know why go listen to the new @dieselsaurus.bsky.social x @arryth.bsky.social banger
arryth.bandcamp.com
resonate, by dieselsaurus & ARRYTH
track by dieselsaurus & ARRYTH
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 22/09/2026
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 18/09/2026
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
He's so fucking right
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
Why did I act like that
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
I shout this at my girlfriend when she s havign a bad day
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
I do like how a lot of Squig's design came from giving my friends artistic license over the small things when drawing her. They're like "hey I put some markings here ig" and I end up making it permanent for any future art. Crowdsourced lookin ass.
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
"posting tummy on your TL"
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Vas @vastonik.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 15/09/2026
After talking to some friends abt this I think I'm just fundamentally behind on learning how to understand art. Like I was sick on the days that we learned how to do it at school, and I never completed the homework bc I missed the 101 lessons.
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blurry smile 🌙🌍 @evangelainy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
hello website i dont use! just letting you all know that my new music zine, DOTFLAK, is now available as a free download from itchdotio 😇 25 essays about 25 albums from 25 people featuring PIG DESTROYER, SLIPKNOT, THE AVALANCHES, FISHMANS, NINE INCH NAILS and more! blurrysmile.itch.io/dotflak-no-1
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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TURN UP THE LIGHTS IN HERE BABY
EXTRA BRIGHT I WANT YALL TO SEE THIS
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Bolt thunder @boltthunder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Y'all in nyc please be careful. Fishtank is trying to bait y'all.
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Andurrz @andurrz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So keen for this Friday to spin at SVBS Melbourne with some local Donk and Hardbass legends!!!!!! tickets are super limited so get on it while you still can <3 checkout.square.site/merchant/MLJ...
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 15/09/2026
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 15/09/2026
The second my posts start picking up traction I vomit in my mouth a lil bit
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jo ur bestie @jo-urbestie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
i am very proud of how this destrier turned out probably the greatest kit ive ever had the pleasure to build big thanks to my beautiful wife @jess.squi.gg for the photos
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 11/02/2026
play some speed garage cunt
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 28/05/2026
the agere pressies got me feeling inarticulate
A screenshot of a drug identification report from DrugsData.org. The tablet pictured is described in the image as "a green baby dragon in diapers." The text is arranged in a loose tabular format, showing a comprehensive array of information on the tablet pictured (too much to be presented in alt text), most notably the contents of the tablet (1 part MDMA) and its name (Baby Dragon). A aIrl at the bottom links to "more info" at "drugsdata.org/7705"
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 28/05/2026
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A blue ute with a spilled tub of cream next to itThe same photo, zoomed in
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 21/06/2026
Popped A Gummy And Called My Girl "Mama" I Got An Edible Complex
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 21/06/2026
Emptying my drafts much like how a medieval citizen of London would empty their chamber pot onto the streets from their window
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 21/06/2026
*stimming flappy hands* type shit.
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 02/07/2026
💭 Vampire little who's mausoleum is a pillow fort
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 02/07/2026
I'm troubleshooting a media server issue rn: Jellyfin doesn't play H264 videos, but this occurs ONLY on TV. Computer and mobile is fine. The Chromecast just gives up immediately. Anyway I saw the error code that FFMpeg spat out and realised Danny Brown predicted this.
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 03/07/2026
Boomers Be Having Ringtones That Sound Like TADC Censorship Noises
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 10/07/2026
Feel Like Missingno Way I Fuck Up The Game
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 22/07/2026
Villeneuve's Dune films are awesome. How many white boys do you think downloaded Duolingo to learn Arabic after watching a movie abt a boy accidentally doing so much psilocybin at Schoolies that he became a jihadi
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 28/07/2026
I make slow moves, but you're still not safe on block
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 18/06/2026
TEXTING FAMILY: "Just saw a dude on the train who looks exactly like you except aged by forty years 😂😂 Time holds our souls to the millstone of entropy with an unbreakable grip x ❤️" TEXTING THE GIRL I LIKE: "im at the deli watching fhe guy cut up mortadella. ccan u do that to me. pls,
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