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jackie

@jmtomato.bsky.social
88 followers 160 following 172 posts

“a pitiful social media creature” /// lesbian, she/her

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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s the 3 year anniversary of Nancy busting herself a new asshole and getting the cone and gabapentin treatment for a month 🥰🥰🥰
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Can you do ours?
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You’ll look at a map and be like “oh, the Cliffs of Moher are on the other side of the country” but it’s like 2 hours and a bus tour that way is totally worth it
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You’ll have to check if it’s opened back up because there was a fire a few years ago, but the mummies at St Michan’s Church
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m taking notes
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I remember seeing a European on Reddit saying like “they don’t even have butter in their butter” because the ingredients list said “cream”
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Shadows are doing a lot of work for me here but I’m not complaining
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jim barbacoa® @ericisgood.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
the king will live forever in our hearts 💙
tombrodude's u like what u see basketball post to a fake lebron james acct
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Yeah mine are loud as hell. Sometimes it feels like Nancy has just lost track of where everyone is in the house lol
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It is!
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
have you ever been so peaceful in your life
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Wanted to give water coloring a try and very proud of my little blueberries 🥺
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Let’s go baby Go Queens 👸
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bizzy! @babyinformation.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
the two girls milk meme, two pale femmes in differing poses; a blonde, towering over her brunette counterpart, pulls the hair of the submissive, yanking behind her head and tilting the neck, such that she can pour milk down the throat of her subject.  the caption says pausa de hidratación
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Fish and citrus nails 🥰
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This house along my commute is how I keep up to date on World Cup results
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
New hair + new clam shirt
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Beautiful, love the strap color!
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
just now lol
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Desperate to cop one of these purple Korea jerseys
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I see this one on my commute home every once in a while
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The vibes based nature of stoppage time is where I lost my partner this weekend
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Most of the time living in the greater Los Angeles area is pretty normal but sometimes you go to a concert and see Elon Musk’s estranged daughter at the door
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 05/04/2026
Have you heard the Good News?
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 03/04/2026
there are two absolutely canonical Good Friday posts
tweet from @theseantcollins: JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?

GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrshtweet from @david8hughes: Judas: still on for Friday?
Jesus: Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas
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Brian McFadden @mcfadden.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Now USA needs one more sudden death, and you know who I'm talkin' about.
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Oh Johnny's jersey did make me cry, RIP to a South Jersey legend
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 18/02/2026
RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

#classics memes#classics#meme
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
My partner (not a sports fan) was watching while I was in the kitchen and was like "why do they keep showing these 2 random guys over the game?"
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
too many baddies in curling frankly
Taylor Anderson-Heide of Team USA Women's CurlingSayaka Yoshimura of Team Japan Women's CurlingYuna Kotani of Team Japan Women's CurlingIsabella Wranaa of Team Sweden Mixed Doubles currling
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nora 🏁 @midnitecruiser.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
All the way back in 2011, most of the University of South Carolina's out-of-state scholarships came with in-state tuition (and the ones that didn't had a reduced tuition)
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This movie has become our Thanksgiving tradition, she's the best part
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/01/2026
"this soda has 7 grams of protein" and this earth has fallen into irreversible corruption
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Went from 135 lb to 155 lb today on my squats 🥰🥰🥰 200 feels so much more in reach
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Solidarity, my partner is gonna be out of town for 3 nights next week 😔
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Yeah this was a re-read for our book club and still just as affecting
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
My favorites this year were: The Dispossessed Alien Clay The Blacktongue Thief
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I called 10+ therapists from the list and 1 called me back. When I complained to my insurance they offered to...send me another list
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
My pup had brain cancer near the end, he had a lot of moments where he would seem to forget who I was or would jump on the couch right where I was sitting not realizing I was there. Gabapentin did seem to help a bit
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I had my local comic book store order a copy for me last week!
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Look maybe im the stupid one here but is the federal government not capable of simply not allowing anyone to opt out?
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
got the absolute pleasure of introducing my partner Boom Goes the Dynamite just now
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Oh absolutely
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
This was gonna be mine too
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Got an honest to god chick tract today on my lunchtime walk
"This was your life!" chick tractBack of tract showing "Chick Publications"
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
She's not wrong
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jackie @jmtomato.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
no, thank you!
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