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jackie

@jmtomato.bsky.social
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“a pitiful social media creature” /// lesbian, she/her

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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s the 3 year anniversary of Nancy busting herself a new asshole and getting the cone and gabapentin treatment for a month 🥰🥰🥰
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Shadows are doing a lot of work for me here but I’m not complaining
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derp, fr💀m 💀nline® @ericisgood.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
the king will live forever in our hearts 💙
tombrodude's u like what u see basketball post to a fake lebron james acct
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
have you ever been so peaceful in your life
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Wanted to give water coloring a try and very proud of my little blueberries 🥺
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bizzy! @babyinformation.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
the two girls milk meme, two pale femmes in differing poses; a blonde, towering over her brunette counterpart, pulls the hair of the submissive, yanking behind her head and tilting the neck, such that she can pour milk down the throat of her subject.  the caption says pausa de hidratación
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Fish and citrus nails 🥰
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This house along my commute is how I keep up to date on World Cup results
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
New hair + new clam shirt
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Desperate to cop one of these purple Korea jerseys
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The vibes based nature of stoppage time is where I lost my partner this weekend
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Most of the time living in the greater Los Angeles area is pretty normal but sometimes you go to a concert and see Elon Musk’s estranged daughter at the door
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 05/04/2026
Have you heard the Good News?
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 03/04/2026
there are two absolutely canonical Good Friday posts
tweet from @theseantcollins: JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?

GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrshtweet from @david8hughes: Judas: still on for Friday?
Jesus: Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas
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Brian McFadden @mcfadden.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Now USA needs one more sudden death, and you know who I'm talkin' about.
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Oh Johnny's jersey did make me cry, RIP to a South Jersey legend
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 18/02/2026
RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

#classics memes#classics#meme
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
too many baddies in curling frankly
Taylor Anderson-Heide of Team USA Women's CurlingSayaka Yoshimura of Team Japan Women's CurlingYuna Kotani of Team Japan Women's CurlingIsabella Wranaa of Team Sweden Mixed Doubles currling
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nora 🏁 @midnitecruiser.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/01/2026
"this soda has 7 grams of protein" and this earth has fallen into irreversible corruption
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Went from 135 lb to 155 lb today on my squats 🥰🥰🥰 200 feels so much more in reach
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
My favorites this year were: The Dispossessed Alien Clay The Blacktongue Thief
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Look maybe im the stupid one here but is the federal government not capable of simply not allowing anyone to opt out?
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
got the absolute pleasure of introducing my partner Boom Goes the Dynamite just now
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Got an honest to god chick tract today on my lunchtime walk
"This was your life!" chick tractBack of tract showing "Chick Publications"
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
After a rough couple months, got back to my barbell squat PB tonight 🥰
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Nancy will come up and yell at you until you put a blanket on your lap and make a spot for her
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Orange County, my beloved
Orange County voting split for Prop 50, showing +9 for Yes vote
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
the cow's tools will never be used to dismantle the cow's barn
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Today is day 1 of zoloft, send good vibes
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Some serious confusion this morning mis-reading this as "Olivia Rodrigo"
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
They love watching TV together
Two cats cosying up together on a pet bed in front of an open windows. They're basking in the sunlight
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
They're calling for Nuremberg 2.0 in La Habra, Orange County 👀
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
This stretch of highway is impossible to deal with at the best of times and there are genuinely no alternatives to get down to this area abc7.com/post/5-freew...
abc7.com
5 Fwy to shut down due to event involving live ammunition at Camp Pendleton, CHP says
A 17-mile stretch of the 5 Freeway will be shut down Saturday because of a military event involving live ammunition at Camp Pendleton.
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Can't see the psychiatric NP my therapist recommended because I'm not willing to consent to AI use 🙃
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Had an almost silent dinner out last night with my partner
Screenshot of notes app, text reads: The confidence with which the man behind us is speaking, there has never been anyone wronger in their life 

🚨🚨 does not belive in the moon landing 🚨🚨

FLAT EARTH

Something about how we're in the "world" of Soddam and Gomorrah
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
unless you have one of these bad boys there's no reason to make croissants
Industrial pastry dough sheeter, it's massive
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
*really* glad I dont care about the phillies as much as I used to
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
GAVIN NEWSOM: *changes bluesky display name to Gavin Gruesome for the month of october* now who wants to see me fuck over some more trans kids
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
my edges are about to be so finished 😤😤
Vintage White Superlock serger with a piece of scrap fabric showing a finished edge
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
this is going to one day in the (hopefully) not too distant future be the color blocked set of my dreams
Cut out pattern pieces of a rectangle shirt and pants in white cotton2 bottles of Rit Dye, evening blue and sage
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
my aunt really knocked my birthday out of the park this year
A box of plain Mallon's sticky buns
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
helluva day to decide im gonna try to reconnect with my internet friends
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
gavin newsom should ***** ******* ** *** ****
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Bad pic but these guys are out here every Saturday in Buena Park to protest President Yoon's impeachment
Large group of people on side of street with both American and South Korean flags along with some signs in Korean and some that say "Stop the Steal"
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
😤😤
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
did she know she was about to have one of the worst days of her young life (she's getting dental work done)
A diluted tortoiseshell cat approaches the cameraOoooh she's getting closerShe's right up in the camera now
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