Reposted by MissSpelledTattooJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Hello darkness my old friend Looks like my plums are gone again I told my roommate to leave them alone But I suppose they were too sweet and cold And it seems my plans for breakfast were all made in vain The icebox remains An empty appliance 017527
Reposted by MissSpelledTattookikieatsbooks @kikieatsbooks.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I love when I write myself a note at work and the next day I’m like “wtf does that even mean” 1422511
Reposted by MissSpelledTattooJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I have stolen 12T of KitKats that were in transit and which you were probably hoping to buy in Poland forgive me the world is stressful and I needed a break 642020363
MissSpelledTattoo @jmeber2.bsky.social · 13/06/2025My birthstone is a cough drop of indeterminate age. 1202
Reposted by MissSpelledTattooslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 07/04/2025holding my 401k’s paw as they send it to the great index fund in the sky 641132
Reposted by MissSpelledTattooEuropean Parliament @europarl.europa.eu · 05/02/2025Context is king! In an era of photos, videos, and voice notes, it is easier than ever to present the facts as something they are not. This is a common tactic used by disinformation spreaders to blur the line between fact and fiction. Here is how to spot when context is being manipulated. 06923
Reposted by MissSpelledTattooDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 03/03/2025bad news, y'all: they're putting a tariff on the friends we made along the way 418247
Reposted by MissSpelledTattooSmile You Are On Candid Camera @kajamm.bsky.social · 20/02/2025 199105546620
Reposted by MissSpelledTattooslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 27/01/2025“we have coffee beans at home” the coffee beans at home: 333217
Reposted by MissSpelledTattooIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone Teller: So is this not a robbery? Me: No, it is 435160773
Reposted by MissSpelledTattooDr. WTF, kinda like Dr. Who but . . . WTF? @badatom.org · 14/01/2025I only rent my BNB to clients that I never see. If they never make a sound, and I don't know that they're around, they're the sort I want to find: out of sight, and out of mind. They are indeed as heaven-sent, So long as I receive their rent. 1381
Reposted by MissSpelledTattooRandi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Immigrants are saving the dogs! They're saving the cats! They're saving the homes of the people who live here! 277202434200
Reposted by MissSpelledTattooTrike @trike117.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Supreme Court precedent Felon as a President Tariff tax, inflation maxed Matt Gaetz, women rates Market crash, measles rash Hawk tuah memes Bullets blast, people scream Scammy DOGE bros Deny, defend, depose 723021