Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 19mWorking on my first NDA.static.klipy.comSpongebob Can't Wait - Eagerly ExcitedALT: Spongebob Can't Wait - Eagerly Excited 000
Reposted by Obi-JuanNate Wolff @natewolff.bsky.social · 3hsperm whale clicks finally decoded: “…every… billionaire… is ….a …policy …failure…” 065
Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 2hI've heard enough about the Cornell 7. Hang them upside and skin them alive. 010
Reposted by Obi-JuanGraham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A vampire who isn't Dracula... #grickledoodle #vampire #horror 15615111
Reposted by Obi-Juana springfieldian werewolf in shelbyville @springfieldians.bsky.social · 01/10/2026 121446
Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The other day I heard a podcast about "the burnerverse" and how it was used to ruin women's lives for sport. So. Yes. 010
Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That's just going to give you exhausted and tired workers. 120
Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me: okay. Wednesday has been hectic but we're almost through it. Someone: you guys, come here, we're in a state of emergency, a vial of a controlled substance has gone missing.static.klipy.comDog's Surprised ReactionALT: Dog's Surprised Reaction 000
Reposted by Obi-JuanThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026Scientists Locate Impact Crater From Asteroid That Destroyed Roman Empire theonion.com/scientists-locate-impa… 1985276
Reposted by Obi-JuanOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Well, if it’s 30 September, it must be... oh God. The 36th anniversary of the first—and, you may not be entirely surprised to hear—only transmission of a sitcom which was genuinely called ‘Heil Honey, I’m Home’, in which Hitler and Eva Braun live next door to Jewish couple Arny and Rosa Goldenstein 1119955
Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I sent out an email to purchase outlining some issues with a contract, and it was meant for internal use... THEY COPIED AND PASTED IT AND SENT IT TO THE PROVIDER. People keep trying the limits of my patience. 000
Reposted by Obi-JuanColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Free mantras. Take what you need. 34510
Reposted by Obi-JuanJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed 3545001090
Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's too early on a Tuesday for me to be this sad. Fuck it, we ball. 110
Reposted by Obi-JuanJessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In 2014, I interviewed a Columbia University student who went from class to class carrying the mattress she was raped on—a protest performance piece to remind college administrators what they put on her shoulders. Twelve years later, we still expect women on college campuses to carry that weight.jessica.substack.comCarrying That Weight—AgainI can’t stop thinking about the Cornell rape case 141122311
Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I need someone to sign something before 5 pm. There's a lot of money on the line. It's 4:42 pm and still nothing... 100
Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'll be working on my first NDA this week.static.klipy.comRon Swanson (Nick Offerman) Thumbs UpALT: Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) Thumbs Up 020
Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's going to be so funny when they crash and burn in the first round. cc @gloomylawyer.bsky.social 110
Reposted by Obi-JuanJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026god wants you to back my kickstarter 💦 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun 1459821064
Reposted by Obi-JuanThe Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026City’s rule-breaking goes far beyond just disjointing the noses of those who would have won Premier League titles otherwise www.nytimes.com/athletic/763...nytimes.comThe Man City verdict and how much their era of success could have cost the rest of footballCity’s rule-breaking goes far beyond just disjointing the noses of those who would have won Premier League titles otherwise 2345
Reposted by Obi-Juanwomensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Shani Rhys James, Welsh Kettle and Pliers (2004) Welsh painter #womensart 143362
Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comDanny DeVito: No... And You Can't Make MeALT: Danny DeVito: No... And You Can't Make Me 120
Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yes, sex is great... But have you eaten plantains like this. 130
Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Pro tip: Don't check your work email on Sunday so you won't get stressed about how much trouble you're about to be in on Monday. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk. 010
Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When it's not my colon, it's my head that is trying to murder me.static.klipy.comAl Bundy's Stressful HeadacheALT: Al Bundy's Stressful Headache 120
Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Mamdani posted this on his personal account, and the usual suspects jumped up to conclusions thinking it was some secret terrorist code, when it was just football banter 😂 040
Reposted by Obi-Juanwomensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yorkshire-based artist and printmaker Pippa Dyrlaga who creates intricate paper cut artworks #womensart 41687251
Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I did not ask to live in a black mirror episode. Please write me out of it. 000