Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Tech guy: "Terrible, unconscionable to be needlessly cruel to an LLM. Anyway I've got a shipment of very cheap lithium to receive in a few minutes so I've got to run." 010
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I need to start listening to new music again, someone please recommend me an album. Any album I'm sure I haven't listened to it 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Dungeoneer catches what's called Mr. Brightside Curse Everytime they try to loot a chest, once they touch it it turns into a dick 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Xenomorph Killers be like Coming out of a chest and I been doing just fine 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Coming outta my cage and I been doing just chest Gotta gotta be down because I want it all Started it out with a chest how did it end up like this It was only a chest (It was only a chest) 100
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Coffee mug Don't talk to me until I've had my 😵💫PING😵💫 010
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Hypnosnake but venom-based. Small, easily startled, often hidden in brush who will reactively bite passersby. The venom induced a euphoric, mindless trance over the course of one minute, giving a victim the chance to find help quickly as the happy bubbles start growing in their minds 100
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Great hypnodom duo, one that locks down and opens up the target's mind from the front with thrumming Kaa eyes while the other delivers the programming whispering from behind. All the former has to do is keep those color rings flowing while the other one is just freestyling random ideas, triggers 020
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 18/08/2026[Porco rosso voice] "Better a facesitter than a fencesitter" 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Sucks to live in the same neighborhood as someone you creatively admire and you don't know why they won't even nod at you at the grocery store. Life if you forgot what I looked like, that's reasonable, but I thought it was unlikely, so it feels like I'm spurned! I'd like to ask why! 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 13/08/2026HEY HEY break it up with the crooning nightmarishness. Don't forget there's sweaty pube-dense pussies and cocks out there begging for horny tongues to clean them out. This is an erotic account after all, so when the world gets you down, lean on your endocrine system to lead you towards yummy musks! 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 13/08/2026You really start to understand heaven/hell as a concept when you feel in your heart "this powerful, cruel shithead will never experience consequences in their life so they must in the afterlife" as an existential cope that justice can be done outside of the material. What else is there to believe? 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The proliferation of gambling as a lifestyle for swaths of young adult men must precede like, a generational suicide wave right? Or worse, family annihilators. But I can't imagine the American political system as it exists intervening to try and prevent this as long as it profits the corrupt? 100
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Buried, mindlessly slurping at wet muff underneath her pear shape as she plays fields of mistria on the steam deck, season four of Deep Space Nine droning on, muffled under her plush cheeks 100
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Phenomenal balls smell pulling only 312lb+ hairy men in a 5 mile radius staggering, drool-trailing, pre-trailing horny mindless zonked to my disgusting beanbag chair so I can command them to jerk each other in a big ring while I spank them in sequence. All according to keikakku 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 09/08/2026doing haigure for like 23 minutes waiting to get horny or something like isn't this supposed to make me ecstatically brainwashed maybe I need the spandex for it to work?? 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 02/08/2026has anyone invented like a neck-pillow shaped thing but it's to put around your head to give support to the person sitting on your face? Like a special pillow that puts your mouth in the center but relieves the sit weight by maybe 20% Airport neck pillow but mitigates the weight of a whole person 100
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Single issue voter for any Democrat to put mcconnel in a Cadaver Synod 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 31/07/2026My meat dildo chauffer never showed up. So well brainwashed to worship the smell of pussy when his balls smelled like pussy today, he couldn't break free from the goon trance while huffing his own stink. So I've got no creampie all day but he's gets to deliriously pump to his own pussylike musk. 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I may have had my disagreements with the Child Slaughterer, but at the end of the day I am in the same class as him, and I'd like everyone to know I love being in the same class as the late Child Slaughterer and would never say anything that jeopardizes my position within this class. 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Just me the incomprehensible super-dimensional shape descending to the planet where all the inhabitants are unable to perceive my form so their nervous system just dumps pleasure sensation and uncontrollable orgasm and oxytocin love until they pass out. It's fine and everyone agrees to this. 100
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Idk nevermind I always try to watch some waiting for a historic moment but if there's a budd dwyer moment I'll see it tomorrow. Goodnight lol 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Man the only america thing I care about is that lemonfont comic where anime characters get america-bimbofied 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Im sick of being afraid of our bodies. I'm sick to death of being nervous and queasy and hide myself away. I want anyone hungry for me to gorge themselves satisfied. Live is short and our bodies are made to please each other. Its literally God's design that we lust for our fellow human. Fuck dude 100
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Mm I love the way my own sweaty dick and balls smells mm 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I'm embarrassed but earnest in my erotica protagonist who's down with most everything and is ostensibly cis male and when confronted with tgtf thinks "wait up not right now let me think about it" and no bones about it, this uncertainty is then quickly resolved. 100
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I got such a soft fuzzy gut and fat titties today lol. Some nice folks brought me this horrendously greasy and bready pizzas from a fancy place. Should I just go in that direction? Get fatter? Why not go for it 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I refuse to go back and reread this and make more edits. It's done. 20K+ words solid, split into five other submissions. www.furaffinity.net/view/65501468/furaffinity.netWife Guy (Full) by Plazmon -- Fur Affinity [dot] netFur Affinity | For all things fluff, scaled, and feathered! 110
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 29/06/2026If I heard that shit I'm on the zocdoc looking for a new witchdoctor that same day. I have persistent psoriasis from a curse by a jealous ex lover and they're saying "ting tang walla walla bing bang" that shit is NOT ACTIONABLE 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 24/06/2026These people will see a mass of people engaging democratically with the Democratic party and think "man democracy would work so much better if it weren't for all these people making decisions as a group." 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Periodically I check on this and I am yet to see the potential claimed. 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Finally unwinding the mad creative obsession I was struck with almost a week ago to write goblin erotica. 20K words banked and I'll post it incrementally. It's a story about living your hot wife who is five goblins and being mind-controlled by their pussies and such 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 19/06/2026She died the way she lived...falling down them big ass fuckin stairs. 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 16/06/2026What a terrible day to have an extremely kinky mind controlling goblin harem story running roughshod through my imagination. I can't focus on diddly fuck now. 100
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I hope they are forced to enact federal price controls on oil corporations that would be so funny. 020
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Brk the world can't end before we get to see the ending of The Amazing Digital Circus in theaters that's fucked up 100
Reposted by JellaJella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 28/02/2026A rabid dog that needs to be decisively and conclusively put to death before it can harm any more innocents 001
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I love phrasing things like I'm a cyberpunk guy. "After my shift I laid on the foam panel, ate potato starch wafers with capsaicin/vinegar coating, while watching vidtransmissions of redigested low-published 00's flicks." Which means spicy chips and YouTube video essays in bed, but cooler 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 17/03/2026He won't experience real justice in life but I do hope his last thought is that the ballroom was never finished 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I've only checked e621 but seems no furry artists are capitalizing on the phrase "high as giraffe pussy" to illustrate stoner giraffe babes 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Idk if hope springs eternal but damn hope springs a whole hell of a lot 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 28/02/2026A rabid dog that needs to be decisively and conclusively put to death before it can harm any more innocents 001
Reposted by JellaRori! @roricomics.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗 12173584637
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 18/01/2026I think "thank you for you attention to this matter" as a signoff is like a ritual invocation. You read this bullshit, you've participated in it, you've given your limited time and attention to me, you're involved, you're implicated, you live in my world, you've given me power, thank you. 100
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 17/01/2026[Sits on my balls] I've been viciously attacked by a deranged far left terrorist chair and barely escaped with my life. 000
Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 12/01/2026This is how people act when they know nobody is allowed to punch them and they're permitted to shoot to kill if someone tries. Imagine how they'd behave if the average citizen was allowed to punch them? 000