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01/09/02 If not going insane, I’m appreciating sides of me yall never seen

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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Fuck this fucking earth and fuck this app
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I have no idea what I’m doing in Outer Wilds
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 08/05/2026
do any religious texts mention golden idols anywhere
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Last day of healthcare. Time to join an mlm. Last resort time everyone let’s make it happen
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Man if there’s one benefit to living alone now it’s that I can hang a rope on a ledge and nobody would notice
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
You know you fucked up when even the army doesn’t want you
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READ RAVEN'S DOJO - Raven Perez @ravensdojo.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
"Humans won't work unless they're forced to" is a myth for stupid people. If you're paying attention, humanity loves to do the job... they just don't like to be exploited and abused just to survive, the 2 tools people THINK you need to inflict upon humans to make them work.
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Losing my job, joining the army #gohawks
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Melissa Ryan @melissaryan.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Y'all, they threw Pam Bondi's official DOJ portrait in the trash, then LEAKED a photo to the media. There is literally no upside to being a MAGA bootlicker. www.ms.now/news/pam-bon...
Pam Bondi's official DOJ portrait in the trash. Obtained by MS NOW
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
And yet, the new Pams will continue to line up, eager and bright eyed, utterly convinced THAT will never be THEM. So it goes.
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Pons @gassipons.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Farts are literally designed to be outside your body you shouldn’t hold them in ever it should be illegal
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Jey Pawlik 🏳️‍⚧️ @jpawlik.com · 31/03/2026
Hey happy #TDOV everyone! Here's a little trans story for y'all about reclaiming hygiene and being my best trans self~ #Webcomic #Comic
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Some of you might remember back in 2022, when there was a huge controversy over an "AI" "rapper" named FN Meka that got signed to Capitol Records, before the backlash quickly killed that.
AI rapper FN Meka dropped by Capitol over racial stereotyping
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Ginseng 🍂 @mintyginseng.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The sudden and rapid resurgence of Harry Potter in pop culture feels like a giant psyop. I cannot for one second believe that people just decided to hop back on the hype train for an IP that has been on life support for close to a decade.
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I think I'm the only person who monitors the Spotify charts closely enough to notice a potentially huge single rising up the charts, it's almost in the top 50 and I'm curious to see how far it can go. Can find nothing about the artist, White Noise Radiance, I don't get how there's so little coverage
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Folks, I was just alerted to the existence of this book, I am going to purchase it immediately and I highly encourage you to do the same www.bloomsbury.com/us/scatman-j...
Scatman John: The Remarkable Story of the World's Unlikeliest Popstar by Gina Waggott
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Rizmy (リズミー) @r1zmy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
We have a month before Discord forces us to comply with their shit. What we need to do now is organize and scout ahead all of the potential replacements then firmly sit our ass on one site rather than spreading apart. We tanked Skype with Discord, we tanked X with Bluesky, we can do it again.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 09/02/2026
Evert time MAGA wants to make it look like their music is in the charts, they run to iTunes since no one uses it to buy music anymore. They inflate it with straw purchases and then act like it's indicative of the actual music charts. They're doing the same thing with Kid Rock today.
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An image of a social media post from an account named Benny Johnson, featuring a screenshot of a music chart. The post text claims that Kid Rock has overtaken Bad Bunny for the "Top Song in the World," despite promotion from Apple. The music chart screenshot shows a song titled "'Til You Can't" by Kid Rock at the number 1 position, followed by Cody Johnson’s version of the same song at number 2, Bad Bunny's "DtMF" at number 3, and Gabby Barrett's "The Good Ones" at number 4. All songs are listed with a price of $1.29. A red box highlights the number 1 entry for Kid Rock.
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Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Good Charlottesville, is this anything? Fash Mouth Pierce the Volk All America-First Rejects?
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Single again Fml
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TAPE_W0RM @telebluecable.com · 24/01/2026
DELETE TIKTOK. DELETE TWITTER. I SEE SOME YALL. YOU'RE DOING IT TO YOURSELF NOW.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Wait the DOJ has only released 1% of the Epstein files and Trump already appears in them over 600 times?
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
To be clear Elon Musk built a robot that at any given time is either a pedophile, a rapist, or a nazi
Far right account posts a picture of Anne Hathaway and Vanellope asks grok to "do his thing" assuming he wanted to undress her or something else and Grok responds "Anne Hathaway isn't Jewish; she was raised Catholic but left the church. She married Adam Shulman (who is Jewish) in 2012 and celebrates Jewish holidays with their kids. She played Jewish roles, like in "Armageddon Time"
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TAPE_W0RM @telebluecable.com · 16/01/2026
maybe Mr Breast should stick to inedible burgers and slave chocolate
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Tony "Crash" Thompson @crashthompsonxo.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
2026 be like...
Pop Team Epic manga panels. Popuko wielding a chainsaw.

"Hahn? Don't you dare try and fuck with us YouTubers... Fuck yer fuckin' new year ya fuckin' rice cake."
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
You haven't experienced true poverty until you have billions in assets and can pay yourself zero salary by expensing everything through a multinational corporation
MrBeast has revealed he has “negative money” in his bank account

“No one ever believes anything I say because they’re like, ‘you’re a billionaire.’ I’m like, that’s net worth ... I’m borrowing money, that’s how little money I have”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/01/2026
i think it’s pretty fair to consider CBS straight fascist government media, trumps administration is clearly drip feeding them narratives and “scoops” and obviously CBS will run them with zero regard for fact
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bonniegriffith2.bsky.social @bonniegriffith2.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
bsky.app/profile/ronf...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/01/2026
fakest news i’ve seen from CBS yet
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The right-wingers at SCOTUS today argue that merely allowing a trans girl to compete in sports is a great harm because we must "protect women." But a woman exercising her First Amendment rights is a smug .... These people don't respect women 1/10th as much as any trans woman I know does.
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ꍟl'ana || Ɽunas🐉 @elestria.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The struggles of being social. Nobody in particular , and I understand I do it to myself. It’s just hard to gauge. #furryart #doodles
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Tony "Crash" Thompson @crashthompsonxo.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
"We will not use generative AI in our games again. We are sorry." I fixed this in 13 words. And I'm also an idiot. Imagine being a bigger idiot than me. *flips off a cop and runs into the sea*
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 09/01/2026
So now they're monetizing the non-consensual deepfakes and CSAM. They somehow managed to make it worse. www.wired.com/story/x-didn...
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X Didn’t Fix Grok's ‘Undressing’ Problem. It Just Makes People Pay for It
X is allowing only “verified” users to create images with Grok. Experts say it represents the “monetization of abuse”—and anyone can still generate images on Grok’s app and website.
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Gillian de Nooijer @gilliandn.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
VISA and Mastercard only target small creators and sites that don't have billions of dollars stalled in banks, Elon Musk is impervious. Insane situation.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 07/01/2026
Where the hell are Google and Apple enforcing their app store terms of service on X? Grok doing CSAM should instantly be a removal from the app store. Any other app doing this would be pulled instantly. Journalists should be asking for comment from these companies.
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Tony "Crash" Thompson @crashthompsonxo.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Shit, I think I feel for this one myself. Goddamn it. Be careful out there, folks. 😓
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Weotnot @weotnot.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
💡 Do a massive group YCH with dozens of slots... it's just the photo from "The Shining" :(0P
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/01/2026
this is, indeed, a crusade by the people directly running the New York Times to destroy the rights and lives of trans people in this country they have blood on their hands and they’re proud of it
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Cheeky🔞Nuttybuns @cheekynuttybuns.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
To the tune of Mambo n°5 I don't want gen AI in my life. I don't want gen AI by my side. I don't want gen AI on my screen. I don't want gen AI while I pee. I don't want gen AI in the sun. I don't want gen AI on my dong. I don't want gen AI in my games. I don't want gen AI it's so lame. AAAAAH!!🕺
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Queen Delrose @hotcakehound.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
haha what if queenie suddenly had a milk build up in her tits and desperately needed a mouth to shove her tits into intensely, lustfully, and almost violently with an undertone of demented appreciation and love
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
8a. Nothin' less than ill when we dress to kill ["Greatest Pop Stars" podcast] A podcast I appeared on with my good pal @augetoffmygold.bsky.social, I thought this exchange was so funny I made a promo video for it
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Tony "Crash" Thompson @crashthompsonxo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
All the work I did promoting music and making people laugh... I probably still never did as well on the Internet than when I got Notch to fail the easiest test in the world.
Me: "Notch, say this phrase: 'Nazis are bad.' Don't subtweet, don't add your own snappy little commentary. Just say it. Then I'll believe you.

Notch, an idiot: "Nazis and communists are bad"
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Bolt451 is the name of the scientist @bolt451.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Mike F @mikefossey tweet:
They say white people don't have their own culture but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog and there's no way we appropriated that from anyone else.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
One of the leading members of Nick Fuentes groyper movement "Vrillium" was outed for having an old social media account where he described himself as gay and dressed in women's clothing. Don't know how many examples people need before they realize Fuentes homophobic nazi war is a self hating one
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Plus-Size Sartha (DEMONETISED) @sartha.dog · 30/12/2025
This would absolutely do it for some of you
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Lotta people got offended by Forrest Frank's comment in my video that he didn't have any cool Christian music growing up, and it bothers me that I didn't bother put up the citation. You shouldn't just take my word for it! (He did say it though, here's the citation) www.grammy.com/news/forrest...
The album's resonance is partly owed to its fresh and forward-thinking approach to Christian music; CHILD OF GOD conveys sentiments classic of faith-based music in a breezy, catchy fashion. It's the same buoyant sound that has attracted listeners to Frank's secular music for the past eight years, just under different monikers: first, as one half of surf-pop duo Surfaces, then as Forrest., Frank's indie-pop solo venture. And it's no coincidence that his latest project uses his full name — for Frank, CHILD OF GOD is his truest expression of self yet. 

"When I was growing up, I didn't necessarily have cool Christian music to listen to. If I was going to the gym or if I was at the beach, it seemed like there weren't really any Christian songs that would fit those facets of life… So, I aspired to make Christian music that I think is cool," he tells GRAMMY.com. "I'm just making it the way that I love it. I think that authenticity is what kids resonate with."
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José @josebird.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Remember PragerU? They can still get 1 million views on one of their videos, but for some reason they only have 42 comments. 41 if you don't count the one they left.
PragerU video with 1 million views and 42 comments.1 million views42 comments
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I can confirm that cigarettes are not that bad
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