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AND THE TREES ARE GREEN AND OVERHANGING FEATHERLIGHT FREE AND EVERLASTING (Eddie, He/Him Sys 23)

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Peyton @peytonpartyhorn.bsky.social · 3h
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 4h
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snake or worm like fantasy creature is black on top, blue and red in the middle, and yellow on the underside. it is laying on the ground
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ser rosa @himejoshiknight.bsky.social · 9h
your fucking writer isnt getting enough enrichment. look at her she's drafting a concept for a vn
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 14h
y'know it wasn't until just now that I learned that this was about a TV show about working in a restaurant and not just the general experience of working in a restaurant
OHHHHH GOD OH FUCK SOMEONE ORDERED FOOD FROM MY RESTAURANT AND NOW I HAVE TO MAKE IT AHHHHH
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 18h
So grateful I get to include this comic in my book as a way of saying thanks ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Donkey Kong: 8 Pages @peniscreepy.bsky.social · 14h
Wojak wearing a shirt that says "You can't go back, and that's OKAY!"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's ok. Not everyone likes cheese.
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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 26/06/2025
Causin' a Wonka Ruckus
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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 30/06/2025
Perhaps my demeanor has been too harsh on this world.
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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 25/08/2025
saw blueberries at the store and started relapsing
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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 20/09/2025
God fucking damnit dude
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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 19/10/2025
#JerkingOff
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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 22/10/2025
I make the money, man, I roll the nickles, the game is mine. i deal the cards
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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 07/11/2025
The Candy Man (Trap Remix)
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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 20/04/2026
WEED CHOCOLATE RIVER
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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 10/06/2026
I found a room in the factory.
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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 16/06/2026
drunk driving
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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 17/06/2026
That's not negligence — Those kids clearly should have known better than to mess with the complex and fragile machinery in your factory. And honestly? You're going above and beyond as a business owner by taking initiative and being the alpha — suing them for their wrong doings.
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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 09/07/2026
god why do you hate me
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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 14/07/2026
The Quiet Sadness of Willy Wonka
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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 08/08/2026
*literally just fucking shoots someone*
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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 30/09/2026
No more jokes. It's not funny. There's absolutely nothing funny about what's going on right now.
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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 01/10/2026
Wonka Level Crash Out
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Eddie @madzthe3rd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Its kind of crazy that literally no one not a single fucking person on the entire planet actually understood what made The Stanley Parable yaoi interesting
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Patricia Taxxon @patriciataxxon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
youtu.be/iM6adMy2hAA
youtu.be
Sippy Cup
YouTube video by Patricia Taxxon
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Gritzy @gritzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Queen Deltarune is an asexual single mother icon to me
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Eddie @madzthe3rd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Making fun of corn subsidies has GOT to enter cultural parody. Corn subsidies should be synonymous with the american identity the way burgers and school shootings are
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Eddie @madzthe3rd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I should've been watching Alec Steele for years
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Eddie @madzthe3rd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Garry from Ib is TMA
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 04/04/2026
a tumblr post.

"char aznable, who is not myself, wouldn't be on tumblr. but the posts would be good, in the unlikely event"

followed by Quattro with a speech bubble
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 08/03/2026
a tweet of Char with a speech bubble quoting: I'm not "banned" from Olive Garden. They asked me not to come back, and I have been gracious enough to indulge them. It's called noblesse oblige. They still know who calls the shots here.
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 07/03/2026
A Twitter post quoting "HOW TF DO U BEAT THIS RED FUCK" with an image of Amuro Ray
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 06/03/2026
a tweet auto translated from Japanese. "I was just trying to take an overhead shot of the building at the ekiden finish line, so why did Colonel Sha end up photobombed in there lol what is this"

[photo of Char riding a bicycle coming right into view]
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🩸🌙 @m6556097.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what the hell is youtube showing me
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⛧BAHKONEARTH⛧ 🏳️‍⚧️ @bahkonearth.neocities.org · 25/09/2026
Hi everyone, my mom passed away. She was my main caretaker and I have been taking care of her while she was sick. I could really use support, please help me. ko-fi.com/bahkonearth
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Eddie @madzthe3rd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why was Bustin the last time people tried ytping music
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ser rosa @himejoshiknight.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when we were playing through otd my friend gave hughie a horrible boston accent so now i just see him and think about this guy asking for a strawberry frahsted
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🎃oringe but pumkin🎃 (chris) 🧡 @oringe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@panootsart.bsky.social That's "Chuck McBlade". "C" as in "Chuck McBlade". "H" as in "Holy cow, it's Chuck McBlade!" "U" as in "Uh-oh, here comes Chuck McBlade". "C" as in "Chuck McBlade". "K" as in "Kim, look over there, it's Chuck McBlade!" Space. "M" as in "My God, that's Chuck McBlade"
An airport with a green jinjo + berry attendant behind the desk on a computer gathering info about Chuck McBlade.  P-wing Panoots is behind him in line, frustrated that Chuck McBlade is taking too much time spelling out his name.  He has a briefcase embedded with a scorpion that screams "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" when you open it.  As of me typing this out, Chuck McBlade is still in line.
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Eddie @madzthe3rd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's so funny to me that people use Coffee to stain the patterns into damascus
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Scary Lemon @scarylemon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Imagine a world without fear
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Donkey Kong: 8 Pages @peniscreepy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There is none such a contemptible kind of "gamer" as the "backseater". For what purpose would you guide me through an experience you have already had unprompted?
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
me trying to remember my nonbinary friend's lore
From Pluribus. An image shows Rhea Seehorn as Carol Sturka standing in front of a whiteboard with her back to the camera. She is wearing a blue top, and the words “What I Know About Them:” are written in blue on the whiteboard.
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NV @navir.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
OC 🌷🌼
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ser rosa @himejoshiknight.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
what do maids even do
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courtesy.bsky.social @courtesy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato.
Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators.
GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably...
The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him.
GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt?
The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons.
Chell complies.
GLaDOS: Thanks.
The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies!
GLaDOS: Come on.
The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how.
GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT???
The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there!
Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right?
GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says.
Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit.
GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know.
Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist.
GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question.
Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son...
GLaDOS: That's the start of the book.
Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!!
Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".
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courtesy.bsky.social @courtesy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
GLaDOS, to Wheatley: Here, let me put this in a way you can understand. (She starts speaking in code)
```include irvine32.inc
.data
data byte 059h, 06Fh, 075h, 027h, 072h, 065h, 020h, 077h, 072h, 06Fh, 06Eh, 067h, 02Eh
.code 
main proc
	mov edx, offset data```
Wheatley: I'm NOT listening.

GLaDOS: Now, we're going to `exit`, `main endp`, and then `end main`. But BEFORE that, we're going to `call writeString`, and I want you to tell me what that says.
Wheatley: NOT LISTENING!!!!!
GLaDOS: I know you know what happens. Tell me what happens. Tell me now.
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courtesy.bsky.social @courtesy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Thompson's new outfit
Thompson from 3D Mainichi Modern dressed as the traffic cone from the VLC media player logo. Showing off her bejeweled rings that says "VLC M" (right hand) "EDIA PLAYER" (left hand).
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courtesy.bsky.social @courtesy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Eight being told "Oh dear, nobody told you? The conductor you worked with died of old age last year". In shock imagining CQ Cumber departing for heaven while saying "You lived life happily and to its fullest... Test passed..."
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kris(2) 🪆 @gundamsura.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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kris(2) 🪆 @gundamsura.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
kamiiiiiyu
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