Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Dogs never throw up at 2:30 in the afternoon. #LaundryStarted 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Interesting that Flock says no unauthorized people can access their cameras, not even Flock employees, yet two of their employees, Bob Carter and Randy Gluck, have accessed cameras to watch little girls practice gymnastics. Seems a bit red-flaggy. youtube.com/shorts/YwVBs...youtube.comHow exactly does remotely spying on kids practicing gymnastics make them safer?YouTube video by Benn Jordan 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Once again the wrong 80-year-old died. Hopefully the third time’s the charm. RIP Tim Curry. 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 25/08/2026RIP Dolly Parton, one of the best people ever. For over 30 years Dolly has financed free books for kids 0-5, sending them a book a month. Dolly has been paying for the uniforms for Tennessee school bands and choirs. 100
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Things I planned to do while my wife was away: 1. Vacuum and mop 2. Finish the laundry 3. Repot the plants 4. Finish the two library books 5. Brush out the Pug Things I’ve accomplished: 1. Learned to cook tater tots in the air fryer 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 14/08/2026In days gone by what’s happening on the USS Abraham Lincoln and other ships would’ve resulted in mutiny. Testament to the professionalism of US armed forces that they haven’t. 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I grew up in Beavercreek. Buc-Ees can go fuck themselves. You assholes gonna sue all the beaver-themed stores there? youtu.be/rOUEjIRcTYoyoutu.beDavid vs. Goliath: Buc-ee’s Sues Small Ohio Store Over MascotYouTube video by TODAY 001
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 03/08/2026“There Will Come Soft Rains” is a 1950 story by Ray Bradbury that takes place during the day of August 4, 2026. That’s tomorrow. I’m sure 76 years ago the tech seemed incredible, but there’s nothing impossible in it today. Like Fahrenheit 451 it is scarily prescient. 010
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Would not be surprised if Trump told Graham to die in order to distract from McConnell’s death. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...nbcnews.comTrump says he spoke with Sen. Lindsey Graham hours before his deathPresident Donald Trump said Sen. Lindsey Graham called him to discuss the SAVE America Act on Saturday. 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I hope once all the Avatar films are out we get a book just about the vehicles, with cutaways and such, like the Star Wars books. 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Trump: Would you go to Moscow? Zelensky: It's difficult. There are a lot of Ukrainian drones there. It's dangerous. 😂 021
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The ”free” Qatar jet Trump is flying around in doesn’t have the safety countermeasures of Air Force One so AF1 follows behind? How is flying TWO jumbo jets with two complete crews “saving taxpayer dollars” like all you MAGA morons touted? Explain it to me like I’m Mitch McConnell on life support. 011
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Spider-Man making jokes is a feature, not a bug. See what I did there? I crack myself up. 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 03/07/2026You know you’ve put on a shitty event when you can buy three packs of hotdogs to feed the entire crowd. #Freedom250 100
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Trump says he’s going to give his “longest speech ever” on July 4th in 100+ degree heat. Either he’ll quit after 20 minutes or he’ll TACO yet again and cancel. 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Trump claims his new US passport says “Welcome, but be good.” Who is that message for? Passports are issued to citizens. You don’t welcome citizens to their own country. Is it possible he’s actually getting stupider? I didn’t think that could happen. 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 21/06/2026All these videos of Europeans losing their minds over American school buses are so weird to me. And they’re all like, “I’m in a movie!” One guy referenced Freddy Krueger. Was there a bus in Nightmare on Elm Street? I guess they’re so ubiquitous here that I don’t even notice them in movies. 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Trump is constantly saying “two weeks this” and “two weeks that”, and here we are, two weeks after the reflecting pool was finished and the “American Flag Blue” is already peeling off as the water is choked with algae. 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Finding out that Nate Bargatze and Zac Brown support Trump is pretty disappointing. I thought both of them were better than that. 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Whenever a movie’s marketing folks release a trailer with the actors talking about the film, you know it’s going to be bad. On the rare occasions they trot out the director or other crew members, it’s going to be a bomb. The trailers for Disclosure Day look like that. 100
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Does Star City take place in the USSR in 1969 or London in 1942? The British accents are really off-putting. 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 25/05/202640 years ago today Hands Across America saw millions of people link hands across the country to raise awareness and money for homelessness in the US. I participated, did you? 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 25/05/2026You’ve leveled up as a dog owner when your Chihuahua has diarrhea in the kitchen while your Lab mix throws up in the family room and you clean up both messes while still eating your sandwich. #unfazed 010
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 13/05/2026What, the Trump phone was a scam pushed by a scammer? Perish the thought! How’s that saying go? “Fool me once shame on you, fool me 47 times shame on me?” 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 09/05/2026If it wasn’t obvious before, it‘s clear now that QAnon was a preemptive PsyOp designed to distract from the fact that the GOP is infested by pedophiles and child traffickers. Every accusation was a confession. 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Christian evangelicals l literally worshipping a golden idol of an Antichrist. If you’d put this in a book or movie, no one would believe it. 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars/Trek, LOTR, Marvel 010
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 13/04/2026The movie WarGames was the AI warning we should pay more attention to. Countries cyberattacking each other is bad, but a teenage boy unleashing an AI malware attack just for shits’n’giggles will be devastating. That’s why I’ll never connect my appliances or electric meter to the internet. 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 13/04/2026There‘s a mid movie starring Clooney and Kidman called The Peacemaker that has a great line I recall nearly 30 years later: “I’m not afraid of a man who wants ten nuclear weapons, I’m terrified of the man who only wants one.” Turns out we should also be scared of the guy who has all of them. 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 12/04/2026This dress is more expensive than one covered in Swarovski crystals. 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Astronaut Christina Koch — No one expects the spring ejection! #MontyPython 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Mamdani learned how to deal with Trump by dangling keys in front of 2-year-olds. 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Me in grade school: rewriting Encyclopedia entries in my own words Kids last year: rewriting AI in their own words Kid this year: telling AI to rewrite AI in their own words 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Can a song make you nostalgic for a place you’ve never been and never existed? youtu.be/tnV7dTXlXxsyoutu.beVentura HighwayYouTube video by America - Topic 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 12/02/2026How do they judge this ice skating Free Dance stuff? What they’re doing is ASTONISHING. Unless they faceplant, how can you tell if they’re exceptional or merely great? 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Hello darkness, my old friend I've stubbed my big toe yet again Digit smashed as I was creeping Lights off while my wife was sleeping And my vision filled with stars of pain She awakes To the sound of cursing …apologies to Simon & Garfunkel 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 03/01/2026So much for the “peace president”. What’s to stop Venezuela from counterattacking? Mar-a-lago is a soft target on a beach. Trump is an idiot who just signed his own death warrant. Unfortunately he’s also going to get tens of thousands of American soldiers and sailors killed in a shooting war. 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 02/01/2026The only thing I want to hear from the White House is, “The President’s perfect big brain could no longer be sustained by his godlike physique and he has YMCAed off this mortal coil.” On Cinco de Mayo, por favor. 020
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Autocorrect trying to change the Donner Party to “dinner party” is accidentally darkly hilarious. 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 29/12/2025We have digital cameras that can go beyond 400,000 ISO, cameras that see into the infrared and ultraviolet, space telescopes that can peer back to the beginning of the universe, but UFOs are still just fuzzy dots. 000
Trike @trike117.bsky.social · 18/12/2025For decades the media has been racing to the bottom, pursuing the ethos of “If it bleeds, it leads”. Resulting in Scary World Syndrome where people are afraid of everything despite it being safer overall. Then Trump comes along and falsely claims he’ll protect us. Is it a shock folks bought that? 000
