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Obi-Juan

@jmhg.bsky.social
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Law person. Other than that jack of all trades, master of none. I like to talk about comic books and related media. Music. Sports. TV and Movies. "Laugh hard. Run fast. Be kind".

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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 19m
Working on my first NDA.
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Spongebob Can't Wait - Eagerly Excited
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Nate Wolff @natewolff.bsky.social · 3h
sperm whale clicks finally decoded: “…every… billionaire… is ….a …policy …failure…”
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 2h
I've heard enough about the Cornell 7. Hang them upside and skin them alive.
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 14h
I am tired.
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 15h
Working late. Alone in the office.
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 19h
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A vampire who isn't Dracula... #grickledoodle #vampire #horror
A cartoon illustration of a bald vampire shepherds a flock of ghosts back to his castle away from stormy weather. Caption reads "It was time to get the flock back to the castle."
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 20h
@gloomylawyer.bsky.social
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me.
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a springfieldian werewolf in shelbyville @springfieldians.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October 1st.
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Sarah @rodeokitten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The other day I heard a podcast about "the burnerverse" and how it was used to ruin women's lives for sport. So. Yes.
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's just going to give you exhausted and tired workers.
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me: okay. Wednesday has been hectic but we're almost through it. Someone: you guys, come here, we're in a state of emergency, a vial of a controlled substance has gone missing.
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Dog's Surprised Reaction
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This could be how
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
Scientists Locate Impact Crater From Asteroid That Destroyed Roman Empire theonion.com/scientists-locate-impa…
Scientists Locate Impact Crater From Asteroid That Destroyed Roman Empire
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
S(text):
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, Eleanor.
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Morning.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, if it’s 30 September, it must be... oh God. The 36th anniversary of the first—and, you may not be entirely surprised to hear—only transmission of a sitcom which was genuinely called ‘Heil Honey, I’m Home’, in which Hitler and Eva Braun live next door to Jewish couple Arny and Rosa Goldenstein
Neil McCaul as comedy Hitler, mugging for the camera
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I sent out an email to purchase outlining some issues with a contract, and it was meant for internal use... THEY COPIED AND PASTED IT AND SENT IT TO THE PROVIDER. People keep trying the limits of my patience.
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Please, don't fuck this up.
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everton to play in league two.
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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Free mantras. Take what you need.
Gravestone reading, “I am not here. ”Gravestone reading, “I do not sleep”Gravestone reading, “I am wherever you are”
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's too early on a Tuesday for me to be this sad. Fuck it, we ball.
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In 2014, I interviewed a Columbia University student who went from class to class carrying the mattress she was raped on—a protest performance piece to remind college administrators what they put on her shoulders. Twelve years later, we still expect women on college campuses to carry that weight.
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Carrying That Weight—Again
I can’t stop thinking about the Cornell rape case
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need someone to sign something before 5 pm. There's a lot of money on the line. It's 4:42 pm and still nothing...
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'll be working on my first NDA this week.
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Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) Thumbs Up
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's going to be so funny when they crash and burn in the first round. cc @gloomylawyer.bsky.social
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@anyuse.bsky.social skull?
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
god wants you to back my kickstarter 💦 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another week, new opportunities to goof around.
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The Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
City’s rule-breaking goes far beyond just disjointing the noses of those who would have won Premier League titles otherwise www.nytimes.com/athletic/763...
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The Man City verdict and how much their era of success could have cost the rest of football
City’s rule-breaking goes far beyond just disjointing the noses of those who would have won Premier League titles otherwise
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Dave (DABS) @plutobro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gardening Tips:
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shani Rhys James, Welsh Kettle and Pliers (2004) Welsh painter #womensart
Painting featuring a white child peeping over a table on which a black kettle, jug of flowers, a teapot and pair of pliers rests on a white tablecloth
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aspirational goals.
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Danny DeVito: No... And You Can't Make Me
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes, sex is great... But have you eaten plantains like this.
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pro tip: Don't check your work email on Sunday so you won't get stressed about how much trouble you're about to be in on Monday. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We miss you, man!
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Morning.
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*Aces high starts playing*.
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When it's not my colon, it's my head that is trying to murder me.
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Al Bundy's Stressful Headache
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mamdani posted this on his personal account, and the usual suspects jumped up to conclusions thinking it was some secret terrorist code, when it was just football banter 😂
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yorkshire-based artist and printmaker Pippa Dyrlaga who creates intricate paper cut artworks #womensart
Photo of seven three dimensional paper cut red flowers on green stems
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I did not ask to live in a black mirror episode. Please write me out of it.
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