jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It’s the 3 year anniversary of Nancy busting herself a new asshole and getting the cone and gabapentin treatment for a month 🥰🥰🥰 010
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Shadows are doing a lot of work for me here but I’m not complaining 120
Reposted by jackiederp, fr💀m 💀nline® @ericisgood.bsky.social · 24/07/2026the king will live forever in our hearts 💙 218039
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Wanted to give water coloring a try and very proud of my little blueberries 🥺 020
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 01/07/2026This house along my commute is how I keep up to date on World Cup results 170
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 15/06/2026The vibes based nature of stoppage time is where I lost my partner this weekend 010
Reposted by jackie Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you. 3694322369
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Most of the time living in the greater Los Angeles area is pretty normal but sometimes you go to a concert and see Elon Musk’s estranged daughter at the door 000
Reposted by jackieJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 05/04/2026Have you heard the Good News? 033286
Reposted by jackieactioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 03/04/2026there are two absolutely canonical Good Friday posts 1348161009
Reposted by jackieBrian McFadden @mcfadden.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Now USA needs one more sudden death, and you know who I'm talkin' about. 14861214
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Oh Johnny's jersey did make me cry, RIP to a South Jersey legend 000
Reposted by jackielauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/01/2026"this soda has 7 grams of protein" and this earth has fallen into irreversible corruption 652748354
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Went from 135 lb to 155 lb today on my squats 🥰🥰🥰 200 feels so much more in reach 050
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 01/01/2026My favorites this year were: The Dispossessed Alien Clay The Blacktongue Thief 120
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Look maybe im the stupid one here but is the federal government not capable of simply not allowing anyone to opt out? 000
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 11/12/2025got the absolute pleasure of introducing my partner Boom Goes the Dynamite just now 050
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Got an honest to god chick tract today on my lunchtime walk 020
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 13/11/2025After a rough couple months, got back to my barbell squat PB tonight 🥰 000
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Nancy will come up and yell at you until you put a blanket on your lap and make a spot for her 020
Reposted by jackieskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 28/10/2025the cow's tools will never be used to dismantle the cow's barn 101326290
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Some serious confusion this morning mis-reading this as "Olivia Rodrigo" 020
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 18/10/2025They're calling for Nuremberg 2.0 in La Habra, Orange County 👀 030
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 18/10/2025This stretch of highway is impossible to deal with at the best of times and there are genuinely no alternatives to get down to this area abc7.com/post/5-freew...abc7.com5 Fwy to shut down due to event involving live ammunition at Camp Pendleton, CHP saysA 17-mile stretch of the 5 Freeway will be shut down Saturday because of a military event involving live ammunition at Camp Pendleton. 120
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Can't see the psychiatric NP my therapist recommended because I'm not willing to consent to AI use 🙃 220
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Had an almost silent dinner out last night with my partner 030
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 10/10/2025unless you have one of these bad boys there's no reason to make croissants 010
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 10/10/2025*really* glad I dont care about the phillies as much as I used to 000
Reposted by jackiekate @katewitko.bsky.social · 07/10/2025GAVIN NEWSOM: *changes bluesky display name to Gavin Gruesome for the month of october* now who wants to see me fuck over some more trans kids 010713
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 03/10/2025this is going to one day in the (hopefully) not too distant future be the color blocked set of my dreams 220
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 29/09/2025my aunt really knocked my birthday out of the park this year 040
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 10/09/2025helluva day to decide im gonna try to reconnect with my internet friends 040
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Bad pic but these guys are out here every Saturday in Buena Park to protest President Yoon's impeachment 130
jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 26/02/2025did she know she was about to have one of the worst days of her young life (she's getting dental work done) 091