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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

@tomandlorenzo.bsky.social the leaked phone number is a sign that the parents at this school are out for blood and can’t be trusted around their kids!! Come on!!

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My Star Trek Day confession: Original Series is big meh. (Love the TOS movies tho.)

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The Meghan Markle on Five Star Weekend Season Two Campaign begins here and now.

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Alex Sepiol @asepiol.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The last 10 years of American politics have really played havoc with what the stakes can be in action and espionage shows. Like, exposure of misdeeds or corruption? That’s below the fold in the Times every day now.

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Some Like It Hot. Not one laugh to be found, way too long, Jack Lemmon at his most tedious and that’s saying something.

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

It’s not like this and I recommend everyone see TONY.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Priam's biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

When I get a text from someone I haven’t talked to since high school, it can only mean one thing: they’re watching Gilmore Girls with their teenage daughter and hit my episode. And the residuals, to this day, pay my cell phone bill.

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I’ve never understood this dig. I sign the front of a check when I pay a bill. I sign the back of the check when I endorse a deposit. Everyone in the world does this. What am I missing?

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

D1sclosure D@y is top to bottom, start to finish, complete and utter dogshit.

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Everyone needs to know this movie is ACTUALLY FUNNY. It is just a vehicle for gags and jokes. A gay Naked Gun.

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Streaming hasn’t done an episode where they are all characters from The Wizard of Oz and it shows.

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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 15/05/2026

If the actor with British accent is evil then you’re watching Sci fi. If the actor with a British accent is good then it’s Fantasy. If the actor with a British accent knocks something over then it’s a Rom com.

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

American Cinematheque screening announcement email arrives while you are looking at inbox Click. Waitroom. 100 ahead of you. Never seen a wait room on AC that small. Yay. RSVP? Click. Sold out. All under 30 seconds. How.

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

@tomandlorenzo.bsky.social istg I am never replying to anyone on this app ever again.

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

If I ever find out Dan is doing a video about me I will simply walk into the ocean.

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

My Star Trek suggestions: - turn on the lights - less action - fewer to no big bads - never say the names “kirk” “spock” or “picard” ever again - stop saving earth - no one is special because of their parents or “destiny” - no borg again ever - mystery / crisis of the week - character relationships

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valentine @dozygay.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

me on molly

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

"What kind of TSA PreCheck Member are you"

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Every movie should be about a woman named Sheila #lastfourfriday

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

My top 10 films of 2025 First, honorable mentions: THE ICE TOWER THE SOUND OF FALLING THE UGLY STEPSISTER LURKER

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

It’s five o’clock but it FEELS like four o’clock

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

How can a name be “Markwayne”

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

How can they “shut down” Global Entry? It’s a kiosk. No one runs it. You stand in front of it then hand the printout to the border & customs guy who is also handling everyone else.

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Ann lee’s gay brother @samcorb.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Holy shit foid Grizabella just Heavisidemaxxed and spiked everyone's cortisol levels - she just mogged the whole fucking ball

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

This is the FINAL time I will explain the difference between ice dance and pairs. Ice dancers have wider, U-shaped snouts, while pair skater snouts are more pointed and V-shaped. Pair skaters prefer saltwater habitats, while ice dancers inhabit freshwater marshes and lakes.

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Th crown gem of midnight movies. If you’re at all tempted, just trust me and bite.

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

The Muppets are always “back”

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Will Stancils Wario

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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Death Camp For Cutie over here

a shopping mall emo/indie kid who is somehow also an ICE thug

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Little bit of 50s actress nominees, little bit of brat #lastfourwatched

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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ 🌝 @daddyxanax.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Yeah and it's called letterboxd

Headline that says Friendless and Gay? There's an App For That

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Anyone else’s TikTok FYP suddenly feel like it’s from another planet? ASMR slop, noisy influencer ads, generalized brain rot I carefully trained off my feed, now it’s all I’ve got.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/01/2026

Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...

jaderemedy • 4h ago
And now comes the most nauseating part of this whole goddamn mess: the hypocrisy. The same loud-mouthed idiots who spent years screaming about tyranny are suddenly dead fucking silent, or worse, cheering, now that it's their side doing it. "ThEy'Re cOminG fOr OuR gUnS!" "GoVerNMenT oVerReAch!" "ShAll nOt bE inFrinGeD!" All that chest-thumping bullshit evaporated the second armed federal agents started terrorizing people they don't like.
Let me get this straight: a civilian gets shot dead by federal agents, and the only thing you brainless cunts can muster is
"well, DHS says he had a gun"? THAT'S your red line? Guns are sacred when they're strapped to your waist, but magically become a death sentence when they're used as a post-hoc excuse by the government? Either the Second Amendment applies to everyone, or you never believed in it at all. Fucking pick one and own it.
This is exactly what tyranny looks like, by the way. Not jackboots marching in formation, but armed agents roaming neighborhoods, stopping people, killing civilians, and then daring the public to question it. Tyranny is execution followed by a press release. Tyranny is labeling the dead a "threat" so the state doesn't have to explain why someone's life just ended in the street. Tyranny is demanding obedience while shredding due process and calling it order.
And all you so-called "freedom lovers" are fucking fine with it, as long as it's brown people, immigrants, protesters, or anyone you've already dehumanized. Turns out "don't tread on me" actually meant "tread on them." You weren't afraid of tyranny.
You were afraid of losing dominance. There's a difference, and this moment exposes it completely.
"Just comply" isn't a principle. It's cowardice dressed up as common sense. It's the language of people who have already accepted that the state gets to decide who deserves rights and who doesn't. And once you make that deal, don't act shocked when the line moves, because it always fuckin…

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Congratulations to the most Academy Award nominated film of all time, Sinners

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Just one more sleep till Best Actress nominee Kate Hudson ☺️

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Louis Virtel @louisvirtel.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Have any two people in history been interviewed more than the Heated Rivalry guys? There were fewer questions at Nuremberg.

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

This is all too common at numerous LA revival houses but blessedly rare at @amcinematheque.bsky.social Unless it’s a midnight screening, your derisive / uncomfortable laughter is just you showing your ass. It’s tasteless and has no place!!

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Working my way through the 50s actress nominees with a lil detour here and there

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Byronic Commando @wench.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

johnny rico in starship troopers saying “kill em all!”

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

I’m so upset Glenn Close doesn’t have an Oscar.

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